Jurassic World

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  1. emma

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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    That looks like a fucking xenomorph dino.

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  3. TDintheCorner

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    That looks much closer to Jurassic World than Jurassic Park than I would have preferred but I'm still cautiously optimistic with Edwards directing.
     
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    Looks like shit, they need to stop this
     
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  5. SC

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    Look — you give me big Dino’s and Mahershala Ali, I’m gonna be in my seat with a beer and a popcorn, ready to be entertained. No questions asked.
     
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  6. Karl Hungus

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    as someone who adores JP, liked lost world, hates jp3, liked JW, hated fallen kingdom and dominion....

    i feel like this looks decent, perhaps on par with jurassic world 1 as far as being entertaining. nothing will top the original since hollywood doesn't seem to understand what made the original a classic wasn't just dinosaurs and crazy action. looks akin to a peter jackson king kong or something, similar vibe to me. that said i pray they just watched the last two films and said "ok lets do the opposite of all that."
     
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  7. Tex

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  8. bro

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    Enough.
     
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  9. CF3234

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    Never even saw the last one. This looks similar. All the meh.
     
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  10. Wicked

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    Has a Kong Skull Island feel to it.
     
  11. brahmanknight

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    Hey, More Stupid White People, part 7.
     
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  12. afb

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    Edwards only skill is making movies look good and this looks like shit

    the creator is gorgeous, but is fucking awful
     
  13. TDintheCorner

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    Rogue One is probably the best Star Wars movie...period
     
  14. Duck70

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    Same. Also no shitty Chris Pratt
     
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  15. afb

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    the final 40mins are great

    the previous 90 are not

    which is very evident as to why the rewrites/reshoots took place
     
  16. CF3234

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    I was gonna say Congo.
     
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  17. pearl

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    Not probably, it is the best Star Wars film.
     
  18. Rock

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    it’s awesome. I rewatched it for the first time in a few years before Christmas and how great it is
     
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  19. Rock

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    When that hammerhead rams the star destroyer into the other one :banderas:
     
  20. Rock

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    But yeah, this JP looks like shit
     
  21. emma

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    I was broken when K died

    * in R1
     
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  22. Rock

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    Give me a prequel that leads into the original movie. Use the beginning of the book to tie it in
     
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  23. MJH

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    Yeah I’d rather see that than whatever they come up with to be the most dangerous dinosaur ever.
     
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  25. GrizzliesDrew

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    There's hot takes...and then there's this shit. This New Hope/Empire slander will not stand, man!
     
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  26. brahmanknight

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    R1 def is the best SW film. I've been saying that for years.
     
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    New Hope is perfection but I dont think saying RO is the best is a hot take, even if I disagree with it. But it's up there
     
  28. CF3234

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    There is a clear top 3.

    RO, ANH, ESB
     
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  29. dump bueckers

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    the best thing this new movie has going for it imo
     
  30. GrizzliesDrew

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    The 2nd hour of RO is amazing....but the first hour is BORING AS SHIT
     
  31. Truman

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    That is indeed an opinion.
     
  32. Redav

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    Empire Strikes Back is the goat

    Zero memorable characters in RO.
     
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  33. GrizzliesDrew

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    I prefer New Hope. It created the world. I have no issues for those who prefer Empire...but I will not abide with this RO is the best Star Wars bullshit.
     
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  34. Redav

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    I thought RO was kind of boring tbh
     
  35. GrizzliesDrew

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    The first hour is excruciating. Once they get to Scariff, it's great.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Do you even K-2SO bruh?
     
  37. Nostradumass

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    Rogue One is overloved. It's very good, especially the last hour, but it's not "the best."

    The last hour is very visceral and "real" (in terms of visuals, cinematography, and character moments) which made it a very welcome change of pace from the overabundance of fake/plastic looking CGI, bad blocking, and stiff performances in the prequels.

    But Rogue One is still below ANH and Empire, and I don't think it's as good as Last Jedi, either, but that's a controversial movie in it's own right.
     
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  38. brahmanknight

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    What's wrong with Chris Pratt?
     
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  39. Tex

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  40. Tex

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    This is very surprising

     
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  41. Tex

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    I think people have mentioned he’s religious? I don’t know.
     
  42. VaxRule

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    There were lots of memorable characters in RO. Vader’s in it for gosh’s sake.

    I think you meant that none of the new characters are memorable. Which - okay, but the series Andor is great. So thank you RO for giving us characters that somebody thought were interesting enough to explore more.
     
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  43. dump bueckers

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    my guess is F1 is coming out the weekend before and that studio bought all of the space up
     
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  44. HotMic

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    Am I stupid to think this could actually be a solid movie?
     
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  45. Tex

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    Think you are right. I know it will make a ton of money either way but still figured they would want those screens.
     
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  46. Clown

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    Same issue with Ryan Reynolds, he plays the same guy in everything he is in
     
  47. backinblack23

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    Yes, but it will be a fun action movie with dinosaurs.
     
  48. I generally do not bother celebrities I see but at the time Chris Pratt wasn't too big and was just Andy on Parks and I saw him while leaving a restaurant and said I was a fan. Guy shook my hand and then asked me a ton of questions and internally I was like 'I just wanted to give you a shoutout and go' but he was really nice. I assume he does not do that as much anymore with fans now with his success
     
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  49. MJH

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    The raft scene looks like that’ll be good. I’ll go see it in theatres but it doesn’t look like a step up from the last two movies.
     
  50. GrizzliesDrew

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    It's impossible to not be a step up from the last 2
     
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