Jurassic World

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  1. Pelican

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    The dialogue between the dad and the daughter’s boyfriend.

    :gross:
     
  2. DirtBall

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    You know, I’ve never hunted a dinosaur but I’ve seen enough of these shits to know that I’m leaving the kid at home if I do.
     
  3. MLS

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    I was irrationally annoyed by this aspect - so we're just auctioning off fucking live dinosaurs for watch pricing now, k
     
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  4. I liked how they just casually mention the little girl is a clone and then never mention it again
     
  5. Handcuffed

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    genuinely took me out of the movie. real-life dinos getting sold for less than dinosaur skeletons. so dumb.

    same thing happened early in season 1 of house of cards, while we're on this subject. the wife's non-profit had to lay off a bunch of people because they missed out on, like, a $100k donation or something, a nothing amount in the world of DC and politics. to this day, the worst thing that kevin spacey has ever done.
     
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  6. MLS

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    Completely forgot about that :roll::roll:
     
  7. I can think of a few things Kevin Spacey has done that are worse
     
  8. MLS

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    "Guys we have to do this death mission and fight off various dinosaurs to make a scientific breakthrough - also, we have a clone at our disposal, but that's neither here nor there"
     
  9. Pelican

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    the child who opened the gate was a clone? or are we talking about previous movies with that daisy or maisy girl or whatever
     
  10. VaxRule

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    I feel like you’re spending too much on watches.
     
  11. MG2

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    One of the most insane things I've ever seen in a movie. And then the clone lets the dinosaurs out into the world at the end and the adults are just like "oh, you!!" as they go terrorize millions of people.
     
  12. MG2

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    The child from Fallen Kingdom (and Dominion) was a clone. I don't believe there are clones in this movie, but give them tine and a few sequels.
     
  13. MLS

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    Classic undersell technique
     
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  14. bertwing

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    About to watch with my son
     
  15. MJH

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    I saw it this afternoon and it was a decent blockbuster. Not really sure where they go with a sequel, but the dinos make money so they’ll come up with something.
     
  16. brahmanknight

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    I enjoyed it.

    The sleeping T-Rex scene was fun.

    It is disappointing the boyfriend didn’t die.
     
  17. pearl

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    I do like how he acknowledges that he’s a lazy piece of shit. However, the father does rightfully point out that he has admirable qualities when forced to act on the spot.
     
  18. gilstein21

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    Wasn't as bad as I expected, but not the greatest for sure. Cheesy moments, predictable stuff moments, plot up and down moments, but Roarrrrrrrr!

    as for the sequel
    the vials end up on the black market or stolen and they have to stop it!
     
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  19. TDintheCorner

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    Just got out and thought it was much better than any of the Pratt movies. I think shooting this one on film made it feel a lot more like the original.
     
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  20. cal

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    is it strange that i thought the acting was great for a d+/c- movie?
     
  21. Truman

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    The only acting that stuck out to me was how much ScarJo was mailing it in
     
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  22. spagett

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    Props to her
     
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  23. snowfx2

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    Archeologists in South America are helping the writers out. Discovered with a croc bone lodged in its jaw.



     
  24. Fancy

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    hell yeah
     
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