KANGAROO STALKS H E A T H E N WOMAN FOR 2 DAYS, THEN SAVAGES HER

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  1. THEHEBREW1

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    GOOD for her h e a t h e n ass :yousoright:

    Woman stalked by rogue kangaroo for TWO DAYS before vicious attack which left her with 12-inch scar

    • Kangaroo confronted woman twice before attack
    • Husband confronted by animal as wife was in hospital
    • Third person also attacked by crazed kangaroo
    • Victim angry at response from park officials
    • Rangers have finally issued licence to kill marsupial

    A hostile kangaroo launched a savage assault on a mother after spending two days stalking her - then attacked her husband as she recovered in hospital.
    Kirrily McWilliams was left with a 12-inch scar following the brutal attack by the powerful grey kangaroo as she walked down her driveway.

    It was the third time Mrs McWilliams had been confronted by the intimidating animal at her home near Port Macquarie, northern New South Wales, Australia.

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    Kirrily McWilliams confronted the female kangaroo in her back yard in Port Macquarie after it hopped through her back fence

    She had first come face to face with the growling marsupial in her back yard two days before the vicious attack and just a day earlier the female had hopped through a fence and grabbed her mastiff.

    Mrs McWilliams says she contacted National Parks and Wildlife Services (NPWS) for help, but was told the animal would go away of its own accord.

    The frightening attack happened when Ms McWilliams was on her way to the bus stop to pick her daughter up from school.



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    "PLEASE, SOMEBODY CALL THE HUMANE SOCIETY, THAT THING TORE MY ASS UP."..........DAWG

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    "NEXT TIME I'M GONNA KILL HER!!!!!"........................KANGO THE KILLA ROO

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    Mrs McWilliams called the National Parks and Wildlife Services after it attacked her 65lb mastiff for help but was assured the powerful grey kangaroo would leave of its own accord

    She saw the crazed kangaroo racing towards her at high speed and with nowhere to hide she decided the best course of action was to drop to the ground and curl up into a ball.


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    She said: 'If you stand and confront them they can easily tear you apart because that's what they do to each other.'
    The rogue animal struck her a number of times, clawing at her with its powerful hind legs before bounding away. She sustained a large gash and other scratches on her back.

    The victim added: 'It was lucky it was cool weather and I had two layers of clothing, otherwise it could have been worse.'

    However, just when she thought the family had seen the last of the angry animal, it turned its attentions to her husband.

    While Mrs McWilliams recovered in hospital the animal faced up to Mr McWilliams, fortunately he was able to fend it off with a shovel.

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    Terrifying: Mrs McWilliams holds up the remains of the t-shirt she was wearing when she was attacked by the powerful grey kangaroo by her home in New South Wales
    A day later, after the kangaroo attacked a third person, NPWS officials issued a permit to shoot the kangaroo.


    According to thetelegraph.continental Mrs McWilliams said she was disappointed by way NPWS had reacted.

    ‘I'm for protecting kangaroos but there seems to be nothing in place to help people,’ she said.

    ‘I had to be injured before they did anything. I have three children and it could have been one of them.'

    Eastern greys can weigh up to 145lbs and reach almost six feet tall. They are considered dangerous and official policy is to educate people on avoiding conflict.

    There have been a number of cases of kangaroos lashing out.
    In 2012 two-year-old Zakkia Galea required stitches after he was forced to the ground by a female eastern grey kangaroo close to the spot where Mrs McWilliams was attacked.



    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151552/Woman-stalked-rogue-kangaroo-TWO-DAYS-vicious-attack-left-12-inch-scar.html#ixzz1wHe5eVZ1
     
  2. BudKilmer

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    :roll: at "NEXT TIME I'M GONNA KILL HER!!!!!"........................KANGO THE KILLA ROO
     
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  3. Moxin24

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  4. Gtr

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    I love it when wild animals go animal on people.
     
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  5. CK D Floppin

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    Even Kango the Killa Roo knows that nogs taste like shit
     
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    65 lb mastiff?

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    I think that was supposed to be Kg.
     
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  9. Fusiontegra

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    savage isn't a verb
     
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    They issued a permit to shoot it? That fucker would have been dead immediately after confronting me the first time. Especially if it went after my dog.

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  12. 47 straight

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    i'm thinking the h ebrew meant "ravage"
     
  13. Trip McNeely

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    I just assumed it was a synonym for contuse
     
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    I'm thinking it would be hilarious to fight a kangaroo with a shovel.
     
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  16. THEHEBREW1

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    "BITCH!!!!...............POWWWWW!!!!!!".....................KANGO THE KILLA ROO DAMN NEAR KNOCKS THE HEAD OFF THE H E A T H E N WOMAN HE STALKED FOR 2 DAYS

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    Right in the kisser.
     
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    Preach, THEHEBREW1.

    My fellow HE-BREW has been WARNING you pink-bootied HEA-THENS!

    From Kangaroos to HE-BREWS, the animal kingdom is going to fuck you HEA-THENS up!
     
  22. THEHEBREW1

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    "BITCH, I WILL CHOKE YO H E A T H E N ASS TO DEATH!!!!!!!!".................KANGO MEANS BUSINESS

    :warn::warn::warn:
     
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  24. THEHEBREW1

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    "GET AWAY FROM ME LIL FUCKING H E A T H E N!!!"

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  25. JGator1

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    Kango the Killa Roo vs Wild Dawg, what are your thoughts heebs? I know I'd be first in line to buy the ppv.
     
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  26. THEHEBREW1

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    "ME AND MY BOYZ WOULD TEAR THE NUTZ OFF THAT BEAST AND WE WOULD BE SHITTING OUT KANGAROO MEAT FOR A MONTH AFTER DEVOURING HIS ASS."...........................STILL LOOKING DANGEROUS AS A MOTHERFUCKER, WILD DAWG SPEAKS

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  27. chet fire

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    uh oh. looks like nobody's safe.

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  28. CK D Floppin

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    These were awesome :lick:

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    This
     
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  32. THEHEBREW1

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    DAMN THING ATTACKED ME THIS MORNING. SON OF A BITCH HIT ME LIKE A BULL NOSTRILLED H E B R E W LINEBACKER AND CLAWED THE FUCK OUTTA ME. SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THAT DAMN THING BEFORE IT KILLS SOMEBODY."............................ANOTHER VICTIM OF KANGO THE KILLA ROO COMES FORWARD

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  33. THEHEBREW1

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    "I WAS QUIETLY WALKING MY DOG AND HEARD SOMETHING MOVE IN THE BUSHES AND MY DOG SCREAMED AND TOOK OFF RUNNING AND I WAS ATTACKED ALSO. WE ARE STILL SCARED TO GO OUTSIDE.".......................................ANOTHER H E A T H E N WOMAN AND HER STILL TREMBLING DOG ARE MENTALLY SCARRED BEHIND ANOTHER KANGO ATTACK
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  34. THEHEBREW1

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    "HIM GOT ME TOO.".
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  37. THEHEBREW1

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    I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S DOS EQUIS. FUCK THAT FOSTERS, IT TASTES LIKE SHIT."..........................KANGO WETS HIS WHISTLE BEFORE RESUMING HIS RAMPAGE AGAINST H E A T H E N S IN AUSTRALIA

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  41. THEHEBREW1

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    KANGO STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wildlife authorities in the eastern Australian state of New South Wales have warned that kangaroos should be approached with caution after a woman was attacked by one of the marsupials just outside her home.
    The 52-year-old from the town of Grafton suffered serious injuries to her legs when she was pulled down by a kangaroo in her back garden late last week, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation reports.
    A spokesman for the National Parks and Wildlife Service, Lawrence Orel, told the news service that rangers had been given instructions to hunt down and kill three large male kangaroos that have been seen acting aggressively in the area.
    More from GlobalPost: "Rogue" kangaroo attacks woman, 94, in Australia
    In an interview, he said: "It's really important that people remember that kangaroos are not Skippy at all," he said.
    "Skippy has unfortunately created this concept in our national psyche that kangaroos are completely benign. The reality is, unfortunately, they're wild animals and they react completely instinctively."
    The Northern Star newspaper spoke to the victim, which it names as Sue Lawrence, and says she has spent the five days since the attack recovering in a trauma unit.
    She said the kangaroo was over 2 meters (6 feet 6 inches) tall and had attacked her at least five times after pushing her to the ground.
    "I did not see him. Next thing I'm on the ground - he must have pushed me over. He started jumping on me and then he'd turn around and come back and have another go," she said. "I just screamed and screamed and screamed," she said, adding that the kangaroo eventually hopped away

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    "OH DEAR, I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA KILL ME.".....................RECOVERING VICTIM OF KANGO ATTACK

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    "NEXT TIME I WILL KILL HER!!!!!"....................KANGO THE KILLA ROO

    The kangaroo cut open her right calf and ripped out the muscle, and inflicted deep puncture wounds in her left leg.
    Authorities say they believe and Eastern Grey Kangaroo was responsible for the attack.