Kansas City TMBers

hipsterjoe how was the date

 

way better than expected. I’m officially in love

 

U piihb m8?

 

no I legit want to marry this lady so gonna play the sex things slow

 

did you go to green lady

I'll be expecting my best man invitation in the mail tia

 

no just tannin

 

she got back with her ex :(

 

You'll be fine. You're a handsome, tall, successful young man and any nice lady in the KC area would be lucky to pee in your car :D

 

an amateur pornstar ate fried food and shit all night while I was trying to sleep but that’s not quite the same

 

You guys need to hear my tinder stories

 

Yes, yes we do.

 

Some get pretty weird not gonna lie

 

Wow, an amateur porn star? From one of those sites? There's just so many. Which one could it be?

 

I can’t rememeber :(

 

she was fun though. I can send you guys her Instagram but I’m hesitant to post it

 

A friend of mine went to HS around 2010 with a girl that was on GDP from KC. Would be funny if it was the same girl.

 

is she hot

 

I slid into all of your DMs

 

Oh word

 

yes gbr

 

One of the actresses in one of the commercials with Salvy sent me a bunch of nudes last week

 

Slide brolift a dm..

You should come over to our Tinder Group Me. Stuff gets posted that may worry about getting to wider audience.

 

Invite me

 

Send me dm with your group me info

 

I’ll create one tomorrow and send. I’m too high and tired right now

 

Can I get in on this

 

I was in the middle of a girl from tinder last night I apologize

 

lefevbre just made fun of uncle hud about the time he said “paulo game winning homo”

 

Haven’t we all

 

not on tv with dozens of people watching

 

Well, maybe you haven’t...,

 

Speaking of, I was listening last night. Has Denny officially announced his retirement after this season? I really don’t want Rex and Phys taking over all TV broadcasts.

 

phys is the most boring person in the world. there’s a reason he calls the 11AM big 12 basketball games

 

My biggest issue is he eggs Hud on where as Ryan reels him in.

 

that’s because if phys didn’t have some entertainment accompanying him on the broadcast I believe most viewers would shoot themselves in the head

 

So when do we all meet up for blvd wheats and Vegas bombs frens

 

Blvd wheats....

 

I you but I will fight you for this blasphemy

 

I mean, if I wanted Boulevards 17-19th best beer I as well would be excited for them.

 

Hi,

I am currently in your fair city enjoying a cup of coffee. I have no plans or friends until later this afternoon, so where should I grab breakfast/brunch and catch the early bowl game. Or do something entirely different that doesn’t consist of me watching the bowl game?

Went to Eggtc, nick and jakes, crow coffee, and gram and Dunn yesterday. Currently at oddly correct coffee bar.

 

what do you *feel* like doing

 

Not staying outside for sustained periods of time since I don’t own a coat that can protect me from this cold.

Any cool historical/cultural attractions? I’d prefer not to have to uber far. The ride in from the airport was enough.

I enjoy dive bars, but not really during the day. Possibly a brewery? I enjoyed a local offering from the fine bar inside Whole Foods yesterday. Loved seeing Mich Ultra labeled as a local beer.

 

Oh, I would like to say that nearly everyone I’ve come across has been very nice. I like that.

 

Succotash

 

Oklahoma Joes

 

The best dive bar near you right now is hi dive. If you want to go there you should go to Q39 for lunch

 

Broadway deli

 

This looked good, but I ended up going to The Corner Restaurant because I could walk to it. The cider braised pork tostadas were delicious.