Kate Beckinsale

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  1. WillySaliba

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    Lol went to dinner with the In-laws last week. BIL kept hyping the show up and said we have to watch. Said it like 6 times but that’s just his personality. He pulled me aside later and went, even if you don’t like the show, you’ll watch it and enjoy it.

    :banderas:
     
  2. Jorts

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    My wife: So, I imagine you’d like to watch the Widow
    Me: Why would you guess that?
     
  3. BP

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    Annnnnnnnnd we're back
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ve seen this porn
     
  6. angus

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    The junkie and the super hot mom? Wierd genre.
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    Don’t you kink shame me
     
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  8. TrustyPatches

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    We need a recount


    Not my boyfriend!
     
  9. Wu

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    Dude must have an absolute unit
     
  10. Bruce Wayne

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  11. a.tramp

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    The good news is this little fling is about 1 more bump from being over.
     
  12. Wu

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    :trumpanzee:
     
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  13. a.tramp

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    Why Wu, idk what this means.
     
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  14. TrustyPatches

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    Hey guys watch this

     
  15. John Blutarsky

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    This reminds me of how I felt when The Shermanator supposedly banged that hot girl in American Pie but I think we all know how that turned out.
     
  16. Fusiontegra

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    But, despite the Kate stuff, I liked Pete...

    And you’ve ruined it.
     
  17. TrustyPatches

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    It’s what I do
     
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  18. kslim

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    Every time
     
  19. backinblack23

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    I think this makes it worse, thinking my dream girl is getting destroyed by a big ole dong. I'd rather he be a druggie with a small dick.
     
  20. AptosDuck

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    Maybe he's just a good listener
     
  21. Futureman

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    I mean, on the positive side, Pete is the kind of dude who will absolutely leak the nudes when she dumps him.
     
  22. BP

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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah bc we have a fuck load of Arianna Grande nudes
     
  24. dahldennsull

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    if it makes you better, he basically came out and said he doesn't after Arianna grande had a line in the breakup song about him saying he had a big dick. He said it was actually the meanest thing an ex could do cause every girl knows the song so once he actually gets to the point of getting a girl in bed, they are massively disappointed when they find out its a lie...:pffft:
     
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  25. Ty Webb

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    If he wasn’t a self-depreciating comedian, I’d believe it.
     
  26. Futureman

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    That chick has the body of a 12 year old. Not the kind of stuff you leak
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah man
     
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  28. Fusiontegra

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    Don't entirely disagree. I've never seen the appeal. She's, what, 25 now, and could still pass for 14 in entirely too many pictures.
     
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  29. SugarShaun

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    Doesn’t change the fact that WED is right. Plenty of people would want them and they didn’t leak after the breakup
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah who would want to see nudes of the largest pop star in the world
     
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  31. BayouMafia

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    not me it's against my religion
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Call me old fashioned, but I'd view her without clothes :idk:

    [​IMG]
     
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  33. El Tiburon

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    So would I. And Arianna Grande, too.
     
  34. TrustyPatches

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    I think i was a little too hard on someone in another thread wrt AG and her lack of womanly features so I’m changing my approach and gonna be more accepting of the pedos among us
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    I didnt think that looked totally like her but it was on a website of Arianna Biniki pics
     
  36. Wu

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    Yeah but that’s kinda your thing

    Never change
     
  37. TrustyPatches

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    Yeah ima twat but I promise I bite my tongue plenty
     
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  39. Shawn Hunter

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    :banderas:
     
  40. angus

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    That's one hell of an ad for H&H security.
     
  41. kinghill

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  42. a.tramp

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    Fine SyFy network, I’ll watch all the Underworld movies tonight again...
     
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  44. Josey Wales

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    I don’t watch any late shows but of the clips I see, it appears that only Fallon’s staff comes up with creative bits.
     
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  45. buckwild

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    Agreed....that was a good bit and had me laughing.
     
  46. Doc Louis

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    how could she not smell the cinnamon rolls though?
     
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  47. Wu

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    As all things should be
     
  48. TheGrifter

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    Good for you, Pete.

    Shooters gonna shoot.