Kate Beckinsale

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  1. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    I'm gonna buy that women's health mag
     
    #651 kinghill, Dec 19, 2019
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  2. Capt Wigs

    Capt Wigs Well-Known Member
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    Trying to make your own love potion?
     
    #652 Capt Wigs, Dec 19, 2019
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  3. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    My wife is 47.

    It all goes downhill in a heartbeat.

    The joke is that my wife never looked like that.
     
    #653 RU-Omega Potato, Dec 19, 2019
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2019
  4. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    gonna mix her up a mocktail
     
    #654 dahldennsull, Dec 19, 2019
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  5. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Jesus. They would crown me King Arthur.
     
    #655 THF, Dec 19, 2019
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  6. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    Luckiest knee ever

     
    #656 Big Meech, Dec 19, 2019
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  7. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    Forget to renew your subscription?
     
    #657 Gambler, Dec 19, 2019
  8. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    good lord



    Walder Frey/Argus Filch gets to party with her
     
    #658 dahldennsull, Dec 19, 2019
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  9. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    #659 dahldennsull, Dec 19, 2019
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  10. kinghill

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    [​IMG]
     
    #660 kinghill, Dec 19, 2019
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  11. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    An absolute all time beauty who needs to chill on the Botox
     
    #661 Futureman, Dec 20, 2019
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  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Don’t know who you’re talking about but I know it’s not the goddess itt
     
    #662 Daniel Ocean, Dec 20, 2019
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  13. popnfresh

    popnfresh Well-Known Member
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    This is why we can't have nice things.
     
    #663 popnfresh, Dec 20, 2019
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  14. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Elbows too pointy or some bullshit like that.
     
    #664 THF, Dec 20, 2019
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  15. Lip

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    What a terrible “take.”
     
    #665 Lip, Dec 20, 2019
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  16. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley RIP EARL
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    We need to give this guy a break. He’s clearly from 200 years in the future and just got confused where he was right now.
     
    #666 Matt Foley, Dec 20, 2019
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  17. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    The time jumps make my future brain fuzzy
     
    #667 Futureman, Dec 20, 2019
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  18. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    That’s not walder, Arya just needed to look older to get in the club
     
    #668 Mr Bulldops, Dec 21, 2019
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  19. snowfx2

    snowfx2 Well-Known Member
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    #669 snowfx2, Dec 26, 2019
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  20. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    i think what he is trying to say is she is absolutely perfect how she is right now and any more will not do her justice...
     
    #670 bturns, Dec 26, 2019
  21. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    #671 BP, Jan 1, 2020
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  22. IanBoyd

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    [​IMG]
     
    #672 IanBoyd, Jan 2, 2020
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  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
    #673 Daniel Ocean, Jan 2, 2020
  24. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    :angry:
     
    #674 BP, Jan 7, 2020
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  25. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I think she goes out with these jackwagons just to troll the media
     
    #675 Wu, Jan 7, 2020
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  26. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Cleveland Ohio represent
     
    #676 SugarShaun, Jan 7, 2020
  27. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    #677 bertwing, Jan 12, 2020
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  28. GordoBombay

    GordoBombay Well-Known Member
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    MGK is a knucklehead
     
    #678 GordoBombay, Jan 13, 2020
  29. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Nice pussy
     
    #679 Where Eagles Dare, Jan 13, 2020
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  30. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Thanks
     
    #680 bertwing, Jan 13, 2020
  31. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    Maybe she’s a crackhead too? Loves these dudes with drug problems.

    idc if she’s one, she’s still smoke.
     
    #681 ButchCassidy, Jan 13, 2020
  32. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    #682 Kirk Fogg, Jan 24, 2020
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  33. NP13

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    #683 NP13, Jan 28, 2020
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  34. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    I'm in touch with this dog's feelings on a spiritual and cellular level.
     
    #684 RU-Omega Potato, Jan 29, 2020
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  35. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
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    Meanwhile the rabbit's just like "you gotta be more subtle man"
     
    #685 Shiggityshwo, Jan 29, 2020
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  36. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    I get the feeling she has become next level crazy
     
    #686 Big Meech, Jan 29, 2020
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  37. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    god willing
     
    #687 Wu, Jan 29, 2020
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  38. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    In Bed.
     
    #688 backinblack23, Jan 29, 2020
  39. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    #689 Wu, Feb 8, 2020
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  40. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    #690 Bruce Wayne, Feb 11, 2020
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  41. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    #691 Ty Webb, Feb 22, 2020
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  42. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    #692 bertwing, Feb 24, 2020
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  43. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    She knows exactly what she's doing and she's cruel for doing so.

     
    #693 IanBoyd, Feb 25, 2020
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  44. ned's head

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    Bet she could sell those strips of tape on ebay for a pretty penny
     
    #694 ned's head, Feb 25, 2020
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  45. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    She needs her own YT channel.
     
    #695 BP, Feb 26, 2020
  46. Aussie

    Aussie Si Je Puis
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    #696 Aussie, Feb 26, 2020
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  47. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    [​IMG]
     
    #697 Big Meech, Feb 26, 2020
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  48. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    #698 Ty Webb, Feb 29, 2020
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  49. bstaple12

    bstaple12 Nole World Order
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    stupid
     
    #699 bstaple12, Mar 1, 2020
  50. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Fuck this thread.

    I just want to rub my penis on her.
     
    #700 Bulworth, Mar 3, 2020
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