Kate Beckinsale

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  1. JC

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  2. John Blutarsky

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    Would it be creepy to have that Dorothy picture on the wall behind my bar?
     
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    Nope
     
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  4. Mix

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    how is that body so amazing? like she looks like shes 22.
     
  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    She looks better than when she was 22
     
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    (Whew)
     
  11. Lip

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    Have you seen it for sale somewhere? It looks like it could almost be a painting of Kate dressed as Dorothy.
     
  12. John Blutarsky

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  13. Doc Louis

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    Dunno but it's a completely realistic expectation I feel all women should strive to meet
     
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  15. Lip

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    yeah I clicked the link of all the tranny art. Weird stuff.
     
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    This damn cat

     
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    Nice anal bleaching reference in there.
     
  18. tjsblue

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    I’d recommend it for you because I often see you from the back.
     
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    I like a woman with a groomed pussy.
     
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    You forgot to log in to your Bulworth account
     
  21. Capt Wigs

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    How dare you sir.
     
  22. Wu

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    a reminder...

    Still, when asked on the red carpet about her best feature, Beckinsale replied, “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular,” she laughed. “But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?” Just in case her innuendo wasn’t loud and clear to the interviewer, she silently mouthed “my twat” before walking away.
     
  23. Greybeard

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    She could have done that topless, I wouldn't have minded one bit..
     
  24. TheGrifter

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    Are you positive, Captain Obvious?
     
  25. Greybeard

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    Yup! 100% sure.
     
  26. Bulworth

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    I love her.
     
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    Hard to make it out through all the jpeg, but I think there's a cat there
     
  29. Henry Blake

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    She's got a nice pussy.
     
  31. tjsblue

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    Needs to bleach the ass though... I’m told
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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  33. tjsblue

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    Obviously not following the thread as much as I do... rook
     
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  35. Daniel Ocean

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    My heart skipped a beat.
     
  36. fsugrad99

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    I audibly gasped
     
  37. El Tiburon

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    I think she knows what she’s doing.
     
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  39. ramszoolander

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    LOL look at that makeup setup

    She isn't high maintenance AT ALL

    would
     
  40. IanBoyd

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    A world famous actress has cosmetics at home.

    Someone fucking call the presses.
     
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    You see makeup, I see potential sex toys
     
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    I’m blushing.
     
  43. ramszoolander

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    You're not wrong. I kept trying to ENHANCE ENHANCE and those fuckers were in the way
     
  44. Hego Voss

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    It takes a little extra to get inside that model.

    :quagmire:
     
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  45. Ty Webb

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  46. Lip

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    oh my god shut the fuck up
     
  47. IanBoyd

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    Nice pussy Kate

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  48. bigred77

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    The cat has its own hammock
     
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  49. IanBoyd

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    Who cares about that? That cat has its own Kate Beckinsale too.
     
  50. THF

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    Guys can you imagine how difficult it was to get in that hammock in those SHOES? Lol like come on.