Kate Beckinsale

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  1. DrunkJester

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    She must be having sex at least 7 times a day.
     
    #201 DrunkJester, Apr 13, 2018
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  2. TrustyPatches

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    I would quit my job and give my kids up for adoption to fuck her 7 times a day.
     
    #202 TrustyPatches, Apr 13, 2018
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    I’d do that to make love to her once.
     
    #203 Daniel Ocean, Apr 13, 2018
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  4. Constant

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    I would give up TrustyPatches kids for adoption just for a look at the Pharoah's Tomb or whatever she calls it.
     
    #204 Constant, Apr 13, 2018
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  5. bertwing

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    I'd murder you and take your spot
     
    #205 bertwing, Apr 13, 2018
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  6. TrustyPatches

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    Ijs when it was Heidi Klum it seemed like an impossible task, when it’s Kate Beckinsale, it seems like the pinnacle of a life lived
     
    #206 TrustyPatches, Apr 13, 2018
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  7. TrustyPatches

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    I’d understand
     
    #207 TrustyPatches, Apr 13, 2018
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  8. backinblack23

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    In my eyes Kate is in a whole other class above Heidi Klum.
     
    #208 backinblack23, Apr 13, 2018
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  9. TrustyPatches

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    In my eyes Kate is on a mountain by herself
     
    #209 TrustyPatches, Apr 13, 2018
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  10. Teflon Queen

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    Maybe now...but prime time Heidi blows Beckinsale out of the water
     
    #210 Teflon Queen, Apr 13, 2018
  11. backinblack23

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    No way, maybe she got close to even.
     
    #211 backinblack23, Apr 13, 2018
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  12. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Nah bruh, Nah. There’s maybe a body advantage there but when it comes to pure sexiness and enticing it’s not even close.
     
    #212 TrustyPatches, Apr 13, 2018
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  13. Teflon Queen

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    Nsfw
    :justsayin:

    [​IMG]
     
    #213 Teflon Queen, Apr 13, 2018
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  14. Wu

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    I’d take my grandson off my lap to floss her teeth
     
    #214 Wu, Apr 13, 2018
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  15. kslim

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    Lol Jesus christ
     
    #215 kslim, Apr 13, 2018
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  16. TrustyPatches

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    Yeah nah
     
    #216 TrustyPatches, Apr 13, 2018
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'll take either one
     
    #217 Where Eagles Dare, Apr 13, 2018
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  18. Teflon Queen

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    More nsfw

    [​IMG]
     
    #218 Teflon Queen, Apr 13, 2018
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  19. Teflon Queen

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    Perhaps we can email the both of them and see if they want to settle this in a lesbian 69-off
     
    #219 Teflon Queen, Apr 13, 2018
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ve watched every Underworld movie multiple times for her and she isn’t even in one of them.
     
    #220 Daniel Ocean, Apr 13, 2018
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    Thread banned
     
    #221 Daniel Ocean, Apr 13, 2018
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  22. Jake Barnes

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    Everything I said in the Heidi thread need not apply with Kate. I would gladly welcome Death’s embrace if my dick was buried in Pharaoh’s Tomb at the time.
     
    #222 Jake Barnes, Apr 13, 2018
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  23. fsugrad99

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    It's a tit off! It's a tit off!
     
    #223 fsugrad99, Apr 13, 2018
  24. JC

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    She’s just perfect
     
    #224 JC, Apr 14, 2018
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  25. TrustyPatches

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    I have no idea what’s going on here but I’ll probably fap

     
    #225 TrustyPatches, Apr 18, 2018
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  26. Shawn Hunter

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    I think she might not be wearing a bra. Will need to watch a few more times to figure it out.
     
    #226 Shawn Hunter, Apr 18, 2018
  27. Shiggityshwo

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    oh lord, she definitely sexy rides
     
    #227 Shiggityshwo, Apr 18, 2018
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  28. Daniel Ocean

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    I just hurt my shoulder and threw my back out. I regret nothing
     
    #228 Daniel Ocean, Apr 18, 2018
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  29. HOOSINSC

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    i saw nipples
     
    #229 HOOSINSC, Apr 19, 2018
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  30. BP

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    #230 BP, Apr 27, 2018
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
    #231 Daniel Ocean, Apr 27, 2018
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  32. Wu

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    #232 Wu, Apr 27, 2018
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  33. Shiggityshwo

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    Kate the puppet master
     
    #233 Shiggityshwo, Apr 27, 2018
  34. kinghill

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    Does her insta get hilarious comments like we used to see in the Mckayla Maroney thread?
     
    #234 kinghill, Apr 27, 2018
  35. Shawn Hunter

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    I'm sure incels follow her so yes, most likely.
     
    #235 Shawn Hunter, Apr 27, 2018
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  36. Wu

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    The gold dress, gawd dayum
    Who am I kidding, all of them

     
    #236 Wu, May 7, 2018
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  37. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    More like Dame Helen Mirin
     
    #237 Fusiontegra, May 8, 2018
  38. Wu

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    #238 Wu, May 18, 2018
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  39. Sequatchie

    Sequatchie 4 star recruit riding the bench

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    #239 Sequatchie, May 19, 2018
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  40. Biship

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    Well I'll be damned
     
    #240 Biship, May 19, 2018
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  41. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    #241 Kirk Fogg, Jun 2, 2018
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  42. Killy Me Please

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    Top tier troll game

     
    #242 Killy Me Please, Jun 2, 2018
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  43. Wu

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    Ahem
     
    #243 Wu, Jun 2, 2018
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  44. SugarShaun

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    You expect him to scroll up 4 whole posts???
     
    #244 SugarShaun, Jun 2, 2018
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  45. kinghill

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    I too am VERY UPSET at a Kate Beckinsale img repost.

    also
     
    #245 kinghill, Jun 3, 2018
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  46. BP

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    #246 BP, Jun 23, 2018
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  47. BP

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    #247 BP, Jul 11, 2018
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  48. Jake Barnes

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    Her eccentricity makes her even more desirable.
     
    #248 Jake Barnes, Jul 11, 2018
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  49. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Her daughter starting to look more and more like her thank God.

     
    #249 Mix, Jul 11, 2018
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  50. SugarShaun

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    I have the weirdest boner right now
     
    #250 SugarShaun, Jul 11, 2018
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