Kate Upton thread, your SI Swimsuit cover girl

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  1. ncrebel

    ncrebel Administrator Staff Member Donor TMB OG

  2. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    actually according to 75% of the board she is way too fat
     
  3. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Fan of: Fan of Section Staff Member Donor TMB OG

  4. ncrebel

    ncrebel Administrator Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    oh yeah. she's a hippo
     
  5. Mops

    Mops Your favorite kid's favorite Dad Donor TMB OG

  6. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC Wants a good girl, but needs a bad pussy Donor

    official plus size model thread?
     
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  7. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps. Donor

    Gay.

    Would do the weirdest things to her.
     
  8. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member Donor

    I would give her the best 30 seconds I could give
     
  9. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed Fan of: The 'Fan of' section Staff Member Donor

    can someone explain the appeal of bright red lipstick?
     
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  10. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC Wants a good girl, but needs a bad pussy Donor

    i was gonna add an :awesomeface: but that'd take the fun out of it.
     
  11. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC Wants a good girl, but needs a bad pussy Donor

    whores man
     
  12. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps. Donor

    I forgot your real stance on this. Disregard.

    Valid question.
     
  13. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed Fan of: The 'Fan of' section Staff Member Donor

    also, shes gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise doesnt deserve to have eyes
     
  14. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Carnivore and Voyeur Donor

    Anyone that posts ITT that wouldn't hit that with extreme prejudice is as queer as a $3 bill. Also very lucky that Reb is lenient with the ban hammer.
     
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  15. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape six foot twenty fucking killing for fun Donor TMB OG

    really goes without saying but IMA QUOTE IT ANYWAY
     
  16. BTH

    BTH Safe-spaces, trigger warnings, Smashing patriarchy Donor TMB OG

    According to the fucking morons on here Angie is hotter. Lawl
     
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  17. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Carnivore and Voyeur Donor

    Who gives a shit about > ? If anyone on TMB has fucked better than Kate, you're a selfish fuck for not sharing pix.
     
  18. Swt

    Swt Well-Known Member TMB OG

    :blech:
     
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  19. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan Donor TMB OG

    it goes with the 50's look in the stripped one but cant explain the others
     
  20. BTH

    BTH Safe-spaces, trigger warnings, Smashing patriarchy Donor TMB OG

  21. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Carnivore and Voyeur Donor

    :gays:
     
  22. nofatchildren

    nofatchildren End Childhood Obesity Donor TMB OG

    Supposedly, it subliminally resembles a vagina or some shit. Can't remember where I heard that. Probably reddit.
     
  23. BTH

    BTH Safe-spaces, trigger warnings, Smashing patriarchy Donor TMB OG

    It's the easiest color to see after her lips are wrapped around your cock. I think blow job when I see bright red lipstick myself.
     
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  24. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words, you're good with the words man Donor TMB OG

    Kate Upton > Tebow
     
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  25. Big Ern McCracken

    Big Ern McCracken Well-Known Member

    O the humanity
     
  26. Mops

    Mops Your favorite kid's favorite Dad Donor TMB OG

    Boobs are just awesome to look at. So awesome.
     
  27. Tigers

    Tigers Admin of the Year 2011-2014 Donor TMB OG

    gundy fat
     
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  28. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name TMB OG

    flipbook girl >^1000000000 Upton
     
  29. Strom Thurmond

    Strom Thurmond Well-Known Member Donor

    Not saying she isn't great looking but she would look a ton better if she post 15 lbs
     
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  30. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad

    She is hot as fuck, and any one of us would chop our dick off to fuck her (is that counterproductive?). There are hotter chicks out there though, and she looks like she will trend towards Anna Nicole Smith territory before too long. Great tits but no definition anywhere in her body. Women peak around her age and tend to just go downhill from there, so while she is really hot I don't understand the people who make her out to be the best thing ever. We have seen multiple threads based on way hotter chicks, like the previously mentioned SJU. Flame away.
     
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  31. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet Donor TMB OG

    Team Angie Verona
     
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  32. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan I'm not the one who got buttfucked on national TV Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    Most polarizing subject matter on TMB.
     
  33. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Well-Known Member Donor

    Pretty much. But it doesn't make sense why that's the case.

    Kate Upton - pretty hot. Hotter than most, just not hotter than everyone.
     
  34. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. Donor

    i mean she is hot but nowhere near perfect
     
  35. Fudd

    Fudd Bitch, you wasn't with me shootin' in the gym. Donor

  36. Druce

    Druce Meaghan Rees handles balls better than Tommy. Donor

    in this fight, no one loses.
     
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  37. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now Staff Member Donor TMB OG

    If you could balance a salt shaker on two toothpicks long enough to shine a flashlight on it, the shadow cast would be her identical silhouette. Yeah, she's perfect.
     
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  38. JBF76

    JBF76 Buckeye football, Redskins, Redsox, Celtics. Donor

    For whatever reason this is true. I'm not sure why anyone cares what someone else's women. Preference is..
     
  39. NCHusker88

    NCHusker88 Come with me if you don't want to get paint on you Donor TMB OG

    Something just seems off with her to me. I think it's the hips.

    She's still hot as fuck though.
     
  40. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan Donor TMB OG

    not sure you understand exponentials..
     
  41. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan Donor TMB OG

    Hips don't lie bro, she's hot as fuck

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  42. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain Donor

    nice face, amazing rack, average rest of body.
     
  43. Weedlord420

    Weedlord420 Jabooty Football TMB OG

    just v upset she fucked kanye
     
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  44. Moxin24

    Moxin24 I love my 4 from Vicki Staff Member Donor

    Perfect
     
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  45. Poe Dameron

    Poe Dameron The best fucking pilot in the galaxy Donor

     
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  46. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Well-Known Member Donor

    :justsayin:
     
  47. DDotGA

    DDotGA Leonard likes this post. Donor

    didn't know where to put this. i thought we had a kate upton thread but search said no

     
  48. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato Well-Known Member Donor

    Has this been proven?

    I remember reading she left a party with him but when asked she denied anything other than friendship. I realize this is celebrity speak but did either of them admit to being linked or were they ever seen in public together again?

    This upsets me too.
     
  49. psk

    psk #1 stunna

    Probably said they were "just friends" because that was right around the time Kanye fucked Kim Kardashian and he was already getting blasted for cheating on Amber Rose and trying to lay low. For a short period they were seen together multiple times
     
  50. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato Well-Known Member Donor

     

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