Kellen Winslow Jr burglarizing trailer parks these days edit: and rape/kidnapping

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. Boo MFer!

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    Something something fucking soldier something something.
     
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    Fucking burglar!
     
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  5. NoleNBlue

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    Has to be meth involved
     
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  7. Clown Baby

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    Wasn’t Winslow masterbating in Target parking lots a while back too? He’s one couch burning away from going full devine lol
     
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    Hard to imagine losing $43M (or whatever's left after taxes) but this is a sadly repetitive trend.
     
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    Miami fans that liked this guy are shit heads.
     
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    Most people acknowledge that, while incredibly talented, Souljah was/is an absolutely shit human being.
     
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    Liked for sentiment as well as proper spelling of "souljah" in this jerkoff's case.
     
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    My trailer isn’t in San Diego fwiw
     
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    Encinitas imo
     
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    San Diego County*​
     
  16. NoleNBlue

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    Thank you for clarifying.
     
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    Is that a war crime since he's a soldier?
     
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    Lol no you aren’t.
     
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    4:10 PM PT -- Officials say Winslow is being charged with 9 criminal charges including kidnapping with intent to commit rape, forcible rape, forcible sodomy, burglary, indecent exposure and more.

    Here are the charges in total:

    -- 2 counts of kidnapping with intent to commit rape
    -- 2 counts of forcible rape
    -- 1 count of forcible sodomy
    -- 1 count of forcible oral copulation
    -- 2 counts of residential burglary
    -- 1 count of indecent exposure.

    If convicted on all charges, he faces LIFE in prison.

    :doge:
     
  25. Corky Bucek

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    #metoo
     
  26. Jake Barnes

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    Welp, lock him up and throw away the key.
     
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    I’ll be interested to see that brain scan after he copies Aaron Hernandez
     
  30. Boo MFer!

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    He’s going to create a fake account, then constantly fight with it and threaten to kill it and every member of his family?
     
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    My money is on he raped the chick that ratted on him.
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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    According to the sheriff's department, "The reporting party indicated a black male adult had walked into a neighbor's residence," and that person confronted the man because they "did not recognize him as being the resident who lived there." White disputed this claim, noting, "The owner said he never went inside the home or took anything, or nor was anything taken, touched or moved."

    While Winslow's reps say he was house hunting for his mother-in-law, a neighbor of the mobile home owner stated that, when confronted about why he was there, Winslow said he was looking for his red dog, Clifford. White said that the Winslow indeed has a red dog named Clifford, but he was being "sarcastic when answering her questions about what he was doing there."

    :pffft:
     
  35. Gambler

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    What's the difference between rape and forcible rape?
     
  36. TC

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    You get a look at the guy?
     
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    I HEARD URBAN IS OFFERING HIM LOL!
     
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    CTE or Retarded?
     
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  40. Killy Me Please

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    D. All of the above.
     
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    I'm sure his brain is scrambled
     
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    Does Florida or Ohio get to claim this one?
     
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  44. lfriend

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    I would assume one is just unwanted sex while the other is being restained for the unwanted sex.
     
  45. Whammy Business

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    Wonder if ole girl walks back her comment now that rape’s been added to the list of crimes. She’s gotten a lot of mileage out of her “attempted rape.”
     
  46. NoleNBlue

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    She doesn’t walk back shit
     
  47. Jack Parkman

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    Did Shaun king go on a rampage about this over Twitter and post all that bigot neighbors personal info
     
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  48. spagett

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    I'm appalled at the amount of likes this low-effort post got.

    For shame, TMB
     
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  49. spagett

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    I don't know why the fuck she wouldn't wait a little while when it's a story involving a crazy person who fapped in public.

    The chances of it backfiring are so much higher.
     
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