Kendall & Meatball Watch 80's & 90's Movies

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  1. Celemo

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    My kids' new pastime is watching movies from the 80's so they can make fun of them. This thread will chronicle their journey. We've already watched a bunch...I'll recap the last 3-4 movies they've seen and in the future have them give me actual reviews that I will post.
     
  2. Celemo

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    The Last Starfighter (1984)

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    Kids thought the premise was kinda cool what with using the video game as a recruiting tool. Thought the aliens were corny looking. They thought Beta Alex was the best part. Didn't think the special effects held up too well
     
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  3. NineteenNine

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    Please tell me Flight of the Navigator is on the list.
     
  4. Celemo

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    it's in the on deck circle
     
  5. Celemo

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    Gremlins (1984)

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    Meatball has a thing for puppets so he absolutely loved this flick. Kendall immediately punched through the no eating after midnight plot hole (Dad? are these things time zone specific b/c it's always after midnight somewhere). They loved the mischief and didn't think they were evil...just funny green puppets
     
  6. Celemo

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    Krull (1983)

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    Kids had a fucking field day with this one. Made fun of the costumes, the effects, the montages, everything. They shat all over the cyclops because there are some scenes its obvious the actor couldn't see what he was doing behind that mask.
     
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    Aaaaaand watch thread.
     
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    if they make fun of NeverEnding Story :ohdear:
     
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    This is far better critical thinking than a few poster are capable of demonstrating.
     
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    I would hate for Celemo to have to disown his kids
     
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  11. Celemo

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    Innerspace (1987)

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    Watched this last night. Both really enjoyed it and didn't really make fun it except for one part I'll bring up in a second. They thought the premise was cool (They haven't seen Fantastic Voyage). Kendall got a little triggered that Jack was wearing his Safeway nametag for the first third of the movie. They immediately recognized The Cowboy as the guy who played the Doctor on ST Voyager. Meatball turned to me and said "I want to make fun of this but it's really good" and then this happened

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    They thought this whole sequence was hilariously bad and they laughed their asses off during this whole part of the movie
     
  12. Duck70

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  13. Fusiontegra

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    It’s like a kids version of MST3000
     
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    You should definitely setup a webcam behind them so we can see the movie and hear their commentary Celemo
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    team meatball
     
  16. Celemo

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    Mrs. Celemo would never sign off on that
     
  17. Fusiontegra

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    With good reason but it would be hilarious #content
     
  18. NineteenNine

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    And rightfully so. :laugh:
     
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    Stop subtweeting devine
     
  20. War Grundle

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    Is Teen Wolf in the rotation?
     
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    Best shirt in the history of cinema

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  22. Celemo

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    It's what we are watching tonight

    Flight of the Navigator in the next night or two
     
  23. Celemo

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    I'm curious to see if the kids spot the flasher at the end
     
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  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Give us your list we want to see your list
     
  25. Celemo

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    they've already seen a lot but the short list as of now is

    Teen Wolf
    Flight of the Navigator

    then in some order

    The Beastmaster
    Swamp Thing
    Short Circuit
    Megaforce
     
  26. Corch

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    Don't tell Mom the babysitter is dead should be on the list
     
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    Should do that abomination of a He-man movie
     
  28. Bo Pelinis

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    Ferris Bueller's Day off?
     
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  29. Celemo

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    came out in the 90's but they've seen it. Meatball will drop a "The dishes are done, man" every now and then when he unloads the dishwasher
     
  30. Celemo

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    I'm not sure if they've seen that one. I'll have to ask them. Their motivation behind all of this is to make fun of the stuff I grew up on.
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    I still yell “dishes are done” when I finish the dishes.
     
  32. Tiffin

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    Pop in Roadhouse, imo.
     
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  33. Celemo

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    They’re 14 & 11...still a couple years away from that bad boy
     
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    Can’t wait to hear their thoughts.
     
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    Never too young for Roadhouse.
     
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  37. Truman

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    Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
    Stand by Me
    Who Framed Roger Rabbit
    Beetlejuice
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    Cant Buy Me Love
     
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    Sophie's Choice
     
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    1991, but I watched this movie at least once a week for probably close to 5 years.

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    Breakfast Club
     
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  41. BuckeyeRiot

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    Celemo can a rabid follower and long time fan of this thread get the “Watches” changed to “Watch” in the thread title please? I’ll hang up and take your answer on the air. Much love.
     
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  43. Prospector

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    so no go on Porky's, damn
    How about Goonies?
     
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  44. Celemo

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    They’ve already seen Goonies
     
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  46. Truman

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    My mom made me watch that w her when I was really young, and it scared the living shit out of me
     
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    Better Off Dead.
     
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  48. Daniel Ocean

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    The Princess Bride. Footloose.
     
  49. DUCKMOUTH

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    Toxic Avenger age inappropriate for them? Would be a great one.

    also why not Rad? Should have been one of the first ones
     
  50. BuckeyeRiot

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    Airborn while an early 90’s movie I think really fits what you’re doing here.
     
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