Ketogenic [Keto] Eating Thread

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  1. oknole

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    Umm it definitely changed my shitting. I used to be a once daily within 10 minutes of 10:30am daily, sturdy and solid. Now I never have a clue when I'm going to or what the consistency will be.
     
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  2. dalbers32

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    I have stumbled upon this place looking at trying this diet. Starting today and looking forward to seeing everyone's progress.
    I am 5'11" and starting weight is 238. Want to get below 200.
    Wife wasn't feeling well last night so I didn't get the last ass eating in!
     
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  3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  4. dalbers32

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    I'm a Kansas fan so not so much...hopefully that will change!
     
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  5. skiedfrillet

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    don't think my shits have been any different, but i have noticed i feel a bit weaker lately.

    i'm probably not eating enough every day

    3 eggs and 2 pieces of bacon for breakfast

    handful of cashews around 10am

    usually some leftover from dinner, or i'll just cook up some chicken and veggies for lunch

    handful of cashews around 3

    salmon/veggies or steak/veggies or chicken/veggies for dinner

    i also drink about 160oz of water every day
     
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  6. Room 15

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  7. * J Y *

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    How long have you been doing it?
     
  8. skiedfrillet

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    bout 10 days or so

    i used to crush carbs all day long so it's prob just my body going through withdrawals or something

    i'd make fried rice, or pasta almost every night for dinner, and something carb heavy for lunch/breakfast every day too
     
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  9. * J Y *

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    Snap kitchen’s keto options all have like 15g of carbs wtf
     
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  10. oknole

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    Bout lunch time, got some brisket and cabbage.
     
  11. WillySaliba

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    I’m definitely more tired. Seem to hit a complete wall mid afternoon Between 3-5, then I get a second wind and at night I’ve been sleeping like a log.

    Also getting ready to head down to Eagles game shortly. Just took a shit which was my biggest concern.
     
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  12. 941Gator

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    haha no
     
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  13. dallasdawg

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    keto flu is more body aches than anything
     
  14. Honda Hawk

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    More fats needed.
     
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  15. dallasdawg

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    i make a smoothie with 1/2 avocado, coconut milk, 1 cup kale, almond butter, chia seeds, and flaxseeds and i have a good solid shit every morning

    if i don’t have one of those smoothies i feel like my asshole is going to burn up
     
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  16. WillySaliba

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    And chug more water.
     
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  17. dallasdawg

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    stop eating cashews and start eating way more cheese and avocados you clown
     
  18. Honda Hawk

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    Need to get electrolytes in ya (beef bullion), some potassium pills, and magnesium pills. No keto flu. If I ever get to a plateau then lose some lbs I may have the shits, but it's not like I'm miserable.
     
  19. skiedfrillet

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  20. wes tegg

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    Make sure you’re looking a net carbs, which is total carbs minus fiber.
     
  21. Room 15

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    Hmm should be the other way since you shouldn’t have the insulin spike and crash
     
  22. 941Gator

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    Is that the proper way to do it? Does fiber truly cancel carbs out?
     
  23. 941Gator

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    Re: Poop. Not eating carbs/sugar has slowed my pooping down.
     
  24. wes tegg

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    Fiber is a carbohydrate. It’s not “canceling out” anything. Your body just doesn’t absorb fiber like it does other carbs.
     
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  25. 941Gator

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    So net carbs does not include fiber?
     
  26. wes tegg

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    Correct. Generally speaking, net carbs is total carbs minus dietary fiber.
     
  27. Chocolate Giddyup

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    Make sure you're getting enough fats
     
  28. * J Y *

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    Ok this helps for sure. I had a half chicken dark from Boston market with a side of creamed spinach but didn’t eat all the spinach. Should give me plenty of buffer for tonight.
     
  29. ARSENAL

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    I haven’t had a solid BM since Burt Reynolds walked the Earth.
     
  30. * J Y *

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    You live with constant diarrhea?
     
  31. ARSENAL

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    Not always diarrhea, sometimes it’s just little ass giblets. I was pooping so much the shit tickets made my ass chapped and I had to switch to baby wipes.
     
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  32. * J Y *

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    This seems like a real concern.
     
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  33. ARSENAL

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    Oh I know. It’s not always horrible. Just most of the time. Thanks

    When I eat normally, normal stools. I looked into it and it’s where my body isn’t used to taking in that much fat.
     
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  34. WillySaliba

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    My sleep is all fucked up until I settle in. It’s more that than the diet.
     
  35. Honda Hawk

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    Need fiber. If you can't get it eating then do this:

    PRO FIBER 500gm
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Night sweats. Withdrawal. Can’t shit. Yeah this seems like a good idea.
     
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  37. lazy bum

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    4 days in, no symptoms. I was already doing IF usually with one meal a day during the week (no breakfast, no lunch at work) with lunch and dinner on weekends. Today was the first 24 hour fast since starting keto and I was expecting it to be rocky, but nothing.
     
  38. Beachy Toast

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    I wonder how they would taste with Nacho Cheese spread.
     
  39. devine

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    What sides are you guys eating with dinner? I’m tired of asparagus already
     
  40. Honda Hawk

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    Lots of stuff.

    Omelettes, Salads, steak, chops, veggies, chicken, bbq,

    Sometimes nothing...sometimes celery and peanut butter...maybe a meal replacement shake with some sesame seed oil (for fats).
     
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  41. lewis

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    tried doing the fathead pizza tonight, but failed miserably. ended up making a big salad with all the toppings I was planning on putting on the pizza.
     
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  42. 941Gator

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    that goes for anytime you’re ridding toxins or changing course
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    If this helps me get my half under 2 and full under 4 it will be worth it. If I can get to 170 and not starve it will be great.
     
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  44. 941Gator

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    think I commented on your issue before, yeah? I’m not sure if full Keto is needed per se for weight loss and lowering a running time. Maybe lazy Keto, low carbs. Still sneak in a banana.
     
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  45. devine

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    What went wrong?
     
  46. ARSENAL

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    Broccoli and cheese is fun. Pork rinds, cauliflower mashed potatoes
     
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  47. devine

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    Mashed potatoes? He’ll yeah
     
  48. Roast

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    Fell off the bandwagon today. Ate a turkey sandwich, a bag of chips, and a chocolate chip cookie during a catered business lunch. Would have been pretty awkward to pull the turkey off the bread to eat it. I’ll take my laps for the cookie.
     
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  49. dallasdawg

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    is that as in pork grinds and cauliflower mashed potatoes?
     
  50. Struggler

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    Cream cheese pancakes, Chia seed pudding, jalepeno soup, Cuban pot roast and praprika chicken thighs were my favorites. There’s a recipe out there for Keto Cheetos too.