Ketogenic [Keto] Eating Thread

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  1. ARSENAL

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    What’s the net carbs?
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    I think somewhere around 25 grams.
     
  3. 1

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    Death.

    Maybe.
     
  4. ARSENAL

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    I mean? Do you, but that may kick you out
     
  5. DirtBall

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    People have posted some good options but I think a chipotle sized tortilla is like 45 carbs
     
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  6. DirtBall

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    I was obviously sensing Daniel Ocean thinking about that dang tortilla
     
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  7. Beachy Toast

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    The Rouge was like 2 carbs for a small bag; the Sonoma is 6 carbs for 6 pieces.
     
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  8. ARSENAL

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    Scary bruv
     
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  9. WillySaliba

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    Had the CC cookie dough today. Not good.
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    My daughter has a dr’s appointment and there is a great taco stand. I was think oof getting a tripas quesadilla. I think I’ll stay away from that route.
     
  11. * J Y *

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    Had it yesterday. Could only take three bites before throwing it away. Absolute garbage.
     
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  12. * J Y *

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    Homemade tortillas has been my toughest deal so far.
     
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  13. * J Y *

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    I’m having 2x the cravings after taking a break. Sucks.
     
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    I bought 3 boxes of Quest Bars on Amazon. 1 each of Birthday Cake, Cookies and Cream, and S'mores. Have only had 1 each of the latter 2 so far. Both were good...better than I expected. If I had to rate them I would say C & C was slightly better. They're pretty filling btw.
     
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  15. 941Gator

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    Ended up at fav Mexican place today, asked for my fav burrito to just be thrown in a bowl.
     
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  16. DirtBall

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    See if they’ll make you nachos without the chips.
     
  17. Emmy Rossum

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    Yeah but how many chips did you eat? I can't go to a sit down Mexican place because I'll probably eat the whole basket.
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    Oh, look at what one of my specialists dropped off today as a “surprise treat” for everyone. I think I gained a carb or two just by smelling them.

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  19. Emmy Rossum

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    Soon

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  20. 941Gator

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    And when you haven’t been eating something you love, like chips/salsa, they look so much better.
     
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  21. slogan119

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    I preferred the blueberry muffin
     
  22. * J Y *

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    Fucking wholesaler today brought tiff’s treats. Basically it’s a special little box that keeps freshly baked cookies warm along with ice cold milk. The box got passed right in front of my face and my coworkers were demolishing them. That’s what made me post about how my cravings have been 2x worse this time around.
     
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  23. devine

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    Just had hot wings and cauliflower rice. Put the hot sauce over the rice. Delicious
     
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  24. CF3234

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    On the train home, someone sat next to me with a fresh large pizza. It was absolutely hell
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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  26. Festus McBadass

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    Down 10 pounds after my first week
     
  27. joe-

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    here’s a solid recipe, but I’d use thighs instead of breasts and maybe butter instead of olive oil (for flavor)

     
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  28. Why?Pokes

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    Looks tasty but they’re playing a little fast and loose with the concept of a “recipe.”

    Pan fry chicken, sauté veggies on top, add cheese and spices to taste
     
  29. joe-

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    some people don’t know how to cook and struggle with recipes so I think any help is good help
     
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  30. devine

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    Truman
     
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  31. Why?Pokes

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    I agree just joking around, laughing at the insta post not you relaying it.

    One thing that really helped me start to cook more was going off-recipe and just experimenting with different stuff in the fridge. Once you get a handle on some basic techniques and the way different ingredients interact, it’s a lot more fun to try to come up with something new and cook by feel versus just slavishly following a recipe and agonizing over exact measurements and times.
     
  32. Odin

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    stop trying to turn cauliflower into everything

    "cauliflower mashed potatoes"
    no, its mashed cauliflower
     
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  33. Arkadin

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    Got to make it sound more appealing to the scared eaters of the world
     
  34. joe-

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    mashed cauliflower with melted cheese and bacon is straight fire
     
  35. 941Gator

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    Q: have a keto bowl from chipotle in fridge. you guys think it will still taste good for lunch tomorrow or should I knock it down tonight?
     
  36. WillySaliba

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    Eat it before the salmonella kicks in.
     
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  37. * J Y *

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    Going all in on ketoade. Just bought mag citrate and some screw top vials. Gonna have instant ketoade on the go whenever.
     
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  38. joe-

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    Magnesium will make you sleepy FYI
     
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  39. * J Y *

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    Yea I’ve been taking pills before bed. Sort of debated if I should just keep doing that.
     
  40. joe-

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    Everyone should take ZMA before bed (no devine i didn’t say zima lol)
     
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  41. devine

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    Who made joe king of keto thread? First criticizing us and now barking orders
     
  42. 941Gator

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  44. joe-

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    when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything
     
  45. devine

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    Has anyone ever refrigerated a quest bar? Feel like that would taste really good
     
  46. Chocolate Giddyup

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    I leave them in my car quite frequently. I like them when it's cold out and not if it's hot and they're all melty.
     
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  47. * J Y *

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    Is there actually such a thing as a quest bar that doesn’t taste like dog shit bc I’m pretty traumatized after cookie dough.
     
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  48. devine

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    Birthday cake
     
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