Ketogenic [Keto] Eating Thread

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  1. devine

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  2. Room 15

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    Jesus do you think hipsterjoe stumbles on fucking ketchup?
     
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  3. devine

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    Who? I don’t recognize that username
     
  4. devine

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    These are the GOAT

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    Gonna start drinking these after 8pm instead of diet sodas that contribute to my restlessness
     
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  5. HuskerInMiami

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  6. 941Gator

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    Diet soda helps me get through the day, but I recently cut them out after 7pm and it was an improvement to sleeping, etc. Especially if you’re not getting water during the day.
     
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  7. HuskerInMiami

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    I started tea. Still experimenting with a bunch of types. I wish Arnold Palmer 0 cal mix had caffeine in it because that’s my favorite (although it’s not real tea).
     
  8. 941Gator

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    Tea just doesn’t do it for me. I want to like tea, it just seems spoiled or something.

    Maybe all the sugar has ruined me.
     
  9. 941Gator

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    devine or other soda drinkers, you like tea.
     
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  10. devine

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    Hate the stuff
     
  11. 941Gator

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    Hmmm, research is proving the hypothesis thus far
     
  12. joe-

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    I think I’m the only one here who hasn’t heckled people and am just trying to help so not sure what everyone’s problem is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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  13. Festus McBadass

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    I made them. I wasn’t a huge fan of the breading.
     
  14. Room 15

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    I've switched back to team Hipsterjoe. It was a fun week on team devine but just think of it like a vacation.
     
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  15. devine

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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    I like tea I hate soda
     
  17. * J Y *

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    Im drinking a L of ketoade, a L of agua, and prolly at least 20 oz. of tea and 20 oz. of coffee every day.

    Pretty sure I pee once every 30 minutes.
     
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  18. devine

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    Least favorite part of drinking water. I swear it runs through me faster than everyone else. I pee all day
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    My “shut up” post towards you was made 100% in jest.
     
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  20. * J Y *

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  21. slogan119

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    I mean, we all are detoxing from sugar, so that prob has something to do with it
     
  22. devine

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    I just like to mess with you joe, liven this thread up a little
     
  23. devine

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    If not it’s just full of a bunch of people losing a bunch of weight and being happy and we can’t have that
     
  24. ARSENAL

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    Sorry. You’re kicked out of our Keto group. Please leave you badge and gun on your desk. devine
     
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  25. slogan119

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    To save me from going back through the entire thread, what are the best recipes you guys have?

    I’m thinking of compiling a cook book of sorts.
     
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  27. Festus McBadass

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  28. Squints

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    Made a great chocolate mug cake tonight. I’m sticking to pretty much a meat/egg/cheese and veggie diet, but these recipes keep away cravings for other things.
    2 tbsp almond flour
    1 tbsp cocoa powder
    1 tbsp swerve confectionary/granulated (erythritol)
    1/4 tsp baking powder
    1 tbsp mayo
    1 large egg yolk (can keep egg white if you want, texture would be slightly different)
    1 tsp water

    Sift flour and powder with a whisk before measuring. Mix dry ingredients well in a coffee mug/cup or jar. Then add wet ingredients. Mix thoroughly. Let sit 1-2 minutes. Microwave for about 50 secs, maybe a little less if yours is stronger. 50 was fine for me, maybe a tad shorter next time. Can add a hunk of dark chocolate to the middle, peanut butter/almond butter, or whipped cream for a topping.

    Ingredients as is are about 250-300 calories, 3 net carbs.
     
  29. southside

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    Anyone else make the cinnamon crunch waffles and have them be a bit rubbery and dry?
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    No but I add almond milk and blueberries.
     
  31. slogan119

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    No, but I used heavy cream instead of almond milk
     
  32. Futureman

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    This was an easy least way to bake wings. I usually do wingettes and sprinkle the rub on before I shake them in a bag with baking powder. If you want them wet toss them with Franks Red Hot and melted butter after they come out of the oven. They’re super crispy.
    https://www.ketoconnect.net/oven-chicken-wings/
     
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  33. skiedfrillet

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    meat - butter - spices

    side of greenbeans/asparagus/mashed cauliflower/broccoli

    it's literally my dinner every night

    I made a fantastic sous vide mahi mahi filet the other night, so that was nice
     
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  34. CF3234

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    11.5 pounds. 28 from the wedding goal
     
  35. devine

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    How did you do yours. Mine didn’t cook right
     
  36. Festus McBadass

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    Exactly like the recipe said. Butterflied the chicken, put the cheese in and fold it back over. Probably helps they I’m not using very thick chicken. If you are, maybe pound it out some.
     
  37. devine

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    Oh ill pound it out some if you know what I mean lol
     
  38. ARSENAL

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    Keto brownies. This isn’t fair
     
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    I should've read this 15 mins ago. I just put the chicken in the oven. They're pretty thick breasts that I didn't pound.

    Oh well....even if they don't look right, they should taste delicious.
     
  40. Festus McBadass

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    Will just take a little longer to cook
     
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  41. Festus McBadass

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    Did you use the grill or oven when you made them?
     
  43. Festus McBadass

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    Just cooked it in a pan on the stovetop
     
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  44. devine

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    Lmk how you make yours. I used thick breasts and it took forever. I had to put them in the oven
     
  45. Beachy Toast

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    Heinz no sugar added ketchup is pretty good.
     
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  46. Why?Pokes

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    I sympathize with you guys on all these ice cream and candy bar substitute recipes, but it kinda seems like you’re prioritizing the symptom over the disease.

    As someone who’s gladly eaten ice cream for breakfast without giving a token fuck, I can say a little abstinence on sweets goes a long way. I stopped buying cookies, ice cream, candy, pastries, and whatnot when I aged enough to notice my metabolism couldn’t slough off that stuff like it did when I was a teenager. Over time I became more sensitive to the taste, and while I still enjoy it, I can’t stomach large portions super-rich sweets to the same degree.

    I’ll have some dark chocolate or a pastry once in awhile, and I’ll kill a pint of gelato or homemade ice cream every blue moon. But I don’t crave them or think about them at all. When you get into the habit of grabbing some hummus, trail mix, a piece of fruit, carrot sticks, etc... for a snack, you just won’t care if you can have frostys or not.
     
  47. Festus McBadass

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    I haven’t craved sweets at all since I started doing keto two weeks ago. Don’t see a problem in having something like that once a month or so. Definitely wouldn’t be a daily or even weekly thing.
     
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  48. DrunkJester

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    Just saw this week that they make larger bottles now. I was buying four or five of the smaller bottles at a time.
     
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  49. DirtBall

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    Ditch the ketchup and make some sriracha mayo, thank me later.
     
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  50. Squints

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    The 4505 brand chili and salt pork rinds from Costco are the fucking bomb.
     
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