Ketogenic [Keto] Eating Thread

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  1. devine

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    I will no longer be sharing photos as Emmy Rossum is going to use them as sick “gotchas!” In other threads despite never providing content of his own
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    Meh. Do you. Some others tried to shame me for having a “dirty grill” a couple weeks ago. If you don’t care you can’t be shamed.
     
  3. devine

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    When?
     
  4. devine

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    In this thread? Maybe. Taking it from this thread to another thread is lame and out of context. Of course people not in the keto thread are gonna wonder what the heck a plate of miracle shirataki noodles is
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    It was in a different thread. I had cooked a bunch of thighs decided to take a picture and didn’t stage the picture probably. You know these cunts tried to make it into something it wasn’t.
     
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  6. devine

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    I don’t remember doing that. Sorry
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

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    It wasn’t you. Sorry I meant don’t stop posting your pics don’t worry about what anyone thinks about it.
     
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  8. Room 15

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    A missing comma threw devine for a loop
     
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  9. Daniel Ocean

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    Just read it again and see why it’s confusing. Meant that those that don’t care what others think can’t be shamed.
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    I don’t like it when mom and dad fight....
     
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  11. devine

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    Sorry I don’t know why that triggered me so much but this is supposed to be a safe space
     
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  12. 941Gator

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    I once posted Truman’s steak in a group text.
     
  13. devine

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    Lol
     
  14. Beachy Toast

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    How did that taste?
     
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  15. Festus McBadass

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    I really fucked up today. Gave in and had a piece of cake at a work party. I feel so guilty.
     
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  16. Futureman

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    If it makes you feel better I bought some based on your recommendation
     
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  17. Futureman

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    Have fun making it up to the Keto girlfriend for that for a week
     
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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    I had two Tagalogs tonight
     
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  19. WC

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    So I made, tried, and loved the cinnamon roll fat bombs posted ITT.

    What other bombs do I need to make next?
     
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  20. devine

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    Not much flavor. Texture is a little different, isn’t as easy to chew as regular pasta. I liked it for what it is
     
  21. devine

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    I just made my second batch lol
     
  22. Festus McBadass

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    Only gained .6 lbs. I can live with it. Back on the wagon today.
     
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  23. cdaysker

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    My wife's company sends a dozen cookies from a local cookie company to significant others of all their employees every year for Valentine's. Like real gourmet delicious cookies of all varieties. Got our box a couple days ago and they brought me the closest I've ever been to cheating on this diet. I finally took them down to our deep freeze and buried them in the bottom and I figure once I hit my goal I can dig them up and go to town on them.
     
  24. Emmy Rossum

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    I'm sure it tasted good. I just thought it was eggs.
     
  25. Monte Alban

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    I kind of have this issue as well. My boss's wife does marketing for a local bakery and chocolatier. He's always leaving little baskets on our desks of various muffins, cupcakes, chocolates, etc. Its super nice of him and I kind of feel like a dick when I have to give them away. I'm not one to tell people when I'm dieting, though some of my coworkers know based on my daily breakfast/lunch of 3 egg whites and 2 string cheese. So this leaves me dropping off my weekly stash with one of the people down the hall and hoping he doesn't notice. Last week he took me to lunch for my quarterly review to a very nice steakhouse that does lunch burgers. I broke down and ate the bun and a small portion of fries and just felt like absolute shit afterwards. That feeling helps keep my resolve towards keto, but that burger was fucking delicious anyway.
     
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  26. Beachy Toast

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    You got this dude.
     
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  27. BasementCrew22

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    Been up since 4 am and finally got to the hotel in Orlando around noon as the breakfast buffet was wrapping up. Hadn’t had more than a quest bar all morning.

    Still got the ability to overeat all things breakfast.
     
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  28. BayouMafia

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    poke bowls are so clutch on this diet
     
  29. skiedfrillet

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    Neither publix nor Harris teeter near me carry these shirataki noodles and I am upset
     
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  30. devine

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    Whole Foods
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    Amazon
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Steal them from Devine’s bar.
     
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  33. slogan119

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    Anyone had the Maple Waffle Quest bars? Just ordered a couple in my grocery delivery order but haven’t seen them in-store anywhere
     
  34. * J Y *

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    Never had one. What do you get?
     
  35. BayouMafia

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    today I got #2 with spicy tuna but extra lettuce in place of rice and bell peppers in place of carrots. Topped with spicy aioli
    https://www.mauifreshgrill.com/menu-1
     
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  36. slogan119

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    Know what’s fun?

    Being out of town for Valentine’s Day, being on keto, and going to a Brazilian steakhouse.

    You’re not paying, you’re dining alone, and everyone else looks uncomfortable watching you sit there by yourself, gorging yourself.

    This is amazing.
     
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  37. devine

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    Been wanting to hit a Brazilian steakhouse. Sucks you prob have to avoid that delicious pineapple
     
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  38. skiedfrillet

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    I’m not sure how I feel about these noodles

    The texture is strange, but they absorb all flavor like tofu so that’s nice
     
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  39. slogan119

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    The fried polenta was tougher to avoid. Love that stuff.
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Feels like I’ve finally got my ketones back to where I need them. Also took two huge explosive shits today. Everything’s coming up Dirt imo.
     
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  41. Why?Pokes

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    The example BayouMafia posted is more Americanized than a traditional bowl, which is just poke, rice, and a topping. The topping is usually seaweed salad but different spots will have options like kimchi, crab salad, pickeled garlic...

    If you like different types of sushi and seafood you’ll love it.

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  42. devine

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    I just saw jersey mikes has keto options
     
  43. jrmy

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    Not a fan
     
  44. 941Gator

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    Can’t agree :( I was a sushi and/or bowl guy 6-10 times a month. Recently had them customize a new bowl for me. I love the rice, pineapple, and seaweed salad as much as the the sauce and fish, so I die a little inside with my current bowl.
     
  45. Why?Pokes

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    Kimchi mussels topped with crab salad. :ahh:
     
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  46. devine

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    Going out drinking tonight. Tm is gonna be bad
     
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  47. Beachy Toast

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    Lettuce wraps I think.
     
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  48. Emmy Rossum

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    That's Jimmy John's. Jersey Mike's does subs in a tub.
     
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  49. DirtBall

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    Was going to make some of those cinny roll fat bombs I keep hearing the kids go on about but I quickly realized I didn’t have like half the ingredients. Made the PB Phat rolls that’s been posted a dozen times and added butter, cream cheese, vanilla, and cinnamon. They’re chilling now but the “batter” tasted pretty good.
     
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