kid rock - don’t tell me how to live

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  1. ashy larry

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    that’s how you know it’s a good bit
     
  2. Lawnole23

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    That video is legit amazing.
     
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  3. $P1

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    I got this for you in Secret Santa

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  4. ashy larry

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    already have it
     
  5. Lawnole23

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    Years ago, we all thought it was a joke, see?
    That every kid got a motherfucking trophy
    But yo homie, here's a situation
    A nation of pussies is our next generation
    And these minions and their agendas
    Every opinion has a millennial offended
    But this amendment one, it rings true
    And if it don't descend bitch, then see number two
    Ain't nothing new, right church, wrong pew
    Get a clue or prove your fake news and views
    Can all kick the bottom of my motherfucking shoe
    I'm the last of a few still screaming fuck you


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  6. ~ taylor ~

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    As always, by electing Donald Trump this country's white trash gave themselves the biggest participation trophy in the history of the world.
     
  7. poor paul

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    I read the thread before watching the video, thinking it couldn't be as bad as purported. It was worse. Beyond parody.
     
  8. steamengine

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    Number 6 looks like the mastermind behind this savagery
     
  9. racer

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    I heard that line about sucking dicks sideways as his way to suck dicks, so good job on that line, bob.
     
  10. poor paul

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    Monster Truck, the band playing with him in the video/ singing the hook is Canadian, and I would not have guessed that particular fact.
     
  11. Dildo Dawgins

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    Seriously thought guitar/chorus guy was one of them.
     
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  12. racer

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    Too bad he was too big of a pussy to just say trump won in the lyrics. He had to sprinkle MAGA hats into the background actors.
     
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  13. Lawnole23

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    Don't tell me how to live except for telling me to pay taxes and the thousands of other ways you tell me how to live that I abide by.
     
  14. fucktx

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  15. fucktx

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    of course you’re a kid rock fan
     
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  17. Nashville Knight

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    My first ever CD was his Devil Without A Cause album. “Only God Knows Why” was my favorite song and very underrated.
     
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  18. fucktx

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    that’s not a flex
     
  19. IV

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    Goes to church every Sunday to be told how to live
     
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  20. racer

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    I listened to Cocky on my CD player in 8th grade on the bus. 8th graders think the music is good.
     
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  21. racer

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    We need a Kid Rock vs Audioslave mashup.
     
  22. fucktx

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    The funniest thing about kid rock is he’s not from detroit and he was born rich

    that trailer trash persona he always tries to play off doesn’t even work
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Pretty sure I caught Hep C from it.
     
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  24. Nashville Knight

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    Lol. I think the only songs I knew and liked after his first album were “Picture” and “All Summer Long”
     
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  25. racer

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    Imagine being 50 and releasing a song that starts with you yelling “Fuck all you hoes!”
     
  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Kid Rock makes music for people who shoplift at the Dollar Store.
     
  27. Ralph

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    It's definitely in that sweet spot of "highly entertaining for those who think it's great, highly entertaining for those who think it's terrible".
     
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  28. Shawn Hunter

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    It’s Kid Rock, what did you expect?
     
  29. One Two

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  30. Shawn Hunter

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    Seems like a pretty snowflake type maneuver to write and record a song and video complaining about snowflakes.
     
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  31. Redav

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    Oh god that song is awful
     
  32. Phil Connors

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  33. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Utterly shocked that the Nuge didn’t get a feature.
     
  34. AIOLICOCK

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    That's not how radar works :comicbookguy:
     
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  35. fucktx

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    time to change his name to radarcock
     
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  36. OhReally

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    Damn, this is so good. So high quality i thought i reading Nas lyrics.
     
  37. BuckeyeRiot

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    Oh yeah, how many of you had a starring role in Joe Dirt, huh?
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

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    What on earth does Kid Rock have to be so mad about?
     
  39. fucktx

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    hes not he’s capitalizing off the chuds
     
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  40. Eathan Edwards

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    Getting two "motherfuckers" into one line - touche
     
  41. TC

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    Kid Slave
     
  42. ClemPson

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  43. TC

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    The right is getting better at heavy metal and the left is scared.
     
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  44. fucktx

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    Nu metal being the official genre of the gop is perfect
     
  45. wes tegg

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    As terrible as he is, he seems to still have a little pride left when it comes to his music. At least too much pride for this…
     
  46. fucktx

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    you…. sure?

     
  47. TC

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    "Don't tell me how to live" is the new "Tobias your opinions are noted"
     
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  48. fucktx

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    Does that mean kid rock will disappear like reggneck did too
     
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