King Of the HIll....... GOAT cartoon, bitches

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  1. Arrec Bardwin

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    Boomhauer is my favorite character

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
     
  2. colonel_forbin

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    some guy talking to hank: "you know john wayne's middle name was marion"
    hank: "you take that back!"
     
  3. OZ

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    probably been said but,

    the quote that finished the series so it was never on tv again
     
  4. og543ss

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    hater
     
  5. Hank Scorpio

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    you're gay and faggot

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  6. Gin Buckets

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    So TO'd they cancelled this show.
     
  7. ALE☭COCK

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    :blowup:
     
  8. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck and I tried a bagel and I actually liked it
     
  9. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    "Thank You Jesus" -- Hank after finding frost (that he intends to use to water his lawn) on some old fish sticks in the fridge during a lawn-decimating water-rationing
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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    Watched King of the Hill growing up, only recently realized I missed half the jokes. Thank god for Netflix instant. :americafuckyeah:
     
  11. cutiger1024

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    hank: there better be a naked cheerleader under your bed
     
  12. BLACK & GOLDschlager

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    Hank tells Bobby to to help Bill with ribs.

    Bobby says, "But you told me I shouldn't cook"

    Hank replies, "It's not cooking Bobbie, It's Bar-B-Que!
     
  13. Arrec Bardwin

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  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    Soot under my boy's nails! You don't get that from a clean burning fuel!

    Now, we're going to sit down and pray
     
  15. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

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    B/c I'm such a huge Dwight fan:

    "Where's Bobby, Hank?"
    "Probably smashing Dwight Yoakam's voice box with my nine iron."

    It was the episode where Bobby hit Willie Nelson on the golf course. Great show.
     
  16. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: looks like it's his knee. Boy, if he wasn't playing on St. Augustine grass...uh, I don't even want to think about it

    Hank: boy, I tell you what...if that boy doesn't make it in the NFL, he's got a job at Strickland Propane...pending Mr. Strickland's approval
     
  17. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: I am no stranger to city council meetings, having supported your anti-skateboarding initiative as well as the neon sign wattage limits
     
  18. Cornelius Suttree

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    Cotton: Don't you tell me what to do! You ain't my daddy, I'm your daddy! (breaks plate on table) I won the war! I can drive a car!

    Hank: Kahn what are you doing? Mowing the lawn is a privilege not a punishment....you know it's that kind of permissive parenting that forfeited your country to the communists
     
  19. BC Inabinet

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    Just watched the episode where Bobby gets a girlfriend and the couch is in the alley.

    This line cemented in my mind that Hank Hill is the GOAT American. When Bobby gets dumped and is crying in the living room floor and has Hank Williams records playing.

    Hank- Well, his taste in music is already getting better.
     
  20. Cornelius Suttree

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    someone else bumped this

    :chatzy:
     
  21. Taques

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    i laugh so hard when hank closes the door on bandit and yells "bastard!"
     
  22. ALE☭COCK

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    GOAT fictional american
     
  23. OopsPowSurprise

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    I was watching that episode the other day

    and my favorite scene is the one in Wichita Falls

    Hank And Bobby In Wichita Falls
     
  24. Redav

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    Hank in some dream in Hell: "That is a clean burning Hell"
     
  25. Talking Head

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  26. phat

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    From the episode "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo ". Cant find the exact quote so sorry.

    Hank and co. are upset at a guys vision for the Alamo museum/recreation. They wanna tear it down.

    Dale "Lets tear this place down like Genaral Santa Ana!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
  27. Titan

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    interesting.
     
  28. Croomsday

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    Hate to hijack this thread but cotton has some damn good quotes buut "Peggy the dolphin tried to fornicate with me" or something close to it
     
  29. Cornelius Suttree

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    Peggy: I'm finally going to cash in that "I owe you one dinner" coupon he gave me for our anniversary


    Hank: you can alter that one dinner coupon to two dinners and I'll initial it when I get home
     
  30. Dairy Queen

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    the pilot is chock full of classics...one of my favorites is definitely... "You know what Ford stands for? Fix it again, Tony...heh heh heh"
     
  31. Cornelius Suttree

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    Peggy: aw Luanne, all sororities do hazing...the harder it is the stronger the friendships. Why do you think POWs are always having reunions
     
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  32. Dairy Queen

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    Boomhauer, I can't understand a word you just said... what with all that legalese mumbo-jumbo.
     
  33. Cornelius Suttree

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    :laugh:

    must be the echo
     
  34. Dairy Queen

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    I thank my father every day for all the tricks he played on me. He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn: Never trust nobody. That's how I know Bob Dole's faking that dead arm.
     
  35. KeepingItRealSince1853

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  36. RedSoxtober

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    "THATS JUST ASININE"
     
  37. BLACK & GOLDschlager

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    koth comin threw big town right now on Fox
     
  38. Taques

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    new york? i became a texan when i ate the worm!
     
  39. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hank: no kidding, my neighbor's Laotian. You know a guy named Kahn?
     
  40. SC

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    Watched the last episode earlier tonight, so great.
     
  41. Cornelius Suttree

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    pretty sad if you ask me
     
  42. kslim

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    im in tears, great fucking thread, atl i hate you but good work. instant queued the first two seasons
     
  43. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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    I say "Thatherton" under my breath like Hank at least 3 times a day
     
  44. BlazingRebel

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  46. Croomsday

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    never understood why hank yelled cowboys cheers to OU fans but i love hank so it doesn't matter
     
  47. Croomsday

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  48. CF3234

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    Agreed
     
  49. broXcore

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