La Harristocracia 2024: The Angrification of Puerto Rico

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    People forget how annoying USC's fight song was when they were good. It was played easily as often as fucking boomer sooner.
     
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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Also barking after a kickoff is brain-dead behavior.
     
  3. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    You get that that’s a Lou Costello reference, right?
     
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  4. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    WaPo cancellations up to 250k

     
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  5. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Now I do
     
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  6. ElectricDreamMachine

    ElectricDreamMachine he was on the colgate comedy hour
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    wish i could easily find every time someone has posted a tweet from hillary dead-ender clymer lol
     
  7. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Man, those rule. My bland ass state is too bland
     
  8. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    This for just Texas or national?
     
  9. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    these aren’t exit polls
     
  10. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother a cracked polystyrene man
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    fair
     
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  11. Mr Mortisay

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    Rocky Top is a million times more annoying than the hog call
     
  12. Illinihockey

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    This campaign feels a lot like Trump in 2016 when the polls vastly underestimated enthusiasm for him. All of the soft data is pointing to a solid Harris win
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Fuck attending anything at The Sphere with that many people if you're in the nosebleeds. I could not believe how steep the incline was between rows and how absolutely little space there was to walk in front of people seated. Some lady was grabbing on people trying to exit the row before the show I was at was over trying to not fall to her death.
     
  14. Bo Pelinis

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    Nobody said the hog call is annoying. We said it's dumb, which it is. The dumbest.
     
  15. Vito Corleone

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    Own goaling an"October Surprise" is so symbolic of the MAGA movement
     
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  16. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    They’re Blexit polls
     
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  17. beeds7

    beeds7 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I was gonna post the same thing.
     
  18. Tommy Jefferson

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    Are you confusing the sphere and the ellipse?
     
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  19. CMoney128

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    Dropped off my ballot this morning and gonna phone bank for Kamala tonight. I know we're all gonna be losing our shit over the next week, but if you can spare the time it'll be way more helpful to your sanity and her chances of winning to take that energy and volunteer for the campaign (in addition to engaging here, of course). Happy to help point anyone in the right direction as far as volunteer opps go, and/or you can even hop on the same phone bank as me if you want, just lemme know.

    America is gonna be whatever it's gonna be, as long as I can reasonably say to myself that I did everything I could to avert fascism I can live with the results one way or another. But let's just do the utmost to get the outcome we want
     
  20. Connor Norman

    Connor Norman Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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  21. Mr Mortisay

    Mr Mortisay Well-Known Member
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    have you ever fucking heard the rocky top lyrics?
     
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  22. Deep dirt

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    Maybe they just don’t understand. Our mascot is the Razorback (Hog) and we, as fans, are calling upon those hogs to come and perform athletic feats that we would enjoy seeing.

    GBRazorbacks
    NFM
     
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  23. bwi2

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    yeah, they are actual, cognizable words
     
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  24. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Fuck you bitch
     
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  25. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Do you know why OU’s fight song is only 2 words? It’s all their fans can remember.
     
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  26. HuskerInMiami

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    My wife and I are both registered as (I) because Republicans are psychopaths and review bombed my wifes business a few years ago. Some shitty patient was in the wrong and complained on FB. Their mob looked up our address and saw we both were registered (D) and decided that's why they were "treated poorly".

    I don't remember what it was about, but something really dumb. I think it was over failing them on their DMV driver form because they were blind.
     
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  27. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Boomer sooner is easily the worst
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yep my bad, I saw the tweet and also another one that a picture of The Sphere with Kamala's face on it and immediately assumed it was there.
     
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  29. Mr Mortisay

    Mr Mortisay Well-Known Member
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    A dumbest traditions discussion without bringing up the Aggies seems unresearched
     
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  30. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    You're just jealous that you never got to kiss random people holding lighters in the Kyle Field stands at Midnight Yell
     
  31. CMoney128

    CMoney128 Well-Known Member
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  32. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    I hope this actually leads to something vs the good ole left version of:

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  33. BudKilmer

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    Lmao I forgot when those freaks weee destroying their Keurig machines
     
  34. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Just missing bud light. One that actually kinda worked(?)
     
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  35. —

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    Short term annoyance yes
     
  36. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    I would order bud light every Saturday at the golf club after my round for like 3 months straight during that madness. Drove the chuds fucking insane
     
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  37. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Budweiser is at the bottom right. Their market cap had already been falling.
     
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  38. citrodong

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    Why don’t we hear about the stock market being at all time highs at all? In small town Indiana I hear about how bad the economy is basically every day and I just don’t understand. By what measurement? These aren’t poor people who don’t have retirement accounts they are just middle class right wing bubble people. They’re stuck on 2021 egg prices when we have sub 5% unemployment, real wage growth, record high stock market, inflation in the 2s. I never hear Harris try to take back the strong economy talking point but by all actual measures the economy is doing way better than most ever expected 1 or 2 years ago.
     
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  39. npndne

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    TIL The trust fund baby who dropped out of Mumford and Sons to be a fascist was first in a band named Gobbler's Knob.
     
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  40. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    nespresso is better anyway
     
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  41. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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  42. 2

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    Kamala texted me again. Seems like she only texts when she needs money. :huh:
     
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  43. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    are you sure you’re not accidentally reading the text I sent to my mother
     
  44. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
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    It worked on my aunt and uncle. I was at a family function a few weeks ago and was drinking a Busch Light when my aunt, unprompted, walked up and said "Still drinking Anheuser products? We switched to Miller Lite after AB went woke"

    My aunt was laid off about 3 years ago and has become a 6a-10p consumer of Fox News and has a completely rotted brain. My uncle is set to retire in a month so they'll both be completely gone before too long.
     
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  46. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Being tied when every other D is up comfortably is breaking my brain
     
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  47. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    I feel like Dems always resist bragging about a good economy because they empathize that many arent sharing in it. Bottom line is somebody is getting fucked no matter what. I appreciate the empathy, but trump just lied about it and the dumb whites loved it for him. Bad politics not to at least state the positive facts of the economy.

    I'm still trying to understand how bidenomics was a "disaster" and the media never pushed back. Virtually every metric is currently good and our economy recovered quicker than the rest of the world post pandemic. Once again Dems clean up the mess, don't take victory laps, and the chuds cream them with he help of the centrist media. Maddening.
     
  48. 2

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    I hope your mom votes for Kamala
     
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