La Harristocracia 2024: The Angrification of Puerto Rico

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  1. Lyrtch

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  2. bertwing

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    One of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen (we dated briefly in 9th grade not to brag) was Hispanic and Mormon and ended up going to BYU, getting married at like 19 and now has roughly 9 kids.
     
  3. blind dog

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    i coached kids soccer with a mormon lady, she was quirky but very nice. her husband was strange af

    some random mormon lady sends my wife a hand written 2 page religious letter once a year and we have no idea why

    idc if you knock i don't answer the door anyway

    this is my mormon expertise
     
  4. AbeFroman

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    Did you soak her you dog?
     
  5. bertwing

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    I don’t want to say in front of Jesus
     
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  7. Fran Tarkenton

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    Tuesday is going to be littered with this. And not just in swing states. Hoping post-Trumpism it goes away but fear it wont.
     
  8. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Id move that back to April, and May through early October is so bad it ruins the rest of it. Hell, I was there for two-plus weeks recently and it was in the 90s for multiple days still.
     
  9. 2

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    Wow
     
  10. Gaknight

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    Utah people see themselves as Romney Repubs so them breaking from MAGA isn’t crazy
     
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  11. Odin

    Odin fuck your cult
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    blutah, let's go
     
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  12. Biship

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    yes. There are super chud Mormons who think Trump is an absolute dirt bag. But they won’t yell about it. They’ll nod at each other knowingly
     
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  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ Mind your own damn business
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    Garbage
     
  14. NoNatty

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    My wife comes from a fundamentalist Mormon family.

    AMA.
     
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  15. TAS

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    You obviously weren't outside this evening
     
  16. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    why does mix watch real housewives of salt lake ?
     
  17. NoNatty

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    he’s sick.
     
  18. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas
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    did she or any of her siblings go wild once they got to college?
     
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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'm guessing she's not part of the church anymore. Does her family still talk to her or did they cut her out?
     
  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    One thing that annoyed me was I worked with a girl at a job years ago whose sister married a mormon guy and converted. She wasn't allowed to attend the wedding service because she wasn't Mormon and it was held in a temple.

    Lake of FIRE for them imo.
     
  21. NoNatty

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    I wouldn’t say more so than any others. She has 11 siblings/halfsiblings that she knows of. Most are normal, a few are broken.

    her dad (and up the family tree) was a polygamist in southern utah. When she was really young her mom (and his other wives) left with him the kids. They mainlined into traditional LDS, but none of them are practicing anymore and haven’t for a long time.
     
  22. NoNatty

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    Mormons are very cult like, but at an individual level most of them are extremely kind and helpful.
     
  23. Randy Dangus

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    Worked with several Mormons whilst living in AZ and I gotta say, they were some of the most wholesome, truly caring people I’ve ever been around. Went with a(semi practicing) Mormon buddy to Utah on a little adventure and stayed with his fam in cedar city, it’s kind of a surreal town with a cultish feel. Not saying they weren’t a strange lot, but I felt like they truly practiced the good stuff they preached (and the bad I suppose). JMO.
     
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  24. Lyrtch

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    If our evangelicals acted like Mormons our political system would work better
     
  25. bro

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    He has the flag with him
     
  26. Randy Dangus

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    No doubt about it
     
  27. Nole0515

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  28. Nole0515

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    dated a mormon once, when I was living in AZ. Family was super nice and invited me over for Thanksgiving cause I was living alone and didnt go home for it. Super nice family. my gf had to go change when some missionaries knocked on the door cause her top was too revealing. They came in and stayed for 2 hours talking about mormon stuff
     
  29. afb

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  30. bro

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    Flake is baking out there in the desert
     
  31. chuckmasterflex

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    Megyn Kelly looks like fried hell
     
  32. SD_Irish

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    Whenever I see things like this, I just have to laugh how the right has absolutely no culture or creativity in their fold to speak of. D-list actors, low talent bands, bitch-made tech ghouls, Ted Nugent. There's next to no music they can play at their rallies and the big endorsements come almost exclusively from genuinely awful, inconsequential people.

    They convince themselves they are cool but the minute they step out of their right-wing bubble, they all seem so awkward and aloof.

    Incredible really.
     
  33. Gomez35

    Gomez35 Walker of the world’s weird wall

    I think I’ve posted this story before but I played basketball twice a week at a Mormon stake for ten years. The most wholesome, positive group of guys, who could all do everything on the court at a ridiculously high level. Everyone called their own fouls on themselves, which worked amazingly well - plus no one ever got out of hand. Like, no swearing, no trash talking…. I think a ball got bounced on the floor in anger once and it was a big fucking deal. It was basketball nirvana.
     
  34. GoodForAnother

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    pics of revealing top?
     
  35. Nole0515

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    it was 17 years ago and it ended horribly. It was too revealing for mormons which means it was just a tight tshirt.
     
  36. Jesus

    Jesus Fan of: Brotherly love, forgiveness, whores, etc

    OBurg is an interesting place. Home to South Carolina State University. Where Strom Thurmond sent his biracial kids to college on the DL. It's also where several students were shot to death for demanding access to the Whites-Only bowling alley. I believe Bakari Sellers dad or grandfather was an organizer of the protest and the only one who saw any prison time. Long story short, white folks attacking black folks can go all the way to hell, but ones doing it in Orangeburg are particularly loathsome.
     
  37. The Subspace Mariner

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    Every day Mormons are pretty alright. It's the Polygamists you want to avoid at all costs. They do good work on construction though.
     
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  38. PeterGriffin

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    “Frank Ian Luntz (born February 23, 1962) is an American political and communications consultant and pollster,[1][2] best known for developing talking points and other messaging for Republican causes. His work has included assistance with messaging for Newt Gingrich's Contract with America and public relations support for The Israel Project. “

    Great find, CaNN I Spliff it
     
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  40. The Banks

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    How many children they* have. Joe and Kamala’s pro-choice stance doesn’t really affect them. Trump is a greater turnoff than Kamala to them, imo.
     
  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  42. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Would I join their culture, no. But Mormons are nice folks who practice what they preach.
     
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  43. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I met an exception. Guy was a sociopath though so I don't think it's representative.
     
  44. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Lina Khan the GOAT
     
  45. Redav

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    We have to get rid of Lina Khan to protect AI
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    This by itself should win the election in a landslide.
     
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