Lane Kiffin to FAU

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. Kevintensity

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  4. Cornelius Suttree

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    I love Lane

    I wish he would replace Kendall Briles though
     
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  6. TrustyPatches

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    Wut
     
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  7. 941Gator

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    life is short, he is probably happy (but probably makes sense money wise and maybe it’ll have a favorable buyout clause).
     
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  8. Sterling A

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    Odds he lasts all 10 years?

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  9. dump

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    probably pretty good

    he’s been HC in the NFL and at a P5 school before and it didnt suit him and he didn’t like being a big time OC afterwards

    he likes being in Boca surrounded by fine ass women, being single, and being able to do his own thing without having any pressure from boosters and such
     
  10. fuxstockings

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    hell yeah kiffin at fau is perfect. I hope he stays until he retires and gets the stadium named after him or something
     
  11. wes tegg

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    He's only 42 years old. He can win 100 games at FAU and then still have plenty of time left to coach a P5 school.
     
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  12. 941Gator

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    crazy to think about. 10 years from now we bump this thread when his contract is over and he is taking over Nebraska after Frost failed. Pfffttt time flies, man.
     
  13. Arkadin

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    But who are the other 2 coaches Nebraska hires in that time span
     
  14. dump

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    going from Boca to Nebraska?? :gross:
     
  15. TrustyPatches

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    Out of state applications up 35%
     
  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Fucking LOL at him tweeting out his own contract deal with an ESPN article.
     
  17. TC

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    That contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on
     
  18. Arkadin

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    Its actually probably worth millions :warn:
     
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  19. Owsley

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    Saban should be retiring around then :warn:
     
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  20. daddy fat sacks

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    This president gets it too. Good on FAU and am delighted to see that the administration fully supports Lanes twitter game.
     
  21. TC

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    If the president isn't nervous about Lane on Twitter then he the opposite of gets it IMO
     
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  22. daddy fat sacks

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    Respectfully disagree. In the new news cycles a twitter faux pas barely makes any waves. Especially the fun way Lane has approached his tweeting.
     
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  23. JGator1

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    Kiffin's twitter has brought FAU more publicity than any advertising campaign they've ever done. I don't think they can get a bunch more students from Florida but this is probably the first time out of state kids have heard of the school.
     
  24. TC

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    I didn't say the pres should want to shut him down but it's still gotta make him nervous. What if he posts something while drunk. What if he posts something racist. What if he posts something #metoo
     
  25. HatterasJack

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    No details on the contract other than length? Imagine he got a raise.
     
  26. HatterasJack

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    100% chance this has already happened.
     
  27. wes tegg

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    He could run for POTUS
     
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    Just one chick posting screenshots of where he slid into the DMs [​IMG]
     
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  29. George Costanza

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    Why is there an epidemic in sports, specifically college football, where like 90% of coaches dress like absolute shit? Get a fucking tailor or at least some form fitting clothes considering all that stuff is provided by the school for free. Seems like Lane just picked up a pair of pants out of that pile on the floor and just put them on.
     
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  30. 20/20/20/20

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    My god Lane get some clothes that fit
     
  31. 20/20/20/20

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    You’ve never been to Nebraska, dump
     
  32. devine

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    Consider yourself lucky dump
     
  33. JeremyLambsFace

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    Looks like Lane is getting ready to get fat
     
  34. TC

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    If my coach is spending time on how he dresses he's not working hard enough! Get off your ass and recruit!!!
     
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  35. Hurley 864

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    I signed a similar contract with my FAU dynasty on NCAA. Recruits loved it
     
  36. fsudan

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    That coach stability rating too strong
     
  37. GeneralPaton

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    Just started a dynasty with FAU as the OC. Excited about our future.
     
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  38. osuteke2

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    Wearing those headphones that came with the phone like a boss.

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  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    He does look a bit more plump.

    Also, what in the blue fuck is Cheribundi Tart Cherry? Some poor man's Louisiana soda?
     
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  40. GeneralPaton

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    According to Danny Kannell it’s a cherry cleansing juice. So it’s probably knockoff Cheerwine.
     
  41. Mix

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    Best in state Florida game next year will be FAU-UCF
     
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  42. Cornelius Suttree

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    if he lost 10-15 pounds he would be looking so good
     
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  44. devine

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    When you have a wife like that and a lot of money what’s even the point
     
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  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Not sure if serious, but you know he's been divorced for a while right? The whole Joey Freshwater thing?
     
  46. Muddy Badger

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    Rumor is he's had a thing down low with Kaylee Hartung for a while
     
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    Bastard
     
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  48. w2b

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    i both hate & love him so much right now.
     
  49. TC

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    FAU helmets are fire :twocents:
     
  50. Beagle

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    Kiffin is going to take FAU to a NY6 bowl in 3-4 years, maybe sooner.