Lane Kiffin to FAU

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  1. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  2. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    My wife got her Masters at FAU so we are a die hard Owl family and love Lane. Hoot Hoot! Go Owls!
     
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  3. Beagle

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    I guess it depends on what other leagues did. If he goes 12-0 in 2020 (FAU would have a win over a P5 and an AAC school) then they would at least get a look.
     
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  4. beist

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    He had some aspergery sound bite teed up for a question that never came. We’re all losers on this one.
     
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  5. daddy fat sacks

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    I love him.
     
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  6. Cornelius Suttree

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    so Kendall Briles bounced for Houston

    I can officially wear my FAU hoodie without shame :ballin:
     
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  7. TC

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    Is it happening? Heard there was pushback and some Houston boosters were threatening to pull money
     
  8. Cornelius Suttree

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  9. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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  10. dump

    dump #YangGang2020
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    Auburn in ROOINS
     
  11. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The giants milk we got drank pretty good don’t it
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    Got us good, fucker
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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    Kiffin using the terry Bowden at UNA method
     
  13. TC

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    Could ucf keep it close with lanes owls on a neutral field?
     
  14. Tony Perkis

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    I thought you had to be on Last Chance U before transferring to FAU
     
  15. TC

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    Didn't you hear Lane's joke? They are LSU, last strike u
     
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  16. GeneralPaton

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    Could Bama?
     
  17. SuperCam

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    Honestly a perfect fit. Kiffin will use him and he can do all the blow he desires
     
  18. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Kyle Davis with uncut coke catching deep balls in Boca will be fantastic.
     
  19. mp_22

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    That’s what it was with him? Coke?
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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  21. Sterling A

    Sterling A Uh, apology accepted, ass-douche
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  22. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Yes, coke and molly. He was hanging out with some whiskey tango instead of with his teammates.
     
  23. Jack Parkman

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  24. dump

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  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. Boom TittyMilk

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    Yeah zero chance he gets to year 3
     
  27. juice

    juice this a cult, not a clique
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    That sounds like a hell of a bargain for FAU.
     
  28. DeToxRox

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    Wait until you factor in the sexual assault settlements
     
  29. YNWA

    YNWA :feelsgoodman:
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    Being that I’m from Boca Raton, I feel like this is applicable.

     
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  30. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes LOOK AT THAT LASER!!!
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    Yeah, they won't get the full life of that contract, but it seems pretty shrewd on their end.
     
  31. jokewood

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    North Carolina should target Kiffin when Fedora has another disappointing season.
     
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  32. DeToxRox

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    My sincere hope is that Lane ends up at Kansas and at some point he uses the eye bug emoji at a Kansas early exit in the tournament.
     
  33. 941Gator

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    disagree
     
  34. Mix

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    how the hell is he under $1 mill?
     
  35. Corky Bucek

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    Because CUSA
     
  36. SugarShaun

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    For anyone who didn’t read the story
    $2.15m for assistants


    Buyout until 12/31/18: $2m
    1/1/19-12/31/19: $1.5m
    1/1/20-12/31/20: $1m
    1/1/21-12/31/21: $500k
     
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  37. CF3234

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  38. 941Gator

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    it wasn't said in video? I guess Lane is suggesting that at some point Saban told him to treat people better.
     
  39. Jack Parkman

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  40. Jack Parkman

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  41. Dudley Dawson2

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    ^^Only takes 1
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! UCF has a clown car of talent at RB and WR.
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    Oh my God that picture.
     
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  43. Daddy Rabbit

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    Damn right Lane

     
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  44. 941Gator

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    i keep saying it, but he is fine where he is. i think he can easily win over the AD at nc state or something but he doesn't want too.
     
  45. Gaknight

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  46. Talking Head

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  47. 941Gator

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    Not good, but Owl’s will build from a game like this. Sure next week is much easier.
     
  48. 941Gator

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    Air Force. FAU may only drop 1 more game this season.
     
  49. Gaknight

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