Lane Kiffin to Ole Miss

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Dec 1, 2019.

  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    [​IMG]
     
    b0ne5 likes this.
  2. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville Jaguars2pacSneakersFormula 1

    You take yourself way too seriously if you can't wear sneakers in public.
     
    , Doc Louis, bertwing and 7 others like this.
  3. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member
    Arkansas Razorbacks

    Italian or Spanish leather will suffice.
     
  4. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member
    Arkansas Razorbacks

    I’d cut my own dick off before I dressed like you that’s for sure.
     
    devine likes this.
  5. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
    Staff Donor
    Florida Gators

    how do you define shoes? I’m guessing you just mean Nike’s. How about these:

    upload_2020-1-2_21-21-46.jpeg
     
  6. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSan Francisco GiantsOklahoma City ThunderDallas CowboysSan Francisco 49'ersMontreal Impact

    It’s too bad Aaron Hernandez isnt still around to coach tight ends.
     
  7. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member
    Arkansas Razorbacks

    while not my style, they are most definitely not sneakers.
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    In what world would these be considered sneakers?
     
    Doc Louis, bertwing, IV and 3 others like this.
  9. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta BravesTennisMississippi Rebels

    Gotta say, I did not anticipate the thread branching this direction. Carry on.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    this board has the worst case of “thread ADD” .
     
    Doc Louis, IV, b0ne5 and 2 others like this.
  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    it’s also stupid to think you can’t look nice while wearing some nice sneakers.
     
    IV, BubbleHead and dblplay1212 like this.
  12. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville Jaguars2pacSneakersFormula 1

    Barack Obama wears sneakers a lot. In public! Child!
     
    BubbleHead and Daniel Ocean like this.
  13. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
    Staff Donor
    LSU TigersTexas RangersNew Orleans SaintsFulhamDulwich Hamlet

    You have a concerning lack of appreciation for your penis
     
  14. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville Jaguars2pacSneakersFormula 1

    FYP
     
  15. CloudBerry

    CloudBerry Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Clemson Tigers

    The racist kid from The Blind Side for DL coach.
     
    Daniel Ocean likes this.
  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    [​IMG]

    Now that I've reached dad age I wear this type of shoe a lot
     
  17. momux

    momux AFAM Scholar
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsCarolina PanthersChelseaFormula 1

    I bought tony romos sketchers comfort line. Not particularly proud but they sure are comfortable.

    [​IMG]
     
    JeremyLambsFace and Owsley like this.
  18. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

  19. southside

    southside Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Texas LonghornsSouth Carolina GamecocksHouston AstrosDallas CowboysSeattle Kraken

    You're not that important man. I can assure you no one gives a fuck about you like you think they do.
     
  20. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    Glass houses dbl
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 Conference

    These and chacos as a duo are called The Unfuckable Hiker.
     
    Daniel Ocean, MoJo, Owsley and 4 others like this.
  22. Bo Pelinis

    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 Conference

    I wear a lot of Nike Monarchs with slacks. Think it tells people I'm serious but I'm here to be comfortable.
     
    lazy bum, MoJo, Daniel Ocean and 3 others like this.
  23. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesNew York MetsNew York KnicksNew York Jets

     
  24. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
    Donor

    Damn, I had no idea.

    RIP Mr. Phillips you were a gre...you were a man.
     
    Futureman likes this.
  25. Pharm

    Pharm Right Handed
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesAtlanta HawksAtlanta Falcons

    Call that the high school offensive coordinator
     
    LetItSoak and Bo Pelinis like this.
  26. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersMiami Heat

    wasn’t the UCF guy supposed to be the OC?
     
  27. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
    Donor TMB OG
    Houston AstrosHouston RocketsMississippi Rebels

    Jeff Lebby was already named an OC back in December but since Lane calls plays we can give 2 coaches an OC designation since neither will actually be calling plays. Lebby will coach QBs and we have an open spot for a WR coach to designate as Co-OC.
     
    wes tegg likes this.
  28. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member
    Arkansas Razorbacks

    I fail to see the correlation between importance (or perceived importance) and dressing well. You’re going to have to help me out here.
     
  29. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Sometimes it's good to dress them up with pleated fronts. It lets people know you mean business, but only to an extent.
     
    Bo Pelinis likes this.
  30. Bo Pelinis

    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 Conference

    Pleats and cuffs
     
  31. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Yes but the cuff can't be bigger than the braided belt or cell phone belt holster.
     
    BudKilmer, jokewood and Bo Pelinis like this.
  32. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
    Donor
    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful Dead

    Look at this chode
     
  33. Bo Pelinis

    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 Conference

    I can't envision a scenario where I would willfully cut off my own penis honestly.
     
  34. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member
    Arkansas Razorbacks

    Imagine using hyperbole to drive a point home. What a ludicrous notion.
     
  35. Bo Pelinis

    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 Conference

    What the fuck is hyperbole
     
    941Gator likes this.
  36. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideLos Angeles LakersNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadToolAEW

    World peace?
     
  37. Bo Pelinis

    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 Conference

    Is that like cosmic bowl lmbo
     
  38. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersMiami Heat

  39. tigr2ndbase

    tigr2ndbase Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Mississippi State Bulldogs

    Can’t blame Kiffin. Try to get guys that already have relationships here and can possible take a few recruits.
     
  40. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    Deke Adams is the worst DL coach in America
     
    BudKilmer, Ray McKigney and sc_chant like this.
  41. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
    Staff Donor
    Florida Gators

    something these young kids are smoking out of these days
     
    Cornelius Suttree likes this.
  42. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta BravesTennisMississippi Rebels

    Oh baby. Lane back in his old stomping grounds potentially.
     
  43. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Lane won’t be coaching at Ole Miss in 2025
     
    BayouMafia, Joe_Pesci and dtx like this.
  44. SC

    SC I’m boring and I’m bored
    Donor TMB OG
    Atlanta BravesTennisMississippi Rebels

    Hence “potentially” right there in the post you quoted.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    Reading is overrated hence Corky Bucek going to an SEC school.
     
  46. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Just stating my opinion, didn’t know that wasn’t allowed here.
     
  47. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersMiami Heat

  48. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersMiami Heat

    Getting good between Kiffin and Leach




    Posted on 15 hrs, V I P, User Since 223 months ago, User Post Count: 0
    • 15 hrsVIP
    • 223 months


    It has been an eventful day in many respects and I have spent most of it on the telephone. As you all are aware, Mississippi State defensive back Jarrian Jones has entered the transfer portal. He was officially entered earlier today. It is NOW permissible for other schools to contact him.

    As you have read and heard, there are a lot of rumors in the wind. I am going to do my best to make some sense of all of this as best I can.

    I have been told by multiple parties that there was a party that several Mississippi State players were invited to and several Ole Miss players attended. I am told a couple of Ole Miss players were making the invitations. I am told that both Jarrian Jones and De'Monte Russell attended the event. I am still working on getting more details about all of this, but I am confident in what I am told about that event taking place.

    I have learned that Mississippi State officials have been in contact with SEC commissioner Greg Sankey today about the situation. A source close to the situation shared with me that Mississippi State director of athletics John Cohen had phone conversations with Ole Miss AD Keith Carter and Ole Miss chancellor Glenn Boyce this morning. In fact, I understand that the call to Carter happened as early as 7:30 this morning.

    I am told that the seriousness of the situation was conveyed to both SEC and Ole Miss officials and that Mississippi State has begun an investigation into the matter to ensure there has been no tampering. I also understand that there are some cooperative witnesses who have shared information about what they witnessed and were told.

    Some have suggested that Jones is set to sign on with Ole Miss at any point, but I was told this afternoon that it is far from a foregone conclusion. In fact, Mississippi State football staffers have been in touch with Jarrian and his family. The door is still open for Jarrian to come back into the fold and remove his name from the transfer portal.

    Jarrian is very close with Joe Moorhead, so Jones' tweets about Oregon make perfect sense. I am certain Joe would love to have him join the Oregon roster.

    This situation has exploded in the past 24 hours and there are a lot of people of influence pouring over social media postings and it appears phone records are next. Mississippi State officials are not taking the matter lying down. If Jones ends up at Ole Miss, I expect this situation to escalate in a major way in the days that follow. Don't be surprised if Jones ends up at Oregon if he remains in the portal.

    One other note: The tampering rules do not just apply to coaches. They apply to players, former players, boosters and anyone connected to the school in anyway whatsoever. The broadest definition of "representatives of the school's athletics' interest" applies here. The contact does not have to be direct from the school or staff. Any indirect contact to a person within the athlete's circle of influence is considered tampering in the eyes of the NCAA.

    Mississippi State officials will take whatever steps are necessary to protect the program if any of these issues have occurred.
     
    Oranjello likes this.
  49. TDCD

    TDCD Handling the Fisher account
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesConnecticut HuskiesBoston Red SoxNew England Patriots