Lane Kiffin to Ole Miss

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  1. JGator1

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    LOL that's International Mall in Tampa, good times there back in the day

    He was in Tampa at a high school game recruiting last night

     
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  2. Eathan Edwards

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    Had he gone a couple days earlier he could have potentially found a $700 tortoise.
     
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  3. JGator1

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    Don't wanna intrude but your redneck (no offense) relatives are in the Tampa area? With some tortoise intel I would've stolen that $700.
     
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  4. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea - wife's family is Tampa and they are Florida strong to say the least. MIL and FIL are both really successful but party more often than I do.
     
  5. Eathan Edwards

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    wes tegg - is this a recruiting violation if we just start inviting potential players to profitable tortoise searches?

    I can't imagine there is precedent.
     
  6. Tiffin

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    Work in an NIL deal for one of your establishments and it's all legal
     
  7. Eathan Edwards

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    Oh shit - Bama is completely screwed now.:getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
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    Today I learned that college athletes can take money from sports betting operators - that seems pretty damn dicey but let's see what happens.
     
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  12. Super Vegeta

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  14. fucktx

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    As a texas fan, i agree that we should disband college sports
     
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  15. Nostradumass

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    When people start paying a $150 for front row seats to watch her teach, she can command a salary like that.

    *checks price of tuition*

    Nevermind...
     
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  16. fucktx

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  17. ned's head

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    Maybe should have studied something more profitable than history
     
  18. Bo Pelinis

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    Look at this LOSER who thinks college is for learning things
     
  19. Chipper>Jeter

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  20. Mr Bulldops

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    Hey Anne, maybe there is another reason Ole Miss isn’t paying you what you think you are worth. Maybe football isn’t the problem here
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  21. fucktx

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    That last one was probably some asshole that saw her tweet fwiw
     
  22. wes tegg

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    If US History to 1877 is your hardest class, Anne isn’t the problem. :twocents:
     
  23. Mr Bulldops

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  24. Josey Wales

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    Kicking England’s ass and the war of northern aggression to restrict states rights. What are they missing?!!?
     
  25. fucktx

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    Imagine trying to ruin someone’s job over a fucking tweet
     
  26. Butthead

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    Actually it's football that pays the salary of professors
     
  27. Mix

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    Can I say I don't believe that she makes under 75k a year as a tenured prof from Princeton who also apparently teaches at the law school?
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    Not sure that’s the point.
     
  29. Mix

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    No I agree with her point even though shes about 20-30 years late in recognizing whats going on but allow me to be pedantic.
     
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  30. i am a bammer

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    Clearly she's planning on some big bowl game incentives for Lane. Hotty toddy professor!
     
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  32. fucktx

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    I gotta say kiffin bitching about NIL is funny considering he’d leave any school for a better opportunity

     
  33. wes tegg

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    He wasn’t bitching about it.
     
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  34. fucktx

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    i read some quotes that were probably taken out of context but what i read made it seem like he was pissed because ole miss couldn’t pay the nil money other schools could
     
  35. Tman12

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    Is there more because I think all he is saying is this is something coaches have to deal with and adjust to.
     
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  36. wes tegg

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    It came up in the context of him talking about flying out to see a player at another school to recruit him before coming back to Oxford for bowl practice.
     
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  37. fucktx

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    tbf to lane i read it in a bleacher report article which is shit reporting to begin with because it was linked in a tweet. Then i found that tweet. They made it sound like he was crying about it
     
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  38. UncleJesse

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    Saban: What's wrong?
    Kiffin: This fucktx guy from the internet taking all my shit out of context and reads Bleacher Report.
     
  39. IV

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    feel like pop history can be pretty profitable
     
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  40. Butthead

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    Dan Carlin agrees
     
  41. steamengine

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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's fully committed to Ole Miss by only recruiting Frat kids
     
  43. Virgil Caine

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    While her larger point is accurate, she definitely isn’t making a bad living, herself.
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    Yeah can't imagine what southern students found challenging about that class

    why it's called the Louisiana Purchase when they clearly bought more than one state
     
  45. Eathan Edwards

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    I was just about to say this - it was arguably the easiest class I had and that includes racquetball (they failed you if you missed more than 2 classes).
     
  46. TC

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    I'll translate that statement for y'all --

    "I'm a business major and I'm not supposed to have any hard classes in other departments. I couldn't believe when I was asked to do work"
     
  47. DeToxRox

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  49. harvey birdman

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    Waiting for Lane to propose a coaches salary cap