LaVar Ball & Big Baller Brand Inc.

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  1. DetroitNole

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    1. Lavar calling Lonzo his best son while introducing him when Melo was sitting right next to him was hilarious
    2. For being Lavar's sons, Melo and Lonzo sure have a lack if charisma
     
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  2. WillySaliba

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    They've literally never had to talk. He never shuts the fuck up and I am sure he spoke for them their entire lives.
     
  3. UncleJesse

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  4. hood b. goode

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    http://deadline.com/2017/07/facebook-new-original-series-expanded-push-video-1202123475/

     
  5. WillySaliba

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    I'm starting to like him. I can't help it.
     
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  6. elfrid

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    only a matter of time before hbo picks it up
     
  7. Corch

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    Lamelo look like...

     
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  8. Pharoh

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    I always thought Lamelo looks like Butthead
     
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  9. JBF76

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    I'm not sticking up for any of the Balls. You look at them and listen to them talk and they have been brainwashed so much by their father they believe to a delusional degree how good they are. Gi Angelo said he was "shocked" when he didn't make the Mcdonalds AA game even though he is a 3* who wasn't even ranked in the top 300. So he might not look like butthead but he sounds like him. Lamelo jacks up 50 shots a game, has 20 turnovers, yet scores 30 and thinks he's the baddest dude on the planet. The perception versus reality is flat out embarrassing.
     
  10. Corky Bucek

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    :roll: at that response to somebody saying he looked like Butthead. JBF76 was just itching to say something
     
  11. JBF76

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    I cannot tell a lie. I was. It's been awhile. I needed to get a Ball vent out. You nailed it. Well done. Corky Bucek
     
  12. JBF76

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    Shit, I was so antsy for a Ball family take I didn't even respond to the post I quoted. I just went on a JBF Ball rant..
     
  13. Jax Teller

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    I can't believe Facebook is giving this fucking guy a reality show.
     
  14. Tobias

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    will watch every week

    only a matter of time before big baller is worth more than nike
     
  15. theriner69er

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    Lonzo is probably a good kid, just unfortunate enough to have that father, but I've never rooted so hard for someone to fail in my life. I hope he's playing baseball with Tebow in a year.
     
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  16. Arkadin

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    That's pretty weird, man
     
  17. lastsonofkrypton

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  18. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    legend
     
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  20. Shawn Hunter

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    The way Lonzo is playing tonight, he should stop wearing the Big Baller Brand shoes
     
  21. NineteenNine

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    I'm officially changing my call, I think BBB is going to be huge. Lonzo post game when asked about wearing the Kobe's and saying "you can wear whatever you want at BBB" I think that's going to resonate. It may be nothing, but that was kinda the first time I sat up and went "whoa."
     
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  23. NineteenNine

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    Young dudes coming into the league like to be able to rock Jordan's AND yeezy's.
     
  24. Red Rover

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    Yeah but how is #triplebs gonna make money off of that?

    Sounds like a terrible idea
     
  25. DollarBillHokie

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    They like getting paid shoe contract money more.
     
  26. racer

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    You guys know that LaVar designed that Kobe, right?
     
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  29. Shawn Hunter

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    Yeah, if you can wear what you want at BBB, that diminishes the value of your signature shoe. Who wants to wear the Lonzo shoe when it's not even good enough for him to wear every game?
     
  30. Arkadin

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    That made you sit up and say 'whoa'?

    Lol
     
  31. NineteenNine

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    Slight hyperbole there. But I think it's significant.
     
  32. Arkadin

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    You realize this isn't like a real brand with real athletes right? It's a 'my dad started this company to make money off me and I want to wear nikes' thing. There's nothing significant here
     
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  33. $P1

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    Nike obviously wants to get in the Big Baller business and I don't blame them.
     
  34. Shawn Hunter

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    Imagine what other line of work where this would actually be a good decision.

    Musicians - I can play whatever I want on tour, I think I'll play some Kenny G instead of the metal music my fans are accustomed to.
    Teacher - I know I'm here to teach history, but I can teach whatever I want, so I'm going to teach these kids about accounting today
    TV station - I know we are ESPN, but we can televise whatever we want, so fuck it, we're going to air a 24-hour marathon of comedians telling dead baby jokes
    Lowes manager - I can sell whatever I want here at Lowes, but fuck selling tools and other household maintenance supplies, I'm selling ballerina gear today
     
  35. Tobias

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    this comparison is dumb beyond belief
     
  36. Celemo

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    I for one would love to hear Iron Maiden play some Kenny G
     
  37. TDCD

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    Lots of small ballers in here who don't understand business.
     
  38. TDCD

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    Or like an astronaut saying I don't wanna go to the moon today I'll take my spaceship to the grocery store instead

    Am I doing this right
     
  39. 941Gator

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    you hope he is playing in the MLB World Series? whatever.
     
  40. racer

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    I think this was planned. BBB is getting more attention for Zo not wearing the shoes.
     
  41. racer

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    Maybe a better comparison would be Dell salesmen using a Macbook on sales calls or Tiger Woods whipping out a Taylormade driver back in his Nike days.
     
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  42. al1

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    LaVar is playing 4D chess
     
  43. Handcuffed

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    jesus christ
     
  44. Shawn Hunter

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    It's also telling all potential customers that the shoe isn't good enough to play basketball in. If that was planned then that was particularly smart.
     
  45. Corky Bucek

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    Another triple double :cool:
     
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  46. Shawn Hunter

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    By far his two best games came while wearing something other than BBB shoes.
    :dubioustrump:
     
  47. TDCD

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    Well yea, it's not a shoe made for the goddamn summer league, it's a primetime, NBA finals type shoe

    Everything coming up BBB
     
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  48. devine

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    I'm starting to hate the people that get worked up over BBB
     
  49. racer

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    Those Laker Zo2's clash with these tacky summer league unis anyway.
     
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  50. Joe_Pesci

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    every move has been planned ahead by big baller for years
     
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