Lawyer thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jax Teller, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    We do 3 for 3 . If the staff gets 3 google reviews from clients for the firm in any given week , the staff gets to leave at 3pm on Friday and whatever hours were left in the day are paid time off. This place is usually a ghost town 3PM Friday. That has been very popular. Also give them $50 amazon card for every review they get from a client. I'm about to go get $400 of gift cards for what I currently owe them, it built up a bit .
     
  2. Nug

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    Just had a 75 yo client fire us because she didn't like the results of a PIP IME and didn't think we were fighting hard enough for her.

    The PIP IME occurred last week and we got the report yesterday.
     
  3. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    We killed the pesticide immunity bill today.
     
  4. Walter Melon

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    Any tax lawyers here?
     
  5. bwi2

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    Nug
     
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  6. Oranjello

    Oranjello Well-Known Member
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    :grinch:
     
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  7. Walter Melon

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    Thanks; I was able to take care of it later.
     
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  8. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    wonder how fast uber will scramble to settle after i request to take a corporate rep depo to figure out why they let a guy who has gotten popped for terroristic threats, assault of family member, theft, driving while his license was suspended, possession with intent to deliver, and felony robbery drive for them
     
  9. Nug

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    get they a$$
     
  10. bro

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    look at this guy who doesn't believe in second chances
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    i do; i just dont want them driving me around.
     
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  12. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    I guess insurance companies and law firms have real concerns when they fuck up and say the insurance company is their client and not the insured.

    has happened twice with me in the last few months and both settled within 48 hours of me sending them a letter about how bad they fucked up

    So if that ever happens to yall make sure you save it to your file
     
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  13. colonel_forbin

    colonel_forbin Well-Known Member
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    I’m about to fire a staff member, but I’ve actually never done that before. We have less than 20 employees and my state does NOT have a mini-COBRA law. Can I just fire her and immediately remove her from our firm's health insurance?

    Are there any downsides to keeping her on our health insurance through the end of March, other than having to pay for it?
     
  14. Gallant Knight

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    Unless she’s done something super shitty you should give her some sort of severance imo
     
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  15. RJF-GUMP

    RJF-GUMP Daubert Qualified in Cooler Thermodynamics
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    you remove them immediately but the health insurance will typically stay in effect until something like the 15th of the next month. You can offer them COBRA. There are COBRA forms you'll have to fill out and send to the health plan . I'd just get on the phone with the health insurance company about it.
     
  16. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    In mediation with a mediator who I’ve used ~30x. She said OC is pretty green and I was like yeah I got that vibe as well

    she read me a line from his mediation memo:

    my boss, attorney X, is one of the best defense lawyers in Houston and he enjoys going to trial

    bruhhhhh
     
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  17. Gallant Knight

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    our client who had 20 chiro visits and one mri thought he was going to get 100k in his pocket on a 30k policy.
     
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  18. Gallant Knight

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    on days like today i really really fucking wish someone had told me to do literally anything other than be a lawyer.
     
  19. Nug

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    It'd be a sweet profession if not for the clients
     
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  20. Gallant Knight

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    25k settlement on a 30k policy where he gets 8k in his pocket and i think he's about to fire us.

    cool we will retain our full interest good luck out there pimp
     
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  21. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Sounds like that mediator is no professional like ol’ MORBO!

    I think the only time I’ve been late was by like 5 minutes because I was finishing up another mediation and I texted both attorneys to let them know about 15 minutes before our start time that I might run over a tiny bit.
     
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  22. Gallant Knight

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    Your calendar full?
     
  23. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I think I have like 7 or 8 slots left in March. April is still pretty wide open.
     
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  24. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I thought all you plaintiffs guys were in this profession to protect the public. It’s not supposed to be about the money.

    I’m going through a summary judgment opposition where plaintiff filed 62 exhibits, likely hoping the sheer volume will cause our judge to throw up his hands and say issue of fact.
     
  25. bricktop

    bricktop Well-Known Member

    you’re Georgia only right? If you start doing Florida I’ll add you to my list
     
  26. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    When new people ask what I do for work I usually tell them I’m a safety lawyer
     
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  27. MORBO!

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    As of right now yea. I’ve kicked around adding states but I ended up doing 300 mediations last year, which feels like plenty.
     
  28. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
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    Are you focused on a particular type of case? That’s awesome man. I think that’s something I’d like to do at some point.
     
  29. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    Being a mediator with a full calendar is the dream. Make like $500k with 0 work stress whatsoever.
     
  30. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
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    We do not have nearly enough mediators in my city. With little exception, those that we do have do not, or did not, practice the type of law that I practice. I'm almost always having to hire someone from a larger city to mediate my cases. I probably need to practice for another ten years or so before I would get any real traction but its definitely something I plan to explore when the time comes.
     
  31. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    My lack of trial experience will doom my mediation prospects.
     
  32. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    OC has blown off getting us responses to initial disclosures that were due on 10/15; his client's discovery responses were due in December.

    I email him multiple times and he claims health issues so I give him some more time.

    email him again with no response.

    i call the carrier and let them know dude has missed multiple deadlines and just let them know that they're a little fucked if he doesn't start working on it.

    email him yesterday:

    If we do not get these by tomorrow at 5PM we will be filing a compel and we will not pass the hearing.
    If you are unable to work on these cases because of health issues, you need to give them to someone with the ability to work on them.


    his response

    Yeah, man, maybe I should also hire additional staff, and stop taking new cases from most of my carriers. Wish I had thought of all of that. Don’t know what I’d do without you.
    Chickenshit move calling the carrier by the way. These responses are on the way today.


    like bruh what do you want me to do?
     
  33. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    oooo baby he just called me a kid

    congrats bruh you just bought yourself a status conference with the judge and you can explain to him why you've blown at least 3 deadlines in this one .
     
  34. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    I'm mainly workers' compensation. I do handle the occasional personal injury/MVA claim though.
     
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  35. Tex

    Tex Week 0 Enthusiast
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  36. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight Fat Neck
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    sorry you have health issues dude. if it causes you to be 4-5 months late answering basic shit then you either need to hire someone or give state farm back the files.
     
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  37. Sammy Meatballs

    Sammy Meatballs Keep Calm and Keel On
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    Defense lawyer has taken the stance in his brief that we needed to specifically request that his client, a multi-billion dollar company, have their employees save their company issued cell phones.

    Amongst the many problems with this argument

    their own litigation hold letter says save them

    whoops
     
  38. bricktop

    bricktop Well-Known Member

    im 5 months late answering discovery because my employer won’t give me proper staff and also won’t let me reduce my case load or give my current staff overtime but I don’t usually put that in emails
     
  39. Gallant Knight

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    he has talked to another lawyer who told him that his case is worth $100k and is pissed we didn't get him compensation for the daily knee pain he has.

    wreck was in october 2022 and 0 mention of knee pain anywhere.

    really hoping the bar just dismisses the grievance without me ever knowing it was even filed.
     
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  40. Gallant Knight

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    Kind of want to open an office in Arkansas
     
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    just signed up a car accident miscarriage case. she was hit by commercial truck.

    she made a demand of 50k herself and didn't really know what she had and the adjuster offered 15k.

    oops!
     
  42. Gallant Knight

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    the girl lawyer i know who posts on instagram every day about how she is a law boss just posted on the texas plaintiffs lawyer listserv asking for sample depo questions for a disputed liability defendants depo

    I have a small car wreck case. Liability isn't that great. My client was making a left turn, across three lanes, into the shopping center. It was around evening rush hour with stop and go traffic. Cars were slowing down due to traffic light ahead. The lane closest to her and the middle lane yielded to her, the last lane didn't yield or slow down, neither did my client when make the left turn, and they crashed. I feel at a minimum this is 50/50 liability but since the carrier didn't agree I sued. I'm doing defendants depo tomorrow and not sure what sorts of questions to ask to "nail" liability. Any sample questions would be greatly appreciated!
     
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  43. bro

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    [​IMG]
     
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  44. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    random thought.

    this probably excludes a lot of you in the south, but I find snow / ice slip and fall cases to be some of the oddest to litigate. filed based on premises liability and a reasonableness standard. I am often representing the property owner or the contracted snow removal entity. and more often than not, they were at the site the day of the accident. I am told time and time again that you can treat it and clear it best you can, but if it is under freezing temperatures, you can only do so much. And then there is the issue of melt and then re-freeze after the snow removal company leaves. So much of it is unavoidable (especially during an active storm) unless the snow removal company never leaves the site and just keeps working endlessly. Getting comparative fault for someone walking over snow and ice almost never happens. I find these facts and cases to just be really odd and extremely plaintiff-friendly.

    on the other hand, some of the most unskilled and unqualified small business owners run snow removal companies. simply buy some equipment, shovels, and supplies, hire some laborers, and you can easily secure contracts for snow removal. knowing what you are doing is rarely a prerequisite.

    I have like 5 slip and fall cases right now
     
  45. Gallant Knight

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    i wonder how much money progressive loses every year by having all their small policies ending in $55.

    i just deposited a $30,055.00 and a $50,055.00 and was just thinking that's $110 that just didn't need to be there.
     
  46. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    That’s not a thing here.
     
  47. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I defended a slip and fall on ice outside a dialysis clinic that resulted in a below the knee amputation. It was a pretty wild case. Fortunately, my client was at the absolute top of the indemnification chain.
     
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  48. Gallant Knight

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    i love when lazy defense lawyers dont prepare for doctor depositions and just end up helping our case

    you did x on x date, right?

    yes

    cool thanks man
     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    how much ended up getting paid?
     
  50. wes tegg

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    Admittedly don’t remember, but less than I would’ve taken now. Plaintiff had some problems. Her noncompliance with care and hygiene were a big part of causing the amputation. But, it was still a bad situation.
     
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