Lent 2023

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by -Asshole-, Feb 9, 2016.

  1. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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    Any catholics here? Anyone giving up anything for lent?
     
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  2. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    giving up on boning edmonddantes' mother for lent

    nailed it
     
  3. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I'm giving up giving up things!
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  4. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    I don't discuss what I give up, but I can't wait for the sideways looks after I get ashes tomorrow morning
     
  5. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Damn mackerel snappers.
     
  6. mc415

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    Giving up weed
     
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  7. theregionsitter

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    Drinking Sunday to Friday just gonna do saturdays

    Curious how much weight I lose
     
  8. bro

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    g/f is giving up fried foods, so I guess I am too
     
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  9. NP13

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    life

    will see how it goes
     
  10. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    For some reason drinking alcohol or not doesn't have an affect on my weight

    Not sure if that's abnormal or not
     
  11. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    No meat on Wednesdays as well as the expected Fridays.
     
  12. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Not religious but I'm going a month without alcohol. Started yesterday and will go to March 10. Very interested how much weight I lose and money I save doing this, though it sucks that it's going to be in the 80s this weekend in Cali. Doing a beach day with water/Diet Coke/whatever isn't quite the same.
     
  13. Baron

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    Haven't decided yet. Ideas?
     
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  14. Nole0515

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    I'm 10 days sober I have saved at least 300 dollars
     
  15. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Imma going to join you in about 2-3 days
     
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  16. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Diet Cokes

    I can already feel the withdrawal headaches coming on :feelsbadman:
     
  17. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Giving up alcohol as well. I havent done it for Lent in a few years. Lost a lot of weight last time, both from the alcohol itself and all the crap food I eat when I drink.
     
  18. DayDomination

    DayDomination Down to clown at Truffoni's
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    I'm giving up my New Years Resolutions.
     
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  19. DayDomination

    DayDomination Down to clown at Truffoni's
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    I used to be the same way. Wait till you get older. I still sometimes feel and look thinner in the morning after a night of drinking. Crazy.
     
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  20. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Cokes, will be drinking a lot of water, Crystal Lite, and La Croix.
     
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  21. -Asshole-

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    I love La Croix.
     
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  22. -Asshole-

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    Coffee. Diet coke. Caffine. Chocolate. Masterbation. Porn. Alcohol. Beer. Wine. Fried foods. Candy. Soft drinks.
     
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  23. -Asshole-

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    I'm giving up all forms of alcohol.
     
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  24. Baron

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    Giving up pop, cokes, soda, whatever you wanna call it, i'll give that up. no way i can give up caffeine all together.
     
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  25. boone

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    posting in a quitters thread. . .
     
  26. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    I've tried giving up masturbating every year since 2002. Have yet to make it longer than a week
     
  27. Baron

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    does it count when Alfred beats you off?
     
  28. Bruce Wayne

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    masturbate
    /ˈmæstəˌbeɪt/
    verb
    1.
    to stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure
     
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  29. The Hit King

    The Hit King No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.
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    Trying to give up alcohol. Sounds like a good idea until this Saturday.
     
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  30. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    i would much rather not give up anything and just enjoy life
     
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  31. Whammy Business

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    So edgy
     
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  32. Baron

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    actually, i had some pop this morning, guess that's already out the window.
     
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  33. Boar Skarloff

    Boar Skarloff Standin up fuckin in a hammock

    Papist here. Going to give up alcohol, sleeping in, and some other stuff.
     
  34. AIP

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    question ? Why do you give something up ? What does it gain ? In doing so do you grow closer to God ?
     
  35. NP13

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    still living. I'm terrible at this
     
  36. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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    It's become somewhat distorted over the years. You should use the time where you would be indulging in whatever you give up in prayer or meditation with God, or perhaps reading the bible. So if you 'give up' something you are doing often, you will end up spending a lot of religious time from now until Easter you might not have in the first place.
     
  37. Gtr

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  38. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Just a bunch of conformists conforming, maaannn
     
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  39. Crepeswithasmile

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    i gave up religion for lent years ago. was way easier than i thought.
     
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  40. letan

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    For some reason drinking a la croix makes me thirstier than I was before. It's disappointing bc some of those flavors seem like they'd be so good.
     
  41. boone

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    take it to the degenerate thread, buddy. . .
     
  42. boone

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    so basically Lent in modern times is just some stupid bullshit for fake ass Christians to have some sort of connection to their religion and make them feel better about themselves. . .

    that's what you're saying?
     
  43. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    not catholic but:

    fast food/fries and booze on weekdays (excluding trivia night and excluding unc games)

    what a time to be alive
     
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  44. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    How is that edgy? It's not going to make you a better Catholic or person for giving something up I promise
     
  45. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    I'm not doing mine for religion at all. Just happened to line up in a similar timeline.
     
  46. Whammy Business

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    It's edgy because you're making a super original snarky comment about a people participating in a religious observance. Why do you care what people are refraining from doing or why they're refraining from doing it?
     
  47. boone

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    givin up mens room BJ's
     
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  48. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Drinking and sweets.
     
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  49. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Made it 17 days in 2005. Felt like I was thawing out a caveman that had been frozen for thousands of years.
     
  50. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Yes, all the time I would normally spend eating fried food is now devoted to Christ. Just this morning, I rolled through the CFA drive thru and asked for some daily scripture rather than a delicious fried chicken biscuit.
     
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