Lent 2023

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  1. wes tegg

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    I'm going to do the same. :respek:
     
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  2. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Whole time.
     
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  3. Taques

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    i couldn't make it past the first afternoon before i broke my pledge

    nailed it
     
  4. laxjoe

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    I gave up sodas probably 10 years ago for Lent and have not had a soda (sans alcohol) since. It's cheating since I'll have the occasional mixed drink, but it's crazy how soda last its appeal so quickly
     
  5. -Asshole-

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    And so it begins.
     
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  6. Baron

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    Haven't decided what I am going to give up/change for Lent. My daughter this morning told me she is giving up milk for Lent... told her to try again.
     
  7. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Remember the rules for today:

    No meat.
    Two small meals that do not equal a full meal, and then a regular dinner .
    No snacks.
    And don't go around being a lookatme faggot telling everyone how hungry you are.
     
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  8. Baron

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    fish fry tonight
     
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  9. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    I believe that was the reading on Ash Wednesday...

    Matthew 6: 16
    16 And when you fast, be not as the hypocrites, sad! For they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Amen I say to you, those lookatme faggots have received their reward.
     
  10. Baron

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    indeed it was
     
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  11. Moxin24

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    Always is
     
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  12. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    I always find it ironic that they read that one on a day that they give out the king of all "look at me" prizes, a day (which isn't actually a holy day of obligation) that probably draws more people than the Solemnity of the BVM, Ascension Thursday, and the Feast of the Immaculate Conception combined.
     
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  13. Moxin24

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    Yes, but the ashes are supposed to be a sign of repentance
     
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  14. DayDomination

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    Sweets I guess. I'm not a big sweets person though. So no biggie. Would love to give up beer. But was reminded that I would end up drinking nothing but liquor on long drinking days. That could become problematic.
     
  15. wes tegg

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    I consider myself to be pretty pious, and I admittedly did not know that Ash Wednesday wasn't a holy day of obligation until this moment.
     
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  16. shawnoc

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    I'd really like to give up my phone while driving, tbqh.
    It's gotten bad lately.
     
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  17. Moxin24

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    I didn't know until a few years ago. We always went to mass on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday but never on January 1st.

    I was pretty embarrassed when I found I had it backwards
     
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  18. wes tegg

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    I knew Jan. 1 was. We always went as a kid, even when we traveled.
     
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  19. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Fun fact, January 1 is only a holy day of obligation in the US (and a few other countries) because the Patroness of the US is the BVM.
    Other countries don't have that as a holy day (Ireland, e.g., has St. Patrick's Day instead for their Patron Saint.)
    A lot of other countries have Corpus Christi or The Feast of the Body and Blood of Christ as one instead (and therefore, they don't move those to the nearest Sunday like the US)
     
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  20. Odin

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    Fish is meat

    Hth
     
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  21. Baron

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  22. bertwing

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    I'm not catholic or anything, but my best friend is. Last year he gave up booze for lent and our annual drink our asses off for the Thurs/Fri opening round games of March Madness were pretty lame. I apparently set a reminder on my calendar to not let him do that again on NY Eve and I had forgotten about it until it went off. I'm a good friend
     
  23. Odin

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    I do like catholics more than any other brand of christian despite some of the nonsense you guys do/believe.
     
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  24. theregionsitter

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    Breakfast - banana

    Lunch - hummus and pretzel chips

    Dinner- spaghetti (cant wait)

    Giving up soda and ice tea
     
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  25. Moxin24

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    Spaghetti without meat is almost worse than Lutheranism
     
  26. theregionsitter

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    We do it with angel hair, marinara, peas and sour cream in the sauce- it works out pretty well in place of meat
     
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  27. Crepeswithasmile

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  28. Not William

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  29. theregionsitter

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    its my wife's recipe- not sure if I got those ingredients perfect but it turns out really good
     
  30. High Cotton

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    Knight's of Columbus Lenten Fish Fries were the jam when I was a kid.

    When we didn't go to one, we'd go to Long John Silvers at the foot of the mountain or order a cheese pizza.
     
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  31. Juan

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    That sounds like it tastes as good as Skyline Chili. :blech:
     
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  32. TLAU

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    hello I don't give up anything for lent but my coworker is giving up elevators. bold move and kinda random
     
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  33. Baron

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    what floor do you/coworker work on?
     
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  34. Bill the Butcher

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    You need to mix some eggs in there, be a real man.

    5 eggs a day crew checkin in here.
    Subway Tuna the next couple of Fridays, Kroger Chipotle Salmon for dinner too. Not giving anything else up, never do.
     
  35. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Pretty sure this is how we get serial killers
     
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  36. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Giving up complaining about people who aggravate me. I anticipate some stumbling, but hope it makes me think a bit more before I rail on someone and maybe choose a better way to respond.
     
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  37. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Never expected you to be such a kuck beta
     
  38. theregionsitter

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    Skyline Chili is good
     
  39. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Religion or No Religion, God or No God, this is simply a horrible take
     
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  40. TLAU

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    2nd floor. 3rd if you park under the building where a lot of people do. I guess it wouldn't be as hard if everyone you knew lived in houses and no high rises. she's 23 and surely has some friends that live in apartments > 3-4 floors.
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    for those giving up booze

    how much do yall drink?
     
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  42. shawnoc

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    In English, yes. But in a lot of languages, they have seperate words. "Carne/Carnem" translates closer to flesh and definitely doesn't refer to fish. So when most of the world gives up "carne" they don't even make a distinction.
     
  43. Odin

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    arabic fish are no more vegetable than english fish
     
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  44. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    But the rule isn't "eat more vegetables". The rule is "no comen carne en las viernes".
     
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  45. Odin

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    fish have flesh

    hth
     
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  46. -Asshole-

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    A lot.

    Also I'm revising my thing to alcohol on weekdays...because I'm having a drink as I type this.
     
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  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    Lol at religious people
     
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  48. Crepeswithasmile

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    I kind of agree with you here, for the most part, but I've got to admit, I'm actually a little envious of them sometimes because of their ability to blindly believe/have faith in something. Then I see shit like the boycotting of the new beauty and the beast movie, because it has a gay character, and I'm like lol fuck those ignorant cocksuckers
     
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  49. TLAU

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    Tell them you'll pray for them. Will upset them one way or another way more than railing them
     
  50. Name P. Redacted

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    Edgelords whew
     
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