Let’s settle the candy corn debate once and for all

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Boo MFer!, Oct 30, 2019.

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What do you think of candy corn?

  1. Delicious

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  2. Disgusting

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  3. Lechnerd is fat

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  1. Boo MFer!

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    Yea or nay?
     
  2. Dump

    Dump SUCK IT ALABAMA
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    Boo MFer would like fucking candy corn
     
  3. Pelican

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    That's a no for me. And it's not even so much that it tastes bad. It's just that there are like a zillion other better options at any given moment of a person's life; especially this time of year.
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, because it’s delicious.
     
  5. Randy Dangus

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  6. Boo MFer!

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    Fair.
     
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  7. beist

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    It's bad. I didn't realize there was a debate.
     
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  8. nofatchildren

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    But also it tastes bad.
     
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  9. jokewood

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    good in small doses or in trail mix
     
  10. Celemo

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    Candy Corn Neutral but...

     
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  11. devine

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    I like a handful of them maybe two
     
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  12. electronic

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    1 handful is the perfect amount for an entire year.
     
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  13. Boo MFer!

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    Two isn’t a handful, IMO.
     
  14. jrmy

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    Disgusting
     
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  15. devine

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    Two handfuls
     
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  16. Bo Pelinis

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    Add meh option pls. One of the worst holiday specific candies to be sure.
     
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  17. Boo MFer!

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    Ok, that makes sense. Thank you for clarifying.
     
  18. BuckeyeRiot

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    I employ a guy with a candy corn habit and a guy with a circus peanuts habit. My interview questions now include “What’s the least socially acceptable candy you eat regularly?”
     
  19. HotMic

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    I like candy corn mixed with peanuts.
     
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  20. Boo MFer!

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    For those that voted disgusting, what don’t you like? Too sugary? Texture?
     
  21. ShuPoor

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    Epstein didn't kill himself
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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    :dubioustrump:
     
  23. MoJo

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    It doesn't taste the least bit like corn so.....
     
  24. nofatchildren

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    Lmao.
     
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  25. beist

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    ....and so you see, my weakness of eating penis shaped lollipops is really a strength!
     
  26. BayouMafia

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    same, so I voted for lechnerd
     
  27. zeberdee

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    it's far from my favorite candy, but I don't think it's that bad.
     
  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    Yes
     
  29. BuckeyeRiot

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    This guy is a must hire, get him a laptop, cell phone, and fuel card ASAP.
     
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  30. herb.burdette

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    I double down, and like candy pumpkins even more.
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  31. BuckeyeRiot

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    Today is the day I learn I had lunch with a serial killer.
     
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  32. TC

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    That would be people who enjoy licorice
     
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  33. herb.burdette

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    Can’t stand black jelly beans either.
     
  34. BuckeyeRiot

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    Herb’s got a pack a day Necco wafer habit.
     
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  35. Truman

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    I think candy corn is pretty gross, but I cant help myself from eating it. I'll eat a few, and think "I can feel the sugar rotting my teeth" . Eat a few more and say "ok that's enough" then eat a few more and feel grossed out.

    Every. Time.
     
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  36. Ray McKigney

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    Voted Lechnerd is fat
     
  37. herb.burdette

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    Terrible as well, including those candy hearts at Valentines Day.

    Worst trick or treat candy, growing up as a kid near Pittsburgh, you inevitably would get some old person handing out Mallo Cups. Think they’re pretty regional, but it’s basically a Reese Cup filled with marshmallow goo.

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  38. cdaysker

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    This is the correct answer
     
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  39. Celemo

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    My A1C just went up just looking at those things
     
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  40. Schadenfred

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    2 pieces of candy corn: "This isn't so bad."

    5 pieces of candy corn: "Meh."

    10 pieces of candy corn: "This is the worst candy ever made."
     
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  41. Prospector

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    CC is always and has always been Meh
     
  42. BuckeyeRiot

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    These are actually currently in 2 out of 3 vending machines at my work.
     
  43. herb.burdette

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    There is a very weird local pride with Malo Cups because people claim they invented the design before Reese’s. Then people ignore how terrible they are and give them to kids on Halloween.
     
  44. herb.burdette

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    Buy one and see if the expiration date is from 1998.
     
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  45. dallasdawg

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    am i crazy for thinking those look kind of good
     
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  46. TC

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    Candy corn > Peeps
     
  47. Bo Pelinis

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    I’d fw them
     
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  48. BrickTamland

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    Candy corn would take up space that otherwise could be occupied by Reece’s pumpkins.

    So no.
     
  49. BuckeyeRiot

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    All I need are mailing addresses.
     
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  50. Bo Pelinis

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    But if Ohioans think they’re bad that gives me pause what with their affinity for chili spaghetti.
     
  51. BuckeyeRiot

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    But if what we like is gross/bad would conversely what we don’t like be wonderful?
     
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