LFC: We Conquered All of Europe, Now We’ve Stopped

Bayern are rattled AF

 

NoleNBlue (Ret.) this is embarrassing

 

Just kill me. Until we get these old heads off the board and actually get serious about changing the way we deal with transfers, we’re not going to be contenders for anything. They royally buttfuck the gift wrapped Wirtz negotiations and then yesterday go on record saying the goal for next season is to win the DFB Pokal. In real life, that’s a thing that happened. We’re going to get pantsed in the CWC and then we’re not going to pick up any transfer worth a fuck because we apparently have 150mil to spend on Wirtz but not on anyone else. This crew is stuck in the days when Bayern got any German player they wanted just because of the badge. Those days are long gone.

 

I saw that they will keep a balanced transfer budget and only Wirtz was worth exceeding a balanced incoming/outgoing. Pretty much just saying they're not going to try.

 

Exactly

 

I am in Ireland, and I guess hasn’t made its way to us news but a car ran into parade today. All over sky sports. The scene looks it was not good. No details yet. 53 year old (white) Brit male.

 

Yeah just saw it in the EPL thread. What the fuck man.

 

I hope everyone is ok. Haven’t seen any details

 

Bayern board just putting out the craziest rumors

 

These krauts are fucking furious

 

Seems like he tried to follow an ambulance and just ran over people due to drugs and being an asshole

 

Good to hear, could have been much worse

 

He is from Argentina but he plays for Italy. Need to consult a shaman to figure out if he is too Italian or not for Liverpool.

 

We're getting Julian, mate

 

It wouldn’t feel right to get wirtz, Julian, Kerkez, and frimpong…

 

Darwin to Atletico for £45m and Alvarez to Liverpool for £95m call it in to the commissioner

 

Inshallah

 

Smokescreen while we work on Julian

 

Chiesa song has seemingly replaced Liver Bird Upon My Chest as the song of the season

 

It’s a damn good song. A little too explicit to teach to the little ones but so good.

 

Bournemouth lose Huijsen and Kerkez to the two biggest clubs in the world and they’ll just find a couple more behind them just like Brighton do.

 

Brentford make approach for kelleher

Atleti wants to keep Julian per Fab.

 

So

Trent
Elliott
Kelleher
Darwin

Gone for sure

 

Not a huge fan of replacing Darwin with younger Darwin

 

Kostas, Chiesa, Morton, and Doak are for sure going I'd say. Then Diaz, Gomez, Jota, Endo, and Bajectic all likely to go. Then Quansah, Koumas, Robbo, and Konate as possible. Though I suspect Konate and Robertson stay.

 

No thanks not interested in Darwin 2.0

 

But does he know the offside rule?

 

We must keep Chiesa at all costs.

 

Start working out something that rhymes with Frimpong, lad

 

Lewis Steele says we want £50m for Quansah and £25 for Kelleher

 

More people out of the hospital

 

You hear that, Barcelona? No penny pinching will be tolerated.

 

That has fabricated leak written all over it

 

Bayern are too smart to pay what we’d ask. But I’ll sell him for one Grealish.

 

Would make sense for Elliott assuming he wants to learn German

 

40s and married same answer though

 

Bayern having a meltdown part ??