Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep because they slaughter them. AKA the big cat thread

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  1. Cabs

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    Someone saw this on the causeway going over mobile bay. The guy that filmed it says it was way bigger than a bobcat. No one has any idea where it came from
     
  2. Babou

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  5. Jax Teller

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    That is awesome.
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    I really enjoy the BJWT IG account.....but that guy is gonna get eaten soon. Right?
     
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  7. We$tTxO&G

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    bobcat fo sho
     
  8. timo

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  9. HOOSINSC

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    they call it a serengeti glory hole
     
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    Comfortable fart
     
  11. fucktx

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  15. southlick

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    Good news since the cheetah are rapidly becoming endangered
     
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  16. southlick

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    I'm sure the Chinese probably eat their toenails for something
     
  17. HOOSINSC

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    lions are so majestic
     
  18. arrdub

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    #longcat
     
  19. Tiffin

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  20. Hank Scorpio

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    Leopard just didn't give a fuck
     
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  21. NoNatty

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    Jesus.
     
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  22. George Costanza

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    A great fear of mine to one day come across a mountain lion while hiking alone :ohdear:
     
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  23. Pelican

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    Thought about that too many times and have run the scenarios through in my head. 100% of the time I survive and about 35% of the time I manage to seriously injure or even kill the mountain lion.
     
  24. Bert Handsome

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    Was this discussed here or elsewhere?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...r-chinese-zoo-climbed-enclosure-avoid-paying/

     
  25. George Costanza

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    Zhang sounds like an idiot and we can applaud Darwin's theory for cleaning up the mess
     
  26. FatGuyatthePool

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    As long as you were able to see them before they attacked and we're able to pull a knife or pepper spray or a rock you will probably win. But if that fucker has been jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree stalking you unnoticed... well at least you'll have a nice view as you get eaten from a tree someplace. Normally though they don't want to tangle with humans... kind of a risk vs reward situation for them
     
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  27. je ne suis pas ici

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    Rock vs Mountain Lion???

    Im gonna go with mountain lion
     
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  28. Larry Sura

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    I'd crush the mountain lion, like a worm.
     
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  29. dathalfnukkahd

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    Same
     
  30. spagett

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    That happened to me and a friend. It was way too big to be a bobcat, but it's basically one of the rarest things to see a mountain lion or cougar in the foothills of the Appalachian mountains. We just stood there like idiots and thankfully it ran away.
     
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  31. G46

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    I carry a 6 inch blade and a pistol (which i assume is illegal almost everywhere).
     
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  32. Beanh8er

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    Came across a Florida panther at about 2AM a couple of weeks ago. Went for a walk up my street and after about a half mile, I heard a hiss, got my flashlight out, and saw a huge cat slinking away into the bushes. Thank god they're pussies, and I didn't have my dog. Promptly turned around and went home.
     
  33. Sam Wainwright

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    Pretty sure this lady had to do some laundry

     
  34. FatGuyatthePool

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    Mountain lions are huge pussies... unless it attacks from a hidden vantage point or you have small children or animals with you then you're too risky of prey for it... they are smart enough to know we can fuck them up...
     
  35. War Grundle

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    Where abouts in FL?
     
  36. Beanh8er

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    Naples. There's a lot of forests and developed pastures in my part of town.
     
  37. Larry Sura

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    Down the rabbit hole of animal encounter vids.

     
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  38. John Blutarsky

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    I guess she did the right thing and just stood there?
     
  39. milquetoast

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    Jesus that's a lot of blood
     
  40. FatGuyatthePool

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    I think some of that may be piss
     
  41. FatGuyatthePool

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    An Akita as in the breed of dog??? Lol well, that'd be a great way to lose an Akita to a woodland predator
     
  42. southlick

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  43. NoNatty

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  44. CoastalOrange

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    He is absolutely going to die at the hands/mouth of one of them at some point but damn if I'm not jealous of his life up until that point.
     
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  45. Bankz

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    I was waiting for his hand to go missing at the end of that video.

    Amazing...