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  1. Jack Parkman

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    Lenny Dykstra Arrested -- Charged with Embezzlement

    4/15/2011 12:52 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

    MLB legend Lenny Dykstra was arrested at his home in Encino, CA last night after being targeted by the feds for allegedly embezzling more than $400k from his bankrupt estate ... TMZ has learned.

    According to the U.S. Attorney in L.A. ... 48-year-old Dykstra was arrested by local authorities and later charged with one felony count of embezzling from a bankruptcy estate.

    Officials claim Dykstra -- who filed for bankruptcy in 2009 -- "stole and destroyed more than $400,000 worth of property in the estate."

    FYI -- Dykstra is not legally allowed to sell off any of the items that make up the bankruptcy estate. The property must only be used to pay off debts to creditors and all transactions must be initiated by a court-appointed trustee.

    According to the criminal complaint -- Dykstra loaded up a ton of his expensive personal items into a U-Haul truck -- including furnishings and fixtures -- and sold them to an L.A. consignment store.

    Officials say Dykstra was also trying to discretely sell some of the estate's property on eBay and Craigslist ... including sports memorabilia.

    Dykstra is also accused of ripping out a $50,000 sink from his $18 million L.A. area mansion ... and installing it in his office in Camarillo.

    If convicted, Dykstra faces up to five years in federal prison.

    Story developing...




    Lenny Dykstra Suspected of Grand Theft Auto

    4/15/2011 1:20 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

    Lenny Dykstra is suspected of stealing automobiles ... this according to the LAPD.


    Cops tell TMZ ... before Dykstra was hit with embezzlement charges ... the former MLB star was arrested last night for purchasing vehicles through fraudulent means.

    We're told Dykstra had been targeted by authorities in an ongoing investigation.

    Dykstra's being held on $500,000 bail.
     
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  2. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    he's got the cheddar, bro
     
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    i enjoy seeing all the bums from the 90s phillies teams end up with destroyed lives
     
  5. Teflon Queen

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    darren daultons crazy ass beliefs are hilarious

    Daulton holds a series of beliefs related to conspiracies, occultism, and numerology. He maintains that the universe is created and sustained by numerical synchronicities, and that all matter is charged with vibrational energy, which has escaped human perception because it is extradimensional in origin. He believes that those who are conscious of this energy can manipulate it to affect reality in different ways, such as altering the weather. He also believes that the pyramids and Mayan temples were created by a lost civilization, and that people with knowledge of the workings of the system will "ascend" at the conclusion of the Mayan calendar on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m. (Greenwich Mean Time), vanishing into a new plane of existence.[5] He recently claimed in a televised interview with ESPN that he has "skipped through time" and undergone "astral travel" and will "blast into space."

    Daulton has authored a book on occultism and numerology, titled "If They Only Knew," published in 2007. In the book he discusses numerous aspects of occultism, referencing experts in the field, and his personal experiences
     
  6. Upton^2

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    saw a segment on dykstra on 60 minutes or something like that. seemed like such a fucking jackass
     
  7. HOOSINSC

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    Jesus a $50K sink?
     
  8. TheChad

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    Bet he had a dip in his mouth when he got arrested.
     
  9. BMR

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    lol
     
  10. Connor Norman

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    Lenny Dykstra is a legend?
     
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    daulton is pretty much fine now. I don't what the fuck he was on before.
     
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    Think it was real sports or whatever on hbo. So pretty much the 60 minutes of sports
     
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    Lenny Dykstra
    Charged with Indecent Exposure
    Over Craigslist Encounters

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    More trouble for Lenny Dykstra -- this time the troubled baseball great has been charged with indecent exposure for allegedly whipping out his dong for women he met on Craigslist.

    According to the L.A. City Attorney, Lenny allegedly went to Craigslist and posted ads for a personal assistant or housekeeping services ... but when the women arrived, Dykstra would "inform the women that the job also required them to give a massage and would expose himself to them."

    Officials say Dykstra pulled the XXX bait and switch at least 6 times.

    If convicted, Dykstra -- who's already in custody in L.A. on a MYRIAD of federal and state charges for allegedly doing all sorts of other bad stuff -- could face even more jail time.

    An arraignment is scheduled for September 7.
     
  16. 1

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    :roll:
     
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    I bet that Mets team Dykstra was on with Strawberry and Gooden was a fucking blast.
     
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  20. Irush

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    And that was locker room talk with Lenny Dykstra
     
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  21. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He's in Howard Stern occasionally. He makes outlandish claims about his sexual prowess.
     
  22. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Most shocking to me was that was once the purveyor of an $18 million estate.
     
  23. D. Silver

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    Leah thinking about it.
     
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  24. NoleNBlue

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    She's already dm'ed her blown out inner tube
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

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    what was the video
     
  26. fish

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    The slot, how's the slot?
     
  27. NoleNBlue

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    I got you fam

     
  28. Joe_Pesci

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    something tells me that wasn't the video
     
  29. NoleNBlue

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    The world will never know
     
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  31. NoleNBlue

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    My shit was more John Blaze than that. I got John Blaze shit.
     
  32. Jim Brockmire

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    He was recently at some run-down dive of a titty bar on 35 in Jersey a few months ago doing some kind of promotion.

    My reaction was the same. Cant believe he's still alive.
     
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  34. electronic

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    LOL indeed.
     
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  35. steamengine

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    He looks great!
     
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  37. dallasdawg

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    Motherfucking lol
     
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  38. Bill the Butcher

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    Who is his kid married to? Saw it a couple of weeks ago and mind was blown
     
  39. Sterling A

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    pleasant fella we got here boys


    • Dykstra liked to “leave a large amount of feces in the toilet . . . so he could hear the shrieks of the hotel’s grossed-out maids”.
    • He once told a female executive, in a meeting, that he had “impregnated three women in the same night and made them all get abortions.”
    • He tried to get an employee to falsify a document so he could get access to his son Cutter’s money.
    • There are additional details about his penchant for placing Craigslist ads and then exposing himself. One woman said that Dykstra grabbed her by the neck and pushed her head down to his groin, and told her she was going to see God.
    • The LAPD detective who arrested Dykstra called him a “total sociopath” and “among the top three most egregious criminals he’s come across in his 24 years on the force.”





    "I'm hotel guest of the year," Dykstra boasted to the Daily News as he brashly denied causing a ruckus or swiping towels, bed sheets and the receptionist's shades.

    "If you watch the camera you see it!" the hotel's exasperated owner Zach Erdem told The News in response. "He definitely took the sunglasses. It was crazy, very crazy. It's on the video!"

    According to Erdem, Dykstra checked into the small boutique hotel Friday for a two-night stay and quickly raised red flags.

    "I walked in the hotel downstairs, and I could smell marijuana smoke. It was all over the hotel. I checked all the doors because no one is supposed to smoke, and it was on the third floor, coming from his room," Erdem said.

    Erdem said Dykstra, who was nicknamed Nails during his playing days, was reminded the hotel had a strict no smoking policy but the warning had no effect.

    "He kept doing it all weekend. He was always drunk somehow. You couldn't have a nice conversation with him," Erdem said.


    He said Dykstra's room also kept ordering more towels and large ice buckets every couple hours. Erdem's brother received one of the requests at 3 a.m. and got a shock when he made the delivery, Erdem said.

    "A woman was like, 'Come in,' and she's fully naked. Oh my God, he wanted to leave, but she said, 'It's okay, don't worry about it,'" Erdem said.

    When it was time to check out, Dykstra allegedly stripped his room "naked" other than some "messy bulls---" left for the cleaning service, Erdem said.

    "Oh my God, that's the craziest party. The man leaves two suitcases — one was a laundry bag that doesn't even belong to us — and asked in his own handwriting that we ship them to his home," Erdem said.


    Erdem said he asked someone affiliated with Dykstra to open the bags. Inside, they found a pipe, hand soap, shoes and a pile of hotel linens, he claimed.

    "The suitcase was full of my towels and sheets. The laundry bag had two unopened bed sheets in it. The white one was mine but the brown one wasn't mine. I'm not even sure where he got it," he said.

    Erdem said he had no immediate plans to press charges.

    He posted the surveillance video on Instagram with the hashtags #lennydykstra #hamptons #gift and #enjoy.

    Dykstra, 54, had a different story to tell when reached by phone Wednesday.

    "There's no maid at that place, man. And no one speaks English. Towels pile up so what did I do for them? I gift wrap them and bring them to the front desk," he claimed.

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    Dykstra is seen in an Instagram video posted by the hotel’s owner. (@zacherdem via Instagram)
    "Steal the towels? I gift wrapped them. I told them towels were piling up. No maid is coming. No good deed goes unpunished," he continued. "I was doing them a favor. It's a joke, dude."

    Dykstra said he was in the area for a charity appearance.

    "I was doing charity work, bro, that's what I do. I'm a man of the people, bro," he said.

    Dykstra then claimed a hotel staffer "wandered" into his room at one point and was staring at a female "friend" taking a shower.

    "Scared the s--t out of her!" he claimed. "He was some pervert that worked there with steely eyes. They all look the same."

    He then called the upscale hotel a "s---hole."

    "I wouldn't pay two cents to stay there," he said.
     
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  42. Jack Parkman

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    Happy Friday or Saturday or whatever from Lenny Dykstra

     
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  43. Wu

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    This is one of those threads where I assume if it’s bumped it’s because they died
     
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    When Nails dies it’ll get its own thread
     
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    I need to know who his accomplice is that’s filmig that.
     
  46. Meth is one hell of a drug.
     
  47. Jack Parkman

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