LSU athletics funneling money through hospital

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  1. TrustyPatches

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  2. Taques

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    sounds extremely louisianian
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

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    I’d say give them the death penalty, but they already have Joe Alleva as AD.
     
  5. Pelican Grove

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    It's small potatoes -- I assumed they were going to link this to certain players.
     
  6. Fudd

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  9. Larry Sura

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    Is everyone cheating at everything? I need to reavaluate my choices.
     
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  10. THF

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    Did they learn nothing from Missouri and UNC??

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    Need to shut down the football program, obviously
     
  13. Corky Bucek

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    Based on those tweets I believe the school’s entire Athletic Department should receive the death penalty.
     
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    Man y’all are just shady as fuck bigjrock

    2012 class huh? Gonna guess it’s either Kwon Alexander or Danielle Hunter
     
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  16. Eathan Edwards

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    Hopefully they are smart and ethical enough to fully comply with the investigators like the fine gentlemen that run Ole Miss athletics.
     
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    Forfeit their last played game and all is forgiven imo

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  18. bigjrock

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  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    So gonna be funny when Coach O is at his second SEC with crippling NCAA sanctions
     
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    Well duh...
     
  22. IvanTheTerrible

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  23. steamengine

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    That kind of behavior is nothing to just shake a red stick at!
     
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  24. DeToxRox

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    LSU is going to just yell HIPAA
     
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    Hmm .. coincidence?

     
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  26. IvanTheTerrible

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    Dickie V went on a local BR sports show this morning. It quickly turned into a shitshow.

     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    This is not surprising given LSU’s current signing class and their current head coach. Obviously something is afoot
     
  29. Taques

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    some crazy cajuns using an actual hospital as a money laundering vehicle for ed orgeron still makes me laugh to this day
     
  30. SC

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    Stealing from kids with cancer to pay for croots is peak #ItJustMeansMore.
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    Or LSU football gives you cancer and the hospital is simply reinvesting
     
  32. HOOSINSC

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    just another day in louisiana
     
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  33. Futureman

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    Hope they say fuck the NCAA and just make a large donation to the children’s hospital.
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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  35. Mix

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    Time to vacate that Fiesta Bowl
     
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  36. tylerdolphin

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    LSU stealing the proud Miami tradition of boosters embezzling money to pay players. Sad.
     
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  37. Futureman

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    Lmbo oh coaches snitchin now huh? Dude knows he works for Dan Mullen right
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    Did you see his other write-ups about how great players almost went to Michigan then didn’t
     
  39. Futureman

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    They didn’t want money tainted players. They recruited student athletes who wanted to be Michigan Men.
     
  40. kslim

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    Think about how many corn dogs that money could’ve bought
     
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  41. Pharm

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    Somehow insurance will cover this, but not my CT scan.
     
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  42. bertwing

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    I have no doubt bigjrock was involved in this disgusting scheme
     
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  43. Gritty Badger

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    Member all the SEC fans who said it was sour grapes and not dirty crootin’ when we said Patrick Peterson got 75k and his dad a job.

    I member
     
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  44. bertwing

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    LSU hired Kristian Fulton’s dads catering company to use on official visits and threatened to terminate their business with him if he didn’t deliver his son
     
  45. Craig Pettis

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    I’m all for dirty cruitin and whatnot but using kids with cancer to launder money is a leaux bleaux
     
  46. Futureman

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    1. Get rid of the amateur athletics status
    2. Eradicate the NCAA
    3. Pay the players
    4. Dudes will stop stealing from children with cancer to funnel money to players.