LSU athletics funneling money through hospital

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  1. Arkadin

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    Yeah, because Miami definitely didn't offer something similar :laugh:
     
  2. Gritty Badger

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    Yup exactly. Our rogue booster even told investigators he couldn’t match the SEC offer
     
  3. JGator1

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    It’s all a conspiracy against Miami dreamt up by the SEC version of Soros
     
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  4. SC

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    If your boosters can’t match $75k and a job, what are you even doing?
     
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  5. Clown Baby

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    Not being relevant to the national title conversation since 2003
     
  6. Gritty Badger

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    Well this was 2008 right in the middle of the financial crisis but yeah I think it’s pretty obvious our boosters can’t and haven’t been able to keep up with the bag game. We are a ladies tennis school now
     
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  7. G46

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    Umm...what?
     
  8. bertwing

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    75k was a fucking bargain for Patrick Peterson
     
  9. Arkadin

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    Or maybe there were two similar offers on the table and Patrick Peterson had a brain so he went to the better school
     
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  10. Arkadin

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    Definitely no sour grapes on Miami fans part in the year of our Lord (Patrick Peterson) 2019
     
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  11. Gritty Badger

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    There weren’t. HTH
     
  12. gus_chiggins

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    I find it pretty hard to believe that UM couldn’t come up with $75K because of the 2008 financial crisis
     
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  13. Arkadin

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    That's like right in the middle of Nevin Shapiro dropping his Ponzi scheme cash all over the place too
     
  14. Doc Louis

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    Donna Shalala is nothing if not frugal
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm just happy the economy started to come back under Obama in 2010 so Auburn could afford $180,000 for Cam Newton

    Thanks Obama
     
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  16. Gritty Badger

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    Congrats on being a dummy :loldog:
     
  17. Taques

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    yes
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    ehhh probably not
     
  18. Gritty Badger

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    Yup Nevin was buying free dinners and bottle service and abortions but admitted he couldn’t afford SEC bags in his interviews with the NCAA
     
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  19. Arkadin

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    He spent millions. 75k isn't shit compared to what he spent
     
  20. Gritty Badger

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    You think he spent millions on UM athletics? :loldog: another dummy over here
     
  21. Arkadin

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    I'm sure you know better

    Miami booster Nevin Shapiro, convicted of securities fraud and money laundering from a Ponzi scheme in 2010 and currently serving a 20-year prison sentence, allegedly used investor funds to finance donations to the University of Miami's athletic program, and claims that he gave an estimated $2 million in prohibited benefits to at least 72 current or former football/basketball players and coaches from 2002 to 2010. The Yahoo! Sports report alleges that Shapiro, through his donations, violated at least four major NCAA bylaws:
     
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  22. Gritty Badger

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    Lol, total benefits to football players who were prospective students at the time ended up being under $25k.

    Nevin lies a lot FYI
     
  23. Arkadin

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    interesting person to cite on your end then :idk:
     
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  24. Redav

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    Dude is still salty about a recruitment from 12 years ago
     
  25. gus_chiggins

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    Congrats on being poor
     
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  26. IvanTheTerrible

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    My sauces say he was offered 80k.

    Also, I'm pretty sure Fournette got somewhere in the neighborhood of 200k to go to LSU.
     
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  27. GoodForAnother

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    Why can’t we cheat. It seems way more fun.
     
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  28. Taques

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  29. GoodForAnother

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    See that’s what I’m talking about
     
  30. LSU90

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  31. dallasdawg

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  33. devine

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    This isn’t cheating That’s called wanting to play for future hall of famer bob huggins
     
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  34. Jack Parkman

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    I don’t follow college b-ball but didn’t LSU stand by wade even after it was obvious he was guilty as shit at paying kids?
     
  35. devine

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    Yes
     
  36. JohnLocke

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    They won't do shit about it
     
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  38. HotMic

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    So we’ve got a coach covering up rape, a basketball coach paying recruits and a former player giving payments to current players.

    Quite the SEC trifecta.
     
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  39. i am a bammer

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    I guess winning a natty before getting the death penalty is a good way to go out, good run #LSU Tigers
     
  40. AbeFroman

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    Well, I'm certainly glad the team that I'm a fan of doesn't engage in this sort of uncouth behavior. Appalling.
     
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  41. steamengine

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    Throw in some child molestation they might get a B1G invite!
     
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  42. Fran Tarkenton

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    thread title is still the best of the lot

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  43. Jake Scott

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    And O is openly whining about OU and UGA having recruits on campus last weekend... Lots of self-awareness...
     
  44. b7

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    Ohio State is getting ready to self impose a bowl ban and fire their coach for the LSU transgressions.
     
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  45. BayouMafia

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    if you're going to cheat, cheat to win

    also the death penalty only applies to small schools
     
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  46. skiedfrillet

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    this will definitely go a long way in helping me forget what LSU did to clemson on the national stage

    i think we can all agree that game needs to be stricken from the record books and nullified
     
  47. wes tegg

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    It’s genuinely astounding that this story didn’t preface every mention of LSU since it became public.
     
  48. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Loss seemed normal to me. :idk:
     
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  49. steamengine

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    Approximately half of male LSU grads are named John Paul.
     
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  50. Nandor the Relentless

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    All they need to uncover is a bunch more rapes and a murder and then we’ll really have a stew going