Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser

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  1. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I'm 99% sure he made that shit up. The dude has lied about everything.
     
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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    "Cousin Fucker"
     
  3. Eathan Edwards

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    100% - I've talked to multiple people that host/attend the DC sex parties and all have laughed at the aspect of Madison ever being invited or attending.

    I'm sure he probably has seen some people do blow though.
     
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  5. WC

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    Haven’t read this article but the tweet does raise an interesting point. Even young members like AOC made it to 20 or 25 before cell phones were truly everywhere. I’m not trying to turn this into a “we all so dumb shit when we’re young” excuse, but just imagining the stuff on video eventual elected officials will have from younger days right now, in 4K HD, is scary.

     
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  6. Emma

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    Easy solution for that: don't be a homophobic asshole only to shocked Pikachu face it when a video of you swaffling your cousin's face is released
     
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  7. WC

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    Specific to this thread, sure. I guess I was more just wondering about generic future politicians who will have to answer for weird/dumb/gross videos of them in their teens.
     
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  8. steamengine

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    Exactly why only nerds (and moving forward incels) can run for office now.
     
  9. Eathan Edwards

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    This came across my feed and immediately thought Madison Cawthorn

     
  10. repoocs

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    Today I learned a new verb.
     
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  11. CoastalOrange

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    Swaffling is completely new to me. Actually scared to Google it until using my incognito window.
     
  12. repoocs

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    Well I'll be damned, from urban dictionary:

     
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  13. Hank Scorpio

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    I just assumed they invited him for the handicap novelty or so he'd bring his (now ex) wife.
     
  14. Eathan Edwards

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    yea I assumed the wife being passed around was a possibility and he might just voyeur in the corner but I asked a few people and it wasn't a thing.
     
  15. Gunners

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    Smart phones are not the reason his life should be ruined, there’s plenty of times phones/social media paint half truths at best but this ain’t it
     
  16. bertwing

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    You got some compromising videos out there too don’t you

    DC is just a cesspool of sexual deviants and gunny is no different folks
     
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  17. Gunners

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    Squat cobbling is my thing but don’t hold it against me
     
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  18. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’m just waiting on the one where he drops the hard R because I would wager substantial money it exists
     
  19. Eathan Edwards

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    At the pace he's going there's probably video of him getting railed by a black dude
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    would the people who they are trying to turn against him care if that surfaced?
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’d probably gain more support from them. “He’s still like us!”
     
  22. CoastalOrange

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    No, they wouldn't.

    Railed by a white dude? Maybe. Railed by a black dude? They might finally care.
     
  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They’d obviously claim it was rape.
     
  24. bertwing

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    Not that there’s anything wrong with that

    electronic
     
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  25. electronic

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    Can’t tell if you’re being weird and emotional again.
     
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  26. bertwing

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    projection!
     
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  27. electronic

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    Bart -

    I’m sorry I correctly pointed out that one of your dumbshit posts was racist, sexist, and/or ableist. Unfortunately, I cannot remember where exactly I angered you, because all of your posts are indistinguishably bad and run together. Regardless, I hope that we can move forward in our mutual undying love for Sam Pittman.

    Yours in Christ,

    electronic
     
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  28. bertwing

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    Think you forgot a few “ist” words to incorrectly cry about
     
  29. electronic

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    Can now tell that you’re being weird and emotional.
     
  30. NilesIrish

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    Would he feel it?

    that’s an honest question.
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Not with that duct tape looking stuff blocking his ass crack.
     
  32. Lip

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    Everytime you say this shit, it just cracks me up that you’ve apparently seen some of these people fucking:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_congressional_delegations_from_California

    Congress isn’t exactly known for having attractive members.
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    True story: Barney Frank’s nipples were hard and protruding through his shirt because he was recalling the time he tongue-punched Eathan Edwards ’ fartbox in a DC orgy scrum.
     
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  34. Eathan Edwards

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    In his fucking dreams
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    [​IMG]
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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  40. IV

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    and he’s about to get re-elected
     
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  41. JonathanCoachman

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    I’m not sure if I should find it hilarious or terrifying that Republicans have bred so much insanity into their voters with all the culture war shit that they no longer have the ability to control them.

    Sort of reminds me of Jurassic Park but with bigots instead of dinosaurs.
     
  42. WC

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    Bigots….uh….find a way
     
  43. Phil Connors

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  44. Doc Louis

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    It's true. Just look at the Nebraska republican primary. Willing to vote for the guy who sexually assaulted like 7 or 8 women, including the state senator who used to be a cornhusks volleyball player.
     
  45. JonathanCoachman

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    It seems insane in todays climate that Doug Jones actually beat Roy Moore in that special election. If an exact duplicate of that election were to happen today, Roy Moore wins 65-35. It only took three years for Jones to lose to shitty Tubs 60-40.

    It’s pretty funny how good things have happened to every school shortly after Tuberville left town. If Alabama were to vote him out in four years, I bet Alabama would discover Unobtainium the day his successor is sworn in.
     
  46. nexus

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    lusting after your own daughter is one thing but god damn it we draw the line at cousin fucking
     
  47. JonathanCoachman

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    Donald is allowed to fuck Ivanka, but not you Mary Trump!
     
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