Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by brolift, Jun 24, 2020.

  1. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    600,000 rubles a year
     
  2. shit

    if he made an onlyfans he could make millions in a couple of days
     
  3. add two more zeros and i'm in !
     
  4. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton 6ft in Boots
    Donor
    Wake Forest Demon Deacons

    Cawthorn will get paid a lot by AEI or the Heritage Foundation

    he is as mainstream as mainstream republican gets
     
    steamengine likes this.
  5. dont all of the powerful republicans hate him?
     
    BellottiBold likes this.
  6. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton 6ft in Boots
    Donor
    Wake Forest Demon Deacons

    I don't think so. January 6th of last year he had a prominent position speaking before the POTUS. Had committee roles. And was a featured speaker at the RNC national convention.

    Regardless, the Base likes loves him; and anyone that has been paying attention the past 6 years to American news the Republican party is going the way of "the Base".
     
  7. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    Okay 600,000.00 rubles per year.
     
  8. fuck
     
  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    Seriously question, can his dick get hard? I didn't bother watching that video of him face blasting his cousin in detail.
     
  10. probably a better question for Eathan Edwards
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    Slide up in his ex wife’s DMs and ask
     
  12. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    Fran Tarkenton likes this.
  13. pez

    pez Competent
    Staff
    SMU Mustangs

    shrimp boat captain
     
  14. Constant

    Constant Meh
    Donor
    Detroit PistonsMichigan WolverinesDetroit Red WingsDetroit Lions

    First mate imo.
     
    ARCO, Russellin4885, Taffy and 3 others like this.
  15. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesDallas CowboysNational LeagueAvengersBarAndGrill

    All these responses to what does he do now and not a single one of you said his cousin
     
    bertwing, ARCO, 40wwttamgib and 10 others like this.
  16. Constant

    Constant Meh
    Donor
    Detroit PistonsMichigan WolverinesDetroit Red WingsDetroit Lions


    I almost added "his cousin is his first mate" but sadly I didn't.
     
  17. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    *His cousin’s face
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    He's going to make millions being wheel chair Hitler on OAN
     
    40wwttamgib, Snakes and HoosDaMan like this.
  19. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

  20. jbr

    jbr Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    “Why do I keep having wild drug fueled Hollywood foursomes with my wife and her porn star girlfriends and how can I make sure as many people know about it on TMB as possible without seeming like a one trick pony?”
     
    bertwing, Struggler, Lip and 18 others like this.
  21. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    I think it was "can Madison Cawthorn get erect?"
     
    Lip, Hokeamania and ~ taylor ~ like this.
  22. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Not as weird as I thought. Did you use private mode anyway?
     
  23. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
    Donor TMB OG

    Private? Why?
     
  24. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
    Donor TMB OG
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsNew Jersey DevilsNew York Red BullsLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    I have no idea. One day when I die and my kids search my search history “Madison Cawthorn’s erevtion” won’t be on it.
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
    Donor TMB OG

    I search as many weird things as I can to hide the really weird stuff that I actually want to see. I'm flooding the zone with crazy searches!
     
  26. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
    Donor

    I go private when I don't want my phone suggesting things related to what I'm looking up
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

    Eathan Edwards Well-Known Member
    Donor
    New Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsMississippi Rebels

    My hypothetical kids would understand - and also probably pursue said question because I feel like we all need to know definitively
     
  28. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor

    Seriously. People are acting like the fucking lunatics who made Donald Trump the president have red lines when it comes to behavior.
     
    42yard, Lip, BellottiBold and 6 others like this.
  29. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
    Donor
    Michigan Wolverines

    I'd appreciate these nudes a little more

     
  30. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    In 100 years what do you think is more famous, Sarah Palin, or Lisa Ann’s portrayal of Sarah Paylin?
     
  31. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
    Donor

  32. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
    Donor TMB OG
    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    He's going to OD in about 2 weeks I'll guess.
     
  33. Constant

    Constant Meh
    Donor
    Detroit PistonsMichigan WolverinesDetroit Red WingsDetroit Lions

    "Dark MAGA". Wow, that's a term.
     
  34. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
    Donor

    This isn’t even you being cheeky. That’ll happen.
     
  35. Emma

    Emma ope and uffdas
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

  36. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    Might be the first time in recorded history where a Republican has associated the word dark with something they claim is good.
     
  37. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
    Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    It wasn’t that long ago that the “intellectual right” was writing articles like “was the Empire really the bad guys in Star Wars?”
     
  38. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    You’re forgetting about the Intellectual Dark Web.
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
    Donor TMB OG
    Tennessee VolunteersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLiverpool


    Can’t believe there was unethical trading in Let’s Go Brandon Coin
     
  40. JonathanCoachman

    JonathanCoachman The Coach
    Donor
    EvertonSouth Carolina Gamecocks

    Can't wait for the inevitable Coffeezilla Youtube video about this.
     
    Troy Barnes, Fudd, and 4 others like this.
  41. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
    Donor TMB OG
    North Carolina State WolfpackAtlanta BravesCarolina PanthersCarolina HurricanesUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Would imagine a not small number of elected chuds engaged in this exact same transaction timeline
     
  42. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    good, everyone who bought those stupid fucking things deserved to have their money fleeced.

    let's go brandon coins? :yaoface:
     
  43. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
    Donor TMB OG
    Indiana HoosiersNotre Dame Fighting IrishChicago CubsIndianapolis ColtsPittsburgh PenguinsReal MadridTool

    anyone that’s ever uttered that phase un-ironically deserves to have it carved into their foreheads Inglorious Bastards style
     
  44. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
    Staff Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrillPoker

    I’m still hodling!

    diamond hands!
     
  45. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida Gators

    What a sucker. Everyone knows MAGAcoin is the one going to the moon!
     
  46. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNational League

  47. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesNew Orleans PelicansDallas CowboysBirmingham Legion

  48. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
    Donor TMB OG
    North Carolina State WolfpackAtlanta BravesCarolina PanthersCarolina HurricanesUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    Fun reminder that Our Boy Madi is still a giant pile of shit on wheels
     
  49. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
    Donor TMB OG
    Tennessee VolunteersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLiverpool

    I'm sure he can find a niche lobbying against the ADA in Peter Thiel's outfit of other loser Nazis.