Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser

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  1. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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  2. JGator1

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    He’ll be fine but we can still dream of employers discriminating against him as a handicapped individual because the master race doesn’t include cripples.
     
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    You needed a reminder?
     
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    Honestly I’d forgotten he existed
     
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    I’d have to double check with our in house lawyer wes tegg but I’m pretty sure it’s legal to discriminate against white supremacists.
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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    Time to spill the beans about who wanted to fuck your Red Sparrow issued wife for money. I believe he claimed he was the CEO of a house flipping company that didn't exist before he was elected to Congress.
     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    The chicken legged dipshit with extra magazines strapped to his stomach, who has to hold his rife above his shoulder to let Madison clear the room first without it being aimed at the back of our protagonists head shouting, "Clear 4" really makes the whole piece sing.
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Lol JFC lol
     
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  12. fattus

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    What the fuck?
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

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    Can you just charge RWNJs $75-125 a pop to clear a mocked up crack house with tiny rooms?

    If so, I'm looking for investors. Dm for dets
     
  14. Eathan Edwards

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    You could probably raise the money overnight if once they got into the room you just locked it and left them there.
     
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  15. Barves2125

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    Allow for tips/gratuity and have a former Special Operations serviceman tell them "You would've made a hell of a Navy Seal" on the way out the door and you're basically printing money.
     
  16. Eathan Edwards

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    Photo op with Trump wax statue for an extra $100
     
  17. dblplay1212

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    That cosplaying mf'er was in Congress when he was 25. We're such a stupid country.
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm pretty pissed at y'all for putting this shit open sourced. My dream of owning a former crack house where PATRIOTS, go to take pictures of themselves murdering mannequins of homeless drug addicts/democratic voters in their sleep is ruined.
     
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  19. Eathan Edwards

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  21. Detlef Schrempf

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    Thankful those terrorist hideouts have ADA compliant wide door frames
     
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  22. Eathan Edwards

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    Now we got a stew going chuckmasterflex

    Invite him to the opening but have the doors a couple inches shy of ADA.
     
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  23. Eric The Viking

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    These are all over the place in Georgia, due to the film industry and the need for people in front of a camera needing to look like they know what they’re doing, if they’re hired for a spec ops role.
     
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  24. JonathanCoachman

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    Getting chills thinking about Madi doing the Todd Beamer “Let’s Roll” before clearing the area of enemy combatants.
     
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  25. Detlef Schrempf

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    Would have to wait for the flight attendant to get the chair
     
  26. JonathanCoachman

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    Little do you know that Madi is a prophet with a direct line to the Easter Bunny.

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    Does it even need to be a real spec ops vet? Throw a dummy page with an actor's photos on Facebook and they'll believe any lie he tells them.
     
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  28. Buns

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    Lmao. Not sure you’ll ever see a better post in 3 words or less.
     
  29. —

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    Rivaling “Would Mash” and “meal team six”
     
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  30. Nandor the Relentless

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    Suck his wax dick for another $1K
     
  31. 40wwttamgib

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    that is hilariously pathetic
     
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  32. ono

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    I've watched that 20 times and just noticed the fake pew-pew Maddy gives the "target" laying in bed at the very end and now I'm laughing harder than ever.
     
  33. Constant

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    My favorite part is the little "yeah!!" head bob the first guy out gives the camera.
     
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  34. ashy larry

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    me in the group chat this morning:

    “someone said wheel team six””
     
  35. Mister Me Too

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    You expect us to believe that you didn’t take credit for it?

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  36. ashy larry

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    not ashamed to borrow material for the GC but…

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  37. repoocs

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    Right there is a man who always puts the shopping cart back in the corral when nobody's looking because it's just the right thing to do.
     
  38. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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  39. repoocs

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  40. Phil Connors

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    He could always be a lumberjack
     
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    This immediately reminding me of the monty python lumberjack skit which makes all too much sense for Madison
     
  42. yaywaffles

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    clear!
     
  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    We always had a "no Oddjob" rule because you had to manually aim down to hit him
     
  44. Daniel Ocean

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    The smug looks at the end as if they accomplished something is great.
     
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  45. brolift

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    cosplay is real work
     
  46. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Lumbar-jacked
     
  47. Constant

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    :golfclap:
     
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  48. fattus

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    So does he just declare bankruptcy, get a clean slate, then roll on to his failed career as a motivational speaker?