Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser

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  1. JonathanCoachman

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    It’ll be something gross where he lies about doing gay conversion therapy and is now completely hetero thanks to Jesus (and his mouthwatering lean torso that got him through so many hard times).
     
  2. Handcuffed

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    edit, nvmd, just an illusion
     

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  3. slogan119

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    “It’s an illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money - orrrrrr candy!”
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

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    Funny thing is that if his fake real estate company actual did real estate the time he was in office and used that money well, he’d have made a killing. Bad luck, bud.
     
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  6. Josey Wales

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    Twitter wormhole got me on Monica Crowleys account. Gonna guess she served under the trump admin. Just totally vapid moron who sounds unqualified to be asst treasury Secretary. It’s a little confusing to read serious titles on the account of dumbasses but I’ll get used to it.
     
  7. HoosDaMan

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    She wrote a book a couple years back and got busted for plagiarism.
     
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  8. Lip

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    bullshit title. Asst Treasury Secretary “for public affairs”
     
  9. Eathan Edwards

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    With all the orgies going on - having a strong Assistant Treasury Secretary for Public Affairs is critical or things can really get out of hand.
     
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  10. Lip

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    You’re confused - that’s a job for the Assistant Treasury Secretary for Pubic* Affairs
     
  11. Josey Wales

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    Idk if you’re suggesting anything but if you told me mnuchins wife was boned a buncha dudes I’d say no shit
     
  12. CaneKnight

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    Watching the GOP turn on him after he told the media about their sex parties is pretty fucking funny. Like they went all out on ruining his career after he told everyone that they're a bunch of nasty old freaks who have orgies. Ruthless stuff
     
  13. Snakes

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    Him leaving kevin mccarthy's office with a red face very clearly from crying was laugh out loud funny.
     
  14. CaneKnight

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    It really is incredible how baby shit soft all these dudes are. Trump absolutely destroyed these dudes because he knew they were all bitches. All that fake tough guy bravado they have is a facade. He knew because he's just like them he just had the balls to call them out on it.
     
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  15. Eathan Edwards

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    It's sacred ground - going all out against Cawthorn after saying what he said was probably the most unanimous/bipartisan action we'll see in our lifetimes.
     
  16. CaneKnight

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    I'm not even sure it was bipartisan because the GOP pretty much made sure the Democrats didn't have to do shit. They wanted him out of the paint. The GOP doing an all out assault on someone who was a true believer was shocking, the Nazi lets slip about the orgies and immediately got his nuts cut off by the party. What's hilarious is that pretty much confirms everything he said was true. Man, these people were so mad at him, they released tapes of him being naked doing sus shit with his own family members. They don't even go that low on democrats currently in office.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Clown

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    If you were dumb enough to vote him in you don't deserve constituent services
     
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  18. brolift

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    "we gotta get rid of this nerd. he doesn't know we're just doing a bit"
     
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  19. NilesIrish

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    She is the stock photo for “Republican woman”.
     
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  20. Butthead

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    I liked when he said there were cocaine parties but he wasn't invited and if he had been, he'd say no
     
  21. fsugrad99

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    and that was like first thing that made the GOP seem cool
     
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  22. WC

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    He’s gonna run for governor in ‘24 and I can’t wait.
     
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  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Well, maybe roll for Governor
     
  24. Lip

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    at least he can call Abbott for some office decorating/design advice
     
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  25. CaneKnight

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    No shot, he would need the party apparatus to do that and he’s currently persona non grata
     
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  26. WC

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    Oh the party will definitely back our current LT Gov, Mark Robinson, who is just Cawthorne but black and with functional legs. But Mads will probably try.

    I’m hopeful our current Gov, Roy Cooper, will go for a senate seat since his governor eligibility is up and he’s proven he can win statewide. Dems will likely send our current AG, Josh Stein, for the governor job but he’s a shakier candidate.
     
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  27. skiedfrillet

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    you know a little too much about what Madison Crawford is planning on doing don't you WC, or should i say @MC ??
     
  28. WC

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    Does knowing his last name qualify as too much?
     
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  29. NineteenNine

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    I need to see this.
     
  30. Killy Me Please

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    Apparently he refused to do gay stuff unless it was with his cousin.
     
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  31. El Tiburon

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    If it’s family, it’s not gay.
     
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  32. Tangman

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    have you seen Bo Hines ads lately? Wasn’t sure if you’d see them in your area.
     
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  33. Lawnole23

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    Faith. Family. Fascism.
     
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  34. El Tiburon

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    And facefucking.
     
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  35. WC

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    Fortunately we don’t have cable, so I don’t see many political ads at all. Mostly Budd and Beasley when we’re on the antenna for sports or on the radio. He and Nickel are getting lots of news coverage tho.
     
  36. Tobias

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    i wish we had a normal lt gov so roy coulda ran for senate this year. beasley is going to get smoked and roy woulda easily won. doubt he’ll run in 26
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    if fucking your face is wrong, well boo I don’t wanna be right
     
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  38. Tangman

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    well they stuck Apex in 13 this year and this runs nonstop basically:

     
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  39. Eathan Edwards

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    My poly-wing party already influencing Daniel Ocean
     
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  40. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Im in 2 for now so maybe I’m being spared since Deborah Ross isn’t really being challenged.
     
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  41. WC

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    Our Baby Mads is taking buzz ball and going to…..Florida? I guess when western NC isn’t MAGA enough for you there’s only so many places you can go.

     
  42. Gaknight

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    2 yrs in Congress being enough to grift a $1 million home. Must be nice.
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    He already had some sus real estate setups before getting in congress
     
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  44. DuffandMuff

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    I see he has three pending court dates.

    Any lesser privileged individual would probably be rotting in jail on one of those charges, unable to make bail.
     
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  45. Lip

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    yeah - he comes from money. Probably unrelated
     
  46. Lip

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    Pretty funny he bought a house in Cape Coral and then immediately got blasted by a Hurricane. Fuck em