Madison Cawthorn - White Nationalist

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  1. slogan119

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    Does Texas use this loophole to pay Abbott less?
     
  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:

    Maybe Pelosi can pass a bill to pay Madison 8,000 a year (3.34*40*50) vs the 170,000 he's entitled to earn if he could walk
     
  3. texasraider

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    My cousin has a very rare genetic disorder. It’s similar to downs in some ways. He also has aspergers and doesn’t understand the concept of money.

    He’s been working at the same McDonalds for 25 years cleaning tables, floors, taking the trash out, etc.

    His boss started paying for his assisted living apartment about 20 years ago as well as a more than a fair wage. And my cousin would rather be working than doing anything else other than watching the weather on the nightly news. He’s also been memorizing the forecast for all major cities in the USA Today for as long as I can remember and will gladly tell you the five day forecast for any city.
     
  4. Nandor the Relentless

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    Yeah but will he comment on social media accounts for the weather girls?
     
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  5. texasraider

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    It’s possible
     
  6. SC

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  7. Gallant Knight

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    Like how major of a city? New York and Chicago? Or can he tell me what’s going down in Des Moines next Tuesday
     
  8. texasraider

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    Whatever cities the USA Today lists in their forecast page.
     
  9. WC

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  10. The Banks

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    He reminds me of the guy in devine’s avatar
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    Dexter?
     
  12. The Banks

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    Never seen it.
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    lol it’s about a serial killer that kills serial killers. I thought that’s why you said it.
     
  14. The Banks

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    Well that just makes sense
     
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  15. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Basically a right of passage for career politicians. MC was just a narcissistic scumbag. Now he’s officially a politician.
     
  16. El Tiburon

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    I’m not trying to victim shame here, but how in the fuck did this guy “force” women to sit in his lap? Take one step sideways and you’re automatically in a safe zone.
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Appears to still have upper body strength to Yank a woman down or just guilt the fuck outta them
     
  18. The Banks

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    One of his MOs was to drive a girl out to a secluded spot and lock the doors. He’d get handsy and with the implication the girls would do as he said.
     
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  19. Taffy

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    The implication?
     
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  20. slogan119

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    I don’t like that you keep using that word
     
  21. Nole0515

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    Why couldnt he had just dies in that car wreck
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

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    oh my
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    obviously is they say no it’s no but they won’t
     
  24. The Banks

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  25. ashy larry

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    good thread about patrick henry college. special fucking place.
     
  26. EdmondDantes

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    if I were to rank the problems with this guy, that stupid fucking jacket he wears would still be top 3.
     
  27. The Banks

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    1. Chronic sexual assaulter
    2. Shitty jacket
    3. Complete moron

    ???
     
  28. DuffandMuff

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    1. Serial sexual assaulter
    2. Racist
    3. Grade school signature
     
  29. 40wwttamgib

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    4. Madison is a girls name
     
  30. Butthead

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    So this kid was homeschooled? That explains a lot actually
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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    Real shame that she's almost assuredly a despicable person

     
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  32. El Tiburon

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    I can only assume she's frigid and therefore doesn't worry about having sex with him.
     
  33. Gunners

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    not sure if posted but this was a good read. My favorite part is he's paralyzed because he and the driver tried switching seats with the car moving

     
  34. dblplay1212

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    "His seat... to push" had to be on purpose.
     
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  35. Cornfed Buffalo

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  36. The Banks

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  37. Butthead

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    this kid is perpetually stuck in 16 year old wrestler mentality
     
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  38. The Banks

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    Also there’s probably a good tree stand joke in here.
     
  39. slogan119

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    Pissed because the tree was standing fully upright
     
  40. chuckmasterflex

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    Not going generate any power unless he turns his hips through it
     
  41. Bruce Wayne

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    My meat as soon as my wife leaves the house
     
  42. audrew

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  43. Detlef Schrempf

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    Madison Cawthorn:

    US Congressman or member of The Babysitters Club?
     
  44. Andy Reocho

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    Yea but if they're willing to do it, why is it a problem

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  45. Detlef Schrempf

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    Can we pay Madison Cawthorn $3.34 an hour to be a congressman? I get that that’s still an overpay, but I feel like it’s at least a start
     
  46. The Banks

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    Detlef Schrempf: deficit hawk
     
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  47. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’m not here to mortgage our future for Madison Cawthorn to make $15 an hour.
     
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  48. Bruce Wayne

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    This guy is such a fucking moron

     
  49. The Banks

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  50. The Banks

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    Also gas prices go up in the spring, also gas prices go up when we are coming out of a pandemic and people are traveling more and getting their jobs back.