Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser & Bad Driver

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  1. Butthead

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    he needs to learn to just scribble the last few letters like an adult
     
  2. Butthead

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    honestly trump's signature was kind of badass. reminded me a little of the judas priest logo
     
  3. Futureman

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    Just wanted to slide in and say fuck Stephanie Bice. Kendra Horn was the GOAT Congresswoman and it took the most dark money ever poured into an Oklahoma Congressional race for Stephanie to unseat her. Fuck you Stephanie, you sandbagging airhead.
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

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    So he said he was training for the Paralympics and I’m afraid to inform you that he was lying about that as well
     
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  5. Redav

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    Who are the people that elected this monster
     
  6. Tobias

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    asheville is a blue dot in a red wasteland. lotta hill people around there
     
  7. kennypowers

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    Western North Carolina is a whole lot of baptist churches, food lions, and dollar generals.
     
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  8. Taques

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    i thought you were a man of culture
     
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  9. Tobias

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    ingles is lovely
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    Maybe he just meant he learned how to use a wheelchair?
     
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  11. 40wwttamgib

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    the spartans would have discarded your ass long ago, madison.
     
  12. timo

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    #Michigan State Spartans please confirm
     
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  13. AbeFroman

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    And the Nazis.
     
  14. HOOSINSC

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    the mills river ingles is amazing, i think it's their corporate store.
     
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  15. Tobias

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    i wanna see the new one they’re building on airport road
     
  16. bryix

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    I'll not have you disparage the good name of Lothar
     
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  17. HOOSINSC

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    i might stop in when it's done. if i need to use the bathroom when i'm passing through WNC, i always use an ingles.
     
  18. Butthead

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    How do men of culture sign their name? Do they not do the wiggle-wrist at the end of their first and last name?
     
  19. Taques

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    step 1: take out your finest vintage fountain pen with generous flex
     
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  20. Tobias

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    hmmmm it is almost like giving the illusion of being handicapped gave him advantages that able bodied nazis dont have. very interesting

     
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  21. Doc Louis

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    He could've helped their secondary
     
  22. Doc Louis

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    I hear when it's finished it'll be almost as good as a Harris-Teeter
     
  23. HuskerInMiami

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  24. The Banks

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    Surprisingly not even creatively gerrymandered like say a Jim Jordan or Dan Crenshaw

    [​IMG]
     
  25. The Banks

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    Made it to assistant manager after 5 years
     
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  26. Tobias

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    that isn’t really gerrymandered
     
  27. The Banks

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  28. Tobias

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    that isn’t what you said originally though.
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    god damn vampires have screwed us again
     
  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    the district was gerrymandered to get Heath Shuler out of office iirc, but the courts redid NC maps recently.
     
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  31. Doc Louis

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    He didn't. He was only available Sundays.
    Yet another lie from him.
     
  32. HuskerInMiami

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    You're joking right? No way he even lied about that.
     
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    I was a blue angel pilot. Started an app that was acquired for 50 million dollars. And have fed and clothed thousands of homeless.


    Well actually I just saw the blue angels once, I am aware of apps being acquired for big money, and gave a dollar to a homeless guy at a stop light. But those are just details. Who even cares about the details?
     
  34. bwi2

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    Was it Marine Todd who claimed that he was directly enlisted into Special Operations but was scrubbed for being too much of a bad ass?
     
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  35. Deuce

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    Barves2125 vacations in his district quite often. Probably there now.

    What do you have to say for yourself, Barves2125 ?
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m okay with my fuck that Nazi POS and everything is open take.
     
  37. Barves2125

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    So what, pal? Where I come from, we don't elect proud white supremacist liars. We elect former football coaches!
     
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  38. Doc Louis

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    No they're definitely closed Sundays.

    Yeah joking but he may have made that claim at some point. He likes the half-truths, that one.
     
  39. Tangman

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    Speaking of hill people, we have a Cawthorn with working legs coming for Foxx in NC 5



    For those who aren't familiar with Bo Hines, he played WR for NCSU for one year before transferring to Yale to further his political career. He's a daddy's boy from Charlotte, married to an Andretti. Interned for Dan Forest this past year. 5 is a very safe GOP district so I guess he's trying to primary Virginia Foxx from the right (seems impossible, she objected to certification this month but he might be better with cultural grievance stuff).
     
  40. WC

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    I was scrolling his feed when he announced the other day and was shocked to find he didn’t say a word about the capitol assault, but was upset about free speech 2 days later.

    I distinctly remember him causing problems on the team because of his political views and people being glad he was transferring despite an objectively good freshman year.
     
  41. Tangman

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    Yeah, IIRC he tried to start a politics account right after his freshman season ended but he dropped it within a week. Transferred shortly after.

    Anyway, you can see where all of this is headed:

     
  42. Fran Tarkenton

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    Virginia Foxx is terrible in her own right. Could not stand her redneck ads when I lived up there.
     
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  43. Fran Tarkenton

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    everyone I knew associated with the Dan Forest campaign legit thought they were going to win in a landslide

    that had to be the biggest collection of idiots they could have assembled
     
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  44. Tangman

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    She's hideously bad. Pushing 80 too so maybe Hines has heard she won't run again. Her district has moved a little west with the map changes.

    Hines is a Wake law guy FWIW
     
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  45. Josey Wales

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    He may run as an R but that ear goes hard Left.

    Dude get leaning forward near the start of every sentence. I’m nauseous.
     
  46. The Banks

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    Why did Heath Schuler retire after 3 terms?
     
  47. Tangman

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    district was redrawn ensuring a gop (mark meadows) victory
     
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  48. Butthead

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    my fountain pen doubles as an ak47

    is that alright?
     
  49. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    If you drive from Atlanta to Asheville you'll see why he won there. I took a trip to Asheville not long after the election and saw a bunch of his signs that had his weird fucking face on it, that shocked me even more.
     
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  50. WC

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    Our guy stays losing at a remarkable clip. I dislike CNN even giving him a platform but at least Brown shredded him for it.