Mahomes signs endorsement deal with Hunt’s ketchup / ALE is in rouxins over mayonnaise

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  1. GoodForAnother

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  2. devine

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    Hunts is terrible. How can anyone eat that garbage
     
  3. bertwing

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    Ketchup is garbage

    Mahomes is delightful though
     
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  4. GoodForAnother

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    He did say whata was his fave although now he’ll prob lie and say hunts
     
  5. burnttatertot

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    I need to know how Canada feels about this.
     
  6. Toast

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  7. devine

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    Didn’t tech have a losing record with this nfl mvp?
     
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    There is a bad Kareem Hunt joke to be made here, but I am not clever.
     
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  10. AIOLICOCK

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    If you can't enjoy fries with ketchup then I will pray for you
     
  11. bro

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    pretty much all ketchup in the grocery store taste the same. I like ketchup

    #hottakes
     
  12. devine

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    Ranch
     
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  13. DollarBillHokie

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    Did we just find the first thing you enjoy?
     
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  14. devine

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    You don’t have tastebuds
     
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  15. GoodForAnother

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    I’m not generally a ketchup guy but I like it with fries and maybe a few other things
     
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  16. Fudd

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    I love Ketchup but I prefer a nice aioli with my Freedom Fries.
     
  17. Matt Foley

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    Just replace it with bbq sauce and enjoy your much happier existence.
     
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  18. Cornelius Suttree

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    yellow mustard on fries if they need anything
     
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  19. The Banks

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    Heinz >>> Hunts
     
  20. GeneralPaton

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    I hate ketchup. It’s fucking terrible.

    Thanks,
    Wayne
     
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  21. GoodForAnother

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    The first time I went to Europe I thought pomme frittes sauce was some fancy ass euro shit you get with fries and then I learned it was just mayo and felt stupid
     
  22. GoodForAnother

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    I’ll do that at most bbq places. I also like mayo and I’ll dip em in ranch. I don’t really give a fuck
     
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  23. Lawnole23

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    Mahomes statement at 2:00 in

     
  24. AIOLICOCK

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    : /
     
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    :pffft: I truly don't think I've ever seen anyone eat fries solely with yellow mustard.
     
  26. JohnLocke

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    Only eat ketchup with various types of potatoes
     
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    He'd still be playing if he was Kareem Heinz
     
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  28. Cornelius Suttree

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    it's a shame we never got to connect back when you and RP were raising hell together

    you'd have seen it
     
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  29. 941Gator

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    Honey mustard > mustard, except on hotdogs
     
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  31. Dairy Queen

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    Why put ketchup on your fries when you can put delicious mayonnaise on them
     
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  32. Lawnole23

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    PFT’s Mahomes impression is spot on. Don’t meh face that.
     
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  33. AIOLICOCK

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    If you really wanna set your fries off hit em with some vinegar :fap:


    But real talk, the best fries I've ever tasted were Fat Fries from Fat Bao in Houston. I would drink a bucket of lizard cum to have a Torchy's and a Fat Bao in Columbia.:tebow:
     
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  34. Joe_Pesci

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    1 part ketchup, 2 parts mayo, and a little bit of sweet relish makes a good fry sauce
     
  35. AIOLICOCK

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    Total lack of acidity or sweetness, fam. Why would I want to combine a greasy condiment with my already greasy fries? Do you know anything about building flavor? You combine some sweet acidity with the salty, greasy, starch of fried potatoes, and it literally checks every flavor box.
     
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  36. a.tramp

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    That really goes to show you how hard it is to play in the Big 12. Most people are saying it is tougher than the NFL.
     
  37. Joe_Pesci

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    :pffft:
     
  38. bertwing

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    Not surprised you have another terrible opinion
     
  39. H/T

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    Hunts over Heinz don't @ me.
     
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  40. AIOLICOCK

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    You've probably never even cracked larousse :roll:
     
  41. Joe_Pesci

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    i don't know what that is and i don't care
     
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  42. AIOLICOCK

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    Exactly.
     
  43. Wallcoq

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    Are we geriatric? No Kareem jokes?
     
  44. TC

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    Ketchup on a well done sirloin :lick:
     
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    :donotwant:
     
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  46. Wallcoq

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    You’re a disgrace of a human.

    otherwise I like you
     
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  47. AIOLICOCK

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    Team Heinz

     
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  48. Joe_Pesci

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    maybe you should take a step back and think about how you just smugly referenced some highbrow french cookbook in a thread about a quarterback getting an endorsement deal from a ketchup company. honestly it seems like you're just miserable all the time.
     
  49. AIOLICOCK

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    I see the irony didn't escape you.