Mahomes signs endorsement deal with Hunt’s ketchup / ALE is in rouxins over mayonnaise

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  1. AIOLICOCK

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  4. RockHardEnis39

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    Is this a top 5 meltdown in TMB history?
     
  5. GoodForAnother

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  7. Fudd

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    This can't be real. This is kayfabe.
     
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  8. Joe_Pesci

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    Alecock more like poweshow
     
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  11. Taques

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    it wouldn’t even break the top 25 of devine‘s all time meltys
     
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  12. TDCD

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    He’s doing it in other threads too :roll:
     
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  13. wtx

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    this is a kevin spacey level meltdown
     
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  14. wtx

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  16. wtx

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    no amount of embarrassment could ever admit to being a jill stein voter

    this really is an all time melty
     
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  17. Tiffin

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    :pdl: EMBARRASSING
     
  18. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    It says “like mayonnaise.” How do you not know what a simile or an authentic aioli is?
     
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  19. cutig

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    Christmas is tough for some people. Lets have a moment of silence for aioli cock.
     
  20. RockHardEnis39

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    I hope he gets the help he needs
     
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  21. One Two

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    It's Christmas Day. Ale is alone in his kitchen wearing his favorite Che Guevara hat, eating spoonfuls of his favorite flavored mayonnaise recipe while refreshing this thread. Tears are streaming down his face.
     
  22. cutig

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    He's already spiked his bowl of flavored mayonnaise onto the ground because he's trying to make a real aioli but can't get it right
     
  23. Clown Baby

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    Even more pleased to announce that the proceeds of my national speaking tour will go to provide mortars and pestles to underprivileged chefs.
     
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  24. HatterasJack

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    Wonder if Mahomes feels bad about sending a troubled man over the edge by endorsing ketchup?
     
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  25. cutig

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    Did he get banned? :roll:
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    Now he’ll never learn how to make a real aioli
     
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  27. Ned Yocho

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    Hadn’t read the thread in a few days so decided to see why it was still going

    [​IMG]
     
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  28. Lyrtch

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    ain't nobody got time to deal with him long catting like ten threads

    GoodForAnother Mix
     
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  29. Aaron Hernandez

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    Young Jeffrey Dahmer had a breakdown similar to this.
     
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  30. GoodForAnother

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    It was just getting good come on man
     
  31. Lyrtch

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    YOU HAVE THE POWER
     
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  32. VoodooChild5

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    He had to work the straw iirc
     
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  33. The Blackfish

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    Can we still discuss Mahomes’s ketchup deal in this thread or are we too far past that now?
     
  34. cutig

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    There was a ketchup deal?
     
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  35. Arkadin

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    What you want to talk about
     
  36. The Blackfish

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    What does everyone think about Hunts? I’m a Heinz guy personally. Don’t really like ketchup that much though.
     
  37. Lyrtch

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    portland ketchup company makes a great ketchup
     
  38. Arkadin

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    I think hunts was willing to invest more in Patrick mahomes so they clearly have the superior eye for talent and I can respect that
     
  39. GoodForAnother

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    Imma unban him it’s christmas
     
  40. GoodForAnother

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    And change his name

    And take away his ability to change his name back

    Also thread ban him from any other thread he does this in and just let him continue short circuiting in here
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    It’s a Christmas miracle!
     
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  42. RockHardEnis39

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    GoodForAnother is the mortar to our pestle, cradling us as we pulverize the garlic of Alecock's brain.
     
  44. Aaron Hernandez

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    Fitting he did it on the birthday of Christ.
     
  45. BlazingRebel

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    GoodforAioli saves the day
     
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  46. One Two

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    What's his new name tell us his new name
     
  47. RockHardEnis39

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    AIOLICOCK
     
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  48. Damion

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    poor guy picked a aioliva hill to die on
     
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    Musician and cook, Darius Rucker, plans to play his new remake “Aioli wanna be with you” on the upcoming Hootie tour.
     
  50. Wu

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    Basically Ale is George Bailey and GFA is Clarence Odbody
     
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