Mahomes signs endorsement deal with Hunt’s ketchup / ALE is in rouxins over mayonnaise

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  1. devine

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    Honest to god how many times are we going to let Lyrtch abuse his mod powers and keep his job? Dude thinks he has more self importance than a college bouncer
     
  2. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    I'll give you credit. When you want to beat a joke into the ground, you really beat the shit out of it
     
  3. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    All work and no play make Ale a dull boy. All work and no play make Ale a dull boy. All work and no play make Ale a dull boy.
     
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  4. devine

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    It’s an honest complaint. Have an aioli and relax
     
  5. GoodForAnother

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    So many more times
     
  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Does anyone know the definition of aioli I have been looking everywhere on the internet
     
  7. TC

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    Is this what you call long cocking a thread?
     
  8. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    A big part is the mortar and pestle
     
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  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    All mixer and no pestle makes Ale a mayo boy
     
  10. Bo Pelinis

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    A lot of people ask me if I'm a scientist or a pharmacist when they see the mortar and pestle in my kitchen. I tell them no. I'm something better. I'm an aioli maker.
     
  11. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    I think we all know the star of my lunch today

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  12. Arkadin

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    You did us a giant disservice by not shopping out that "x" in Alex
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    just got back from a walk a bit ago

    100% chance I walked by you eating lunch 0_0

    that aioli is incredible too
     
  14. Bo Pelinis

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  15. Arkadin

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    Quick now someone swap that into his other post
     
  16. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    already taken care of
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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  18. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo the pope of chilitown

    he was very cordial and prompt with water refills
     
  19. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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    He’s a world renowned holder of water
     
  20. SP1

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    I've made a lot of waters in my day
     
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  21. Why?Pokes

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    Made purple sweet potato mash for Christmas dinner last night. Threw in some whole milk and garlic. That’s basically aioli, right?
     
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  22. cutig

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    Did you use a mortar and pestle
     
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  23. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ I'm very well hydrated
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    I've made more water this year than you've made in your entire 5 decades of being alive.
     
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  24. Arkadin

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    We just not including the rest of his life? This one of those "if you don't remember it it didn't happen" things?
     
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  25. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    You’ve made a lot of PB and mayonnaise sandwiches but never any PB and aioli ones
     
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  26. 941Gator

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    For Hawaii’s #1 ranked stay-at-home husband, you should know way more about flavor management
     
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  27. TC

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    Ale loli
     
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  28. Why?Pokes

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    Yes but only after I sacrificed a small bird by drowning it in a tub of mayonnaise. Maybe I did the ritual backwards?
     
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  29. SP1

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    :bobbleresolve:
     
  30. Clown Baby

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    Ale, on death row: “For my last meal I would like pomme frites with aioli.”
    Warden: “Due to budget cuts we no longer have olive oil and our requisition for a mortar and pestle has been continuously denied. We can mix some garlic powder into some Hellman’s if you’d like.”
     
  31. Fudd

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  32. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys. #AioliBoys
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  33. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Pupils wider than backhoe tires
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    This is like that time Kanye wanted an apology from Drake.. except with condiments
     
  34. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    That’s how he landed on death row
     
  35. HotMic

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    I haven’t seen a meltdown this bad since user Clown Baby dropped a little bit of one of the hundreds of his homemade aiolis on a hot sidewalk outside one of Paris’ most distinguished culinary institutions.
     
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  36. audrew

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    I want to use Yum Yum sauce at every meal
     
  37. TC

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    I’ve made more donkey sauce in the last 5 minutes than you’ve ever looked at
     
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  38. HotMic

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    Also, dipping fries in A1

    :fap:
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    Fries in hot sauce is my every day go to. There was a small town diner I used to go to where they'd offer gravy as a fry dipping sauce. While being Mike Gundy FAT.youtube, it was wonderful. That was before I knew about poutine.
     
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  40. marcus

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    Fries in sweet chili sauce blew my mind in Australia 20ish years ago. I highly suggest it.
     
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  41. TC

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    Sweet humblebrag about once being 20 years younger
     
  42. Joe_Pesci

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    Big fan of honey mustard with shoestring fries
     
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  43. Toast

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  44. Taques

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    ill ask for honey mustard with fried potato items 95.26% of the time
     
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  45. GoodForAnother

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  46. Fudd

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  47. Toast

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  48. GoodForAnother

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    More like 150 but yeah
     
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  49. 941Gator

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    What would user Toast know about a spread?
     
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  50. Craig Pettis

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    GoodForAnother has made more proxies this week than you’ve ever hidden behind in your whole life pleb
     
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