Mahomes signs endorsement deal with Hunt’s ketchup / ALE is in rouxins over mayonnaise

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  1. Toast

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    Clown Baby started teaching me.
     
  2. Clown Baby

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    This post is as dogshit as all of Ale’s garlic mayos. No one gives a shit about Drew Brees (who stiffs hostesses on takeout orders) itt.
     
  3. Tiffin

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    Sad boy Matt Ryan fan being an ass :shocker:
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    Bro, this loser keeps spamming threads with Drew Brees hit pieces as if people are disrespecting him. It’s annoying and distracting from the real fun.
     
  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    Also, why are we praising Drew for co-owning shitty sandwich franchises with a big game hunting asshole? Or, glossing over the fact that he’s murdering reptiles?
     
  6. bertwing

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    I care about Drew Brees and I'm itt whatrya gonna do about it boy
     
  7. Tiffin

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    Don't go full aiolicock on us CB
     
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  8. Aaron Hernandez

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    Drew Brees

    Drew Christopher Brees (/briːz/;[3] born January 15, 1979) is an American footballquarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). After a successful college football career at Purdue University, he was chosen by the San Diego Chargers with the first pick in the second round of the 2001 NFL Draft. He left college as one of the most decorated players in Purdue and Big Ten Conference history, establishing two NCAA records, 13 Big Ten Conference records, and 19 Purdue University records. As of 2018, he remains the Big Ten record-holder in several passing categories, including completions (1,026), attempts (1,678), and yards (11,792). For his many career accomplishments and records, Brees has been hailed as one of the greatest passers of all time.[4]

    Drew Brees
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    Brees at the Saints' Super Bowl XLIV
    victory parade in February 2010
    No. 9 – New Orleans Saints
    Position:
    Quarterback
    Personal information
    Born:
    January 15, 1979(age 39)
    Austin, Texas[1][2]
    Height: 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
    Weight: 209 lb (95 kg)
    Career information
    High school:
    Westlake (Austin, Texas)
    College: Purdue
    NFL Draft: 2001 / Round: 2 / Pick: 32
    Career history
    Roster status: Active
    Career highlights and awards
    NFL records
    Career NFL statistics as of Week 16, 2018
    Passing attempts:
    9,783
    Passing completions: 6,586
    Completion percentage: 67.3
    Passing yards: 74,437
    TDINT: 520–233
    Passer rating: 97.7
    Player stats at NFL.com
    Player stats at PFR
    Brees earned the starting job with the Chargers in 2002 and made the Pro Bowlin 2004. Nine months after suffering a dislocation in his right shoulder joint and a tear of the labrum and rotator cuff, Brees signed with the Saints as a free agent in 2006. He had immediate success in New Orleans, eventually leading the Saints to their first-ever Super Bowl in Super Bowl XLIV, resulting in a 31–17 victory over the Indianapolis Colts.

    Since joining the Saints, he has led all NFL quarterbacks in touchdowns, passing yards, and 300-yard games. Brees holds the NFL records for career pass completions, career completion percentage, career passing yards, is second in career touchdown passes, third in regular season career passer rating, and fourth in postseason career passer rating. In 2012, he broke Johnny Unitas' long-standing record of consecutive games with a touchdown pass. He has passed for over 5,000 yards in a season five times—no other NFL quarterback has done so more than once. He has led the NFL in passing yards a record seven times and in passing touchdowns a record-tying four times. He was the NFL's Comeback Player of the Year in 2004, the Offensive Player of the Year in 2008 and 2011, and the MVP of Super Bowl XLIV. Sports Illustrated named Brees its 2010 Sportsman of the Year.
     
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  9. Aaron Hernandez

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    Drew Brees



    Drew Christopher Brees (/briːz/;[3] born January 15, 1979) is an American footballquarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). After a successful college football career at Purdue University, he was chosen by the San Diego Chargers with the first pick in the second round of the 2001 NFL Draft. He left college as one of the most decorated players in Purdue and Big Ten Conference history, establishing two NCAA records, 13 Big Ten Conference records, and 19 Purdue University records. As of 2018, he remains the Big Ten record-holder in several passing categories, including completions (1,026), attempts (1,678), and yards (11,792). For his many career accomplishments and records, Brees has been hailed as one of the greatest passers of all time.[4]

    Drew Brees
    [​IMG]
    Brees at the Saints' Super Bowl XLIV
    victory parade in February 2010

    No. 9 – New Orleans Saints
    Position:
    Quarterback
    Personal information
    Born:
    January 15, 1979(age 39)
    Austin, Texas[1][2]
    Height: 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m)
    Weight: 209 lb (95 kg)
    Career information
    High school:
    Westlake (Austin, Texas)
    College: Purdue
    NFL Draft: 2001 / Round: 2 / Pick: 32
    Career history


    Roster status: Active
    Career highlights and awards

    NFL records

    Career NFL statistics as of Week 16, 2018
    Passing attempts:
    9,783
    Passing completions: 6,586
    Completion percentage: 67.3
    Passing yards: 74,437
    TDINT: 520–233
    Passer rating: 97.7
    Player stats at NFL.com

    Player stats at PFR
    Brees earned the starting job with the Chargers in 2002 and made the Pro Bowlin 2004. Nine months after suffering a dislocation in his right shoulder joint and a tear of the labrum and rotator cuff, Brees signed with the Saints as a free agent in 2006. He had immediate success in New Orleans, eventually leading the Saints to their first-ever Super Bowl in Super Bowl XLIV, resulting in a 31–17 victory over the Indianapolis Colts.

    Since joining the Saints, he has led all NFL quarterbacks in touchdowns, passing yards, and 300-yard games. Brees holds the NFL records for career pass completions, career completion percentage, career passing yards, is second in career touchdown passes, third in regular season career passer rating, and fourth in postseason career passer rating. In 2012, he broke Johnny Unitas' long-standing record of consecutive games with a touchdown pass. He has passed for over 5,000 yards in a season five times—no other NFL quarterback has done so more than once. He has led the NFL in passing yards a record seven times and in passing touchdowns a record-tying four times. He was the NFL's Comeback Player of the Year in 2004, the Offensive Player of the Year in 2008 and 2011, and the MVP of Super Bowl XLIV. Sports Illustrated named Brees its 2010 Sportsman of the Year.
     
  10. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    You Saints soy boys really love to die on this hill
     
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  11. wes tegg

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    Co-owning Walk On’s is worse than putting ketchup on a steak. Those places are garbage.
     
  12. I mean Hunts Ketchup sucks but is this supposed to make me like Mahomes more? Where did the 25 mill go? Killing animals and then supporting some fuck face like the Jimmy Johns owner is not a great look. Honest family man is a great factual point
     
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  13. Tobias

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    pat mahomes is a bad boy who hates his family
     
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  14. GeneralPaton

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    Putting ketchup on steak might be the worst thing any human can actually do.
     
  15. bigred77

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    I find it funny that all these saints/brees fans are seemingly outta nowhere defensive that their almost 40 year old future HOF QB is better than a 23 year old first year starter
     
  16. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    Mahomes is such a bad boy that he gave his gf’s dad a fatal heart attack by doing the little pussy eating finger gesture after a first down. Wasn’t even a big play. Six yard pass to Kelce.
     
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  17. Taques

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    delet this
     
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  18. Pelican Grove

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    Yeah none of this is true.
     
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  19. Pelican Grove

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    The post is meant to be satirical, you idiots.

    The amount of stupidity from board members always surprises me.
     
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  20. Pelican Grove

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    I’m a Saints fan and do not share the same opinion. But apparently you know “all these saints/Brees fans” so I guess my opinion has already been spoken for.
     
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  21. bigred77

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    This meltdown is gunna be epic
     
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  22. Pelican Grove

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    Dude Mahomes is probably going to win. What he’s done this season is amazing. If Brees wins it’s more of a longevity award.

    If anything it’s cool that there’s not a front-runner and instead it will be a guessing game as to who wins.
     
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  23. wtx

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    drew brees beats homeless people in his spare time
     
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  24. bigred77

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    What are we talking about winning here?
     
  25. Pelican Grove

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    Miracle Whip endorsement right?
     
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  26. bertwing

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    It makes them stronger for those colder winter nights. Pretty admirable if you think about it.
     
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  27. Taques

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    StinkusP1nkus
     
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  28. Why?Pokes

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    Guessing game?

    Mahomes has 16 more TDs, close to 1000 more yards, and is leading his team to a division title with one of the league’s worst defenses. He won the award weeks ago.
     
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    What is happening
     
  30. bigred77

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    I think Mahomes is being awarded the MVP, but I'm not really sure
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    Drew Brees bought a bunch of shitty restaurants as satirical performance art
     
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    Most Valuable Pestle?
     
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  33. bigred77

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    Yes
     
  34. TwoPoor

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    Mortar variety: pestle
     
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  35. Pelican Grove

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    Yes, it’s a guessing game because I cannot read minds of the people who vote.
     
  36. SP1

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  37. AlternativeFactsRule

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  38. Ned Yocho

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    They forgot to put the part about Drew Brees not having as good a season as Pat Mahomes
     
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  39. Toast

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  40. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    well it cant be aioli grove, since ive already earmarked that for a real estate development operation im working on
     
  41. Pelican Grove

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    Meltdown :laugh:
     
  42. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Yikes.

    Clam down, guy.
     
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  44. Arkadin

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    Had no idea drew brees' sons posted here. Tell your dad I didn't vote for him for mvp
     
  45. Why?Pokes

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    Playing with the sous vide I got for Xmas and need something to top the salmon I’m going to lay over a bed of greens and shrooms.

    Currently whipping up some pesto aioli in the Vitamix. :lick::loldog::gbh::skip::yolo:
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    “Aioli in the Vitamix”

    :bobbleresolve:
     
  47. Why?Pokes

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    Hey pal not all of us have marble-plated stagg bone mortar and pestles lying around. And I don’t have the time or the energy to clean out the food processor or immersion blender today.

    Turned out better than expected tho. Think I’ll cut the lemon juice in half and add a few more basil leaves next time.
     
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  48. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby I don’t cry. I Saab.

    As long as you’re willing to admit that, I’m fine with it. It’s “chefs” who don’t have the equipment or the knowledge that bug me.
     
  49. Why?Pokes

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    I made, if I may, “lazyoli.”