Mahomes signs endorsement deal with Hunt’s ketchup / ALE is in rouxins over mayonnaise

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  1. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    What in tarnation is that
     
  2. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Just a very normal man arguing about princesses
     
  3. Dairy Queen

    Dairy Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    What about the guy who may or may not have wanted to actually stab him over it?
     
  4. AIOLICOCK

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    Look, I'd like to apologize to all of you. Sometimes I forget that not everyone can be expected to know as much about cooking as I do. I'm sorry. I will be more respectful of that in the future. :respek:
     
  5. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Last I checked Will Sasso is a free man
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    Your original takes was that ketchup on fries is good. Grow up, bro
     
  7. Dairy Queen

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    I got that reference once I looked it up
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    I bet I’ve made so many more aiolis this year than Ale. The amount of aiolis he’s made is chump change in comparison. I’m the goddamn aioli King.
     
  9. Talking Head

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    ALE☭COCK can you please take our lord and savior out of your avatar and change it back to that weird ass androgynous magician?
     
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  10. NCHusker88

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    Some people like his avatar and we should respect their feelings too so maybe he can do a half and half thing
     
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  11. Talking Head

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    Maybe something like this?

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  12. Clown Baby

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    Why are you so horny for androgynous dudes, Talking Head ? Have you even made any aiolis this year?
     
  13. AIOLICOCK

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    Were you ever able to figure out what the negative repercussions were for the democrats accusing Kavanaugh of being a sexual predator? I've asked you this half a dozen times now. :popcorn:
     
  14. Talking Head

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    This sounds like a man trying to dodge questions about his lack of aioli expertise.
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    I don’t mean to brag but I make over 100,000 aiolis a year
     
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  16. AIOLICOCK

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    Link to lack of aioli expertise? Thx
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    What kind of bullshit do they say about a covalent bond at this school?
     
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  18. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    I can tutor you if you want
     
  19. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I’ll give your mother sauce
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    I read this in Darrell Hammond’s Sean Connery voice
     
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  21. Talking Head

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  22. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    I’m still waiting on Ale to reveal his technique for making aioli. I’m guessing it’s put mayonnaise in bowl, whisk in garlic powder, cover and place in fridge.
     
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  23. wes tegg

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    Sorry guys, I was making an aioli. What'd I miss?
     
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  24. AIOLICOCK

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    Nailed it.
     
  25. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    :roll:

    shit is getting real ....
     
  26. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    Is that why you’re able to make so many aiolis a year? Because that sounds really simplistic.
     
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  27. AIOLICOCK

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    Nothing. Stay in the kitchen until you don't suck.
     
  28. Clown Baby

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    Making a lot of aiolis speaks nothing to the quality of said aiolis. I, personally, only make the finest aiolis.
     
  29. AIOLICOCK

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    Bitch, please, even if I went that route, I would use granulated garlic. Garlic powder is useless.
     
  30. Clown Baby

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    No you wouldn’t because you don’t make aiolis. You also probably buy shitty spices.
     
  31. AIOLICOCK

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    Riiiiight :yaoface:






    Btw, granulated garlic IS a shitty spice, you fucking moron.:roll:
     
  32. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Their bones are their money and so are the worms
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    I’m trying to extend to you an aioli branch but time and again you refuse to post any aioli recipe. You obviously do not make aiolis. You are quite pitiful.
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    The small man Ale does not know how to make aioli. His life has no meaning. He feels no love.
     
  34. AIOLICOCK

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    Are you sure?
     
  35. Clown Baby

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    I’m basically William Carlos Williams, but I make a ton of aiolis as well as poems.
     
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  36. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    What the hell have you guys been doing in here today
     
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  37. wes tegg

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  38. Clown Baby

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    Making a bunch of goddamn aioli obviously
     
  39. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I got a little problem with you not fuckin me
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    Aioli shit guys calm down
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    Never. Ale owes me an apology for presuming that I don’t make aioli every single goddamn day of my life.
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    Ale and his aioli method is eerily similar to Hillary’s emails. Lock. Him. Up. Lock. Him. Up.
     
  42. AIOLICOCK

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    Step One: Aioli is trash, and I no longer make it since I no longer work in kitchens.

    Step 2: confit about 10 cloves of garlic in say 4 cups of veggie oil, let em get nice and brown. Run your oven hotter than you would for a normal confit.

    Step 3: whip two egg yolks, and about two tsp of dijon in your mixer until nice and frothy. And then slowly drizzle in your garlic oil(obviously once it's chilled) while mixing it, making sure not to whip it too hard or fast, and making sure not to pour oil in too fast.

    Step 4: remove the bowl from the mixer, and fold in a little salt to taste, and a little microplaned garlic just for the raw garlic bite and sweetness.


    But, again, I wouldn't do any of that, because aioli is booty. :yaoface:
     
  43. Dairy Queen

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    What kind of jabroni doesn’t like aioli
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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    You’re a lying piece of shit
     
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  45. AIOLICOCK

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    Not seeing the lie?
     
  46. AIOLICOCK

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    I left my last cooking job in august, genius. :facepalm:
     
  47. Clown Baby

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    Exactly how many aiolis did you make in 2018?
     
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  48. AIOLICOCK

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    This is the moment you lost the argument:roll:
     
  49. Clown Baby

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    It’s actually the moment I won it. You’ve basically conceded that you haven’t made an aioli because you don’t have access to the necessary kitchen equipment.
     
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  50. AIOLICOCK

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    Fucking Clown Baby probably makes mignonette with balsamic vinegar:loldog: