Mahomes thread 2019

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  1. GoodForAnother

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    this thread is to track the transformative football experience that is Patrick Mahomes and document the process of him breaking the NFL







    Game 1, on the road, with a sprained ankle and without his #1 WR, against a top defense
    25/33 378yds 3 TD 0 INT

    Game 2, on the road, with a sore ankle and without his #1 WR and starting LT
    30/44 443yds 4 TD 0 INT

    Game 3, sore ankle, no #1 WR, against a top defense
    27/37 374yds 3TD 0INT

    Season — 71.9% completion, 10 TDs, 0 INTs

    more to come on this as it develops
     
  2. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is butter let it churn
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    Wow Hank Scorpio is gonna have real problems with this look at me thread
     
  3. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    my sources have confirmed the facts in the OP
     
  4. White Tajh Boyd

    White Tajh Boyd You've gotta be on the team to get a ring.
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    That's nice and all, but is he on your fantasy team?
     
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  5. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Super Bowl Championships:
    Eli Manning - 2
    Trent Dilfer - 1
    Patrick Mahomes - 0

    You tell me who is the better QB smh
     
  6. blind dog

    blind dog Razorbacks
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    It's a real shame I can't root for Mahomes bc he plays for a trash organization
     
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  7. GoodForAnother

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    nuh uh
     
  8. Wu

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    I forgot to bring my Tupperware to make my lunch salad in, but it’s cool because Patrick just threw me one.

    Thanks, Patrick!
     
  9. TimJimothy

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    Did you guys know that his dad used to play baseball because it's true
     
  10. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Great thread OP
     
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  11. hipsterjoe

    hipsterjoe the disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
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    for every TD mahomes throws in 2019, phillip rivers has vowed to match with a new baby
     
  12. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    as the founding member of the Patrick Mahomes is a God club, I appreciate this thread
     
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  13. Buster

    Buster "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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  14. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode Lil Uzi Hurt
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    I was this close to drafting him [​IMG]


    Dude who got him is waging jihad on my fantasy league
     
  15. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    it's so hard to get updates and facts about mahomes.
     
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  16. Talking Head

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    :ohholkyfuck:

    That 3rd TD pass to kelce was absolutely perfect.
     
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  17. JeremyLambsFace

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    No one is talking about him, so under the radar
     
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  18. RonBurgundy

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    I am patiently waiting for all the fantasy football related anecdotes! Can’t wait, very interesting!
     
    #19 RonBurgundy, Sep 16, 2019
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  19. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    Mahomes vs Lamar Jackson this Sunday is going to be fantastic.
     
  20. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    System QB. Andy Reid could have done this with Alex Smith.
     
  21. SP1

    SP1 Ball State #1
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    He's played well enough that I *almost* regret the Bears passing on him to trade up for Mitch.
     
  22. angus

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    It is a good system.
     
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  23. NCHusker88

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    Word on the street is he's friends with Aaron Rodgers and they even have the same agent
     
  24. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    huge, if true
     
  25. angus

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  26. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Guy in my keeper league got to keep him for his 13th round pick...
     
  27. angus

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  28. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    His attempts numbers aren’t that high but any means but I’d be curious to see what the attempt comparisons look like for some of those other QBs.
     
  29. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo from the porch i take a pee
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    all the preemptive fantasy angst is really making me want to talk about my team
     
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  30. GoodForAnother

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  31. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    I still can’t comprehend how you get to be an NFL head coach when you managed to have a losing record as a college head coach with Patrick Mahomes. Is it somehow going to be easier to win in the NFL with baby dick Kyler Murray?
     
  32. bigred77

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    Good thread, will watch
     
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  33. Wu

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    It may be similar to why Adam Gase got another job. Some of these clowns must be interview savants.
     
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  34. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Life is just easier when you're tall and attractive. Since you don't understand this I have to assume you're not tall and attractive.
     
  35. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    go cat pat
     
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  36. Fudd VanVleet

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    This is OT but I want to post it anyway because it’s a p good story.

    Was on the subway last year. Sit down next to a very handsome middle aged man. Catch quick glimpse of his face. Is that Paul Rudd? Couldn’t be, he’s way to handsome to be Paul Rudd. Still unsure either way. See he’s looking up Kansas City Chiefs news on his phone. Figure this is a pretty distinguishing interest if it is indeed Paul Rudd. Pull up his Wiki and see he is a huge Chiefs fan and narrated their season on Hard Knocks. It is Paul Rudd. Nobody else on train has any idea who he is. I give him a fist bump on my way off the train.

    /cool starry bra
     
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  37. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother they don’t allow you to have bees in here
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    The chiefs have many famous celebrity fans
     
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  38. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    [​IMG]
     
  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    it's well known that KC is home to many tall and handsome people, some of whom go on to be beloved celebrities.
     
  40. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Does the Queer Eye new fab 5 count?
     
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  41. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Sick brag about riding a train
     
  42. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Fudd VanVleet are you 100% sure that it wasn’t actually Ricky Rudd?
     
  43. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus Well-Known Member
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    Sadly some of them become turncoats & move to the Pacific Northwest.
     
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  44. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Gotta spread the gospel
     
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  45. Fudd VanVleet

    Fudd VanVleet I'm the meat chef
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    Does Ricky Rudd play Antman? I might be confused.
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    When Tech played Oklahoma in 2016 Mahomes was 52/88 for 734 yards and 5 tds with 1 int. He also had 12 rushes for 85 yards and 2 tds. Tech lost 66-59.
     
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  47. Bruce Bowen

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    Not many people remember this but the #bears traded up for Trubisky with Mahomes still on the board.

    edit I don't know how to tag fan bases
     
  48. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    #Chicago Bears
     
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  49. SP1

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    Yeah, like I said, I *almost* regret it.

    Fuckface
     
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