Mahomes thread — Fatrick szn

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  1. racer

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    Has Troy forgotten that it took him 4 years to complete a season and win a super bowl? Pat is going to have that 33% in 75% of the time it took him.
     
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  3. GoodForAnother

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  4. GoodForAnother

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    his first 19 games are comparable to the best 19 game stretches ever played by any nfl qb at any point in their career, and over twice as many TDs as Troy’s best stretch
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

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    Why don’t you just marry him
     
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  7. GoodForAnother

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    I wish
     
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    Ball placement [​IMG]
     
  9. racer

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    I did the math on their best 19 individual games (not in a stretch, playoffs included) and here is what I found:

    Brees 89

    Manning, P 86

    Brady 86

    Marino 83

    Rogers 82

    Roethlisberger 82

    Favre 81

    Manning, E 74

    Montana 72

    Tarkenton 71

    Ryan 68

    Elway 68

    Rivers 66

    Mahomes 63

    Aikman 55

    Mahomes blind extrapolation assuming 190 games played: 114

    Mahomes Conservative estimate of 2 more 6ers, 4 fives, and the rest of the 19 being fours: 93
     
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  10. MtOread

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    This Sunday is Pat’s first indoor game in the NFL.
     
  11. texasraider

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    that would mean the last time he played indoors was 2016 against Baylor

    30/46 for 586 yards and 6 TDs
     
  12. racer

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    While walking out of that game. I told my dad that I wanted to have Patrick's baby

    Strangest look my dad ever gave me
     
  14. racer

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  15. texasraider

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    I remember being so profoundly confused that we weren't going to have a winning record with Mahomes at QB
     
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  16. bigred77

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    The #kkeffect
     
  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    he's still going to be underpaid

     
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  18. $P1

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    Conveniently left off Trubisky, I see.
     
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  19. racer

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    34. Thanks for catching that egregious error.
     
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  20. i hate your team

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    just waiting for Troy to drop a "...and by the way, fuck Mahomes." While on air during this TNF game. He isn't aging well. Must be a nice cocktail of painkillers and booze.
     
  21. Tony Ray Bans

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    Hmmm i wonder what "gimmick" benjamin has identified in all of those QBs
     
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  22. bigred77

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    Kap had like 70 tds total in s 6 year career, with his best season having 20
    Which years was he "unstoppable"?
     
  23. racer

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    #AllMulattoQBsAreNotTheSame
    #Justice4Pat
     
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  24. Tony Ray Bans

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    I also like the inclusion of Russel Wilson lol. Those guys just dont survive the league. You go get one of these gimmick QBs and all youre gonna get is 10 years of top end QB play with a super bowl and 6 pro bowl appearances.
     
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  25. racer

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    Cross posted from sneakerthread:

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  26. bigred77

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    What the fuck?
    Adidas website only has the mahomes shoe up to size 10 listed?
    Are they only targeting junior high kids?
    dblplay1212
     
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  27. racer

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  28. dblplay1212

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    They released like 3-4 days ago. Big sizes sold out. Some fan you are.
     
  29. racer

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    Adidas.com reset the release twice to this morning. Eastbay, though.
     
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  30. bigred77

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    This thread is turning dumb
    I fucking love pat, but ain't going out of my way to support Adidas just because they want to make a fake demand for something
     
  31. Corky Bucek

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    I was early on the Mahomes train way back in the TMB CFB Keeper league. I even had a team name of Patrick is Mahomes.
     
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  32. bigred77

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    :out:
     
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    Don't be all jealous that you couldn't come up with something that clever.
     
  34. GoodForAnother

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    the league will eventually figure out Mahomes gimmick of perfectly placing the ball in his receivers hands from 50 yards away, being impervious to blitzing, and never throwing interceptions
     
  35. racer

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    Blitzes don’t work so they might as well play 11 DBs
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    2 Min left down 3

    THAT'S PATRICK'S MUSIC
     
  37. lfriend

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    That was the worst game I've probably seen from Pat in a Chiefs uniform and he still drove them in to win the game.

    Oh Pat, you're so dreamy
     
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  38. hardcorekickball

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    I bet mahomes always let's his girlfriend cum first and then he just blows a victory load all over her.
     
  39. Homo Erectus

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    Has an off day & they still score 34 pts lol
     
  40. GoodForAnother

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    has a bad day, throws for 315, scores 27, leads game winning drive in 2 minutes
     
  41. racer

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    I like that an absolute shitshow of a game means 315, 0 sacks, and 0 int to go along with 27 points.
     
  42. Homo Erectus

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    You know he RDNI's & she just prays for a son. lol
     
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  43. texasraider

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    Tech fans can only hope
     
  44. hardcorekickball

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    Kid will probably go to kstate so he can #winthedangday
     
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  45. texasraider

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    No tech
     
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  46. hardcorekickball

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    No, cats
     
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    What a strange way to let everyone know you're a racist
     
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  48. Wu

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    Nice of him to let his other teammates score without taking any of the glory
     
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  49. lfriend

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    Guys guys guys, no need to fight. Patrick Mahomes III is clearly going to QB Powerhouse Mizzou. Look at the elite, dominating, beastly performance that Super Bowl QB Chase Daniel unleashed today. I mean, it's an easy decision already for the kid that does not exist yet.
     
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