Mahomes thread — Fatrick szn

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Sep 16, 2019.

  1. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Dudes 24. Of course he’s doing alright. He won’t be feeling so hot after partying all night come his 4th or 5th Super Bowl though.
     
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  2. racer

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    Still being under 30 when this happens bodes well for his recovery.
     
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  3. racer

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    Pat’s agent is about to pull a rabbit out of our salary cap.
     
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  4. HOOSINSC

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    photog i follow on the gram took pics of Pat working out

    NSFW
     
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  5. bigred77

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    :fap:
     
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  6. steamengine

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    Our young lord hard at work
     
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  7. racer

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  8. MtOread

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    Protect Patrick at all costs.
     
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  9. texasraider

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    that's my QB
     
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  10. texasraider

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    plus he just moved into the neighborhood around the corner from me so I'm keeping an eye out
     
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  11. MtOread

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    Heard a rumor that Mahomes is buying a massive new house in Mission Hills. Maybe that means news about his extension is coming soon.

    Hopefully there’s a TikTok room for Brit and Jackson.
     
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  12. Andy Reocho

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    I'm sure KCTV5 or whatever station it was will fill everyone in soon with his address to send home warming gifts
     
  13. texasraider

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    he just bought a multi million dollar house in Westlake, TX
     
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  14. MtOread

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  15. angus

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  16. angus

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    Should drop the year from the title. Just a running tribute to the greatness of Mahomes.
     
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  17. HotMic

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  18. racer

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    GOAT
     
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  19. racer

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    I’m usually a defender of Brit, but if she gives pat covid I swear to god.

     
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  20. GoodForAnother

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    our young king has chosen a queen
     
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  21. racer

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    $690 for that fendi polo
     
  22. HoosDaMan

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    Russell Wilson part deux
     
  23. Cornelius Suttree

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    So he didn't upgrade in the offseason?
     
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  24. mp_22

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    :blech::blech::blech:
     
  25. IvanTheTerrible

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    I'm shocked as well.
     
  26. beerme

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    She must let him go ATM
     
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  27. texasraider

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    If Pat loves her I love her
     
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  28. dump

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    She waited until he inked that contract

    clever girl
     
  29. dump

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    this is ridiculous

    she’s not even ugly
     
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  30. bigred77

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    Or he waited so all that was signed before they got married
    :injun:
     
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  31. dump

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    :notobamanotbad:

    That Texas Tech education comes in handy for once
     
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  32. dump

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    The audacity of a QB to date this UGGO

    for being such an enlightened soul, you have some backward ass takes

     
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  33. dump

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  34. Cornelius Suttree

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    I mean she's skinny. So she has that going for her. But that's about it. She's incredibly lucky to be hitched to someone with Mahomes' wealth and his off-the-field appeal
     
  35. racer

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    I had pretty much this exact sentence typed up. Except I used proper noun Brit, as in Queen Brit.

    I agree she may have some annoying traits, but I trust Pat and his judgement.

    Dump stop being creepy.
     
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  36. dump

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    How am I being creepy?
     
  37. IvanTheTerrible

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    Pretty much how I feel about her. I guess good on Pat for finding love. But she's not exactly drop dead gorgeous.
     
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  38. bigred77

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    Patrick says she's beautiful
    I'm gunna say she's beautiful
     
  39. texasraider

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    It’s pretty embarrassing to judge someone your BFF decided to marry based on looks alone
     
  40. Corky Bucek

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  41. texasraider

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    First commit for the Texas Tech 2039 recruiting class
    :beaver:
     
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  42. dump

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    will end up being more like Jackson Mahomes lmbo
     
  43. texasraider

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    What’s wrong with Jackson? Are you a bigot?
     
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  44. dump

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    well he’s not a QB1 for Texas Tech lmbo
     
  45. ashy larry

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  46. bigred77

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    Timing of all this seems convenient
     
  47. racer

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  48. bigred77

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    His momma call him Patrick, im gunna call him Patrick

     
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  49. dump

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  50. Nole0515

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    I vote for a thread name change cause I just read it as Mahomes Dead