Man confronts woman for having too many items in express checkout

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    You literally did twice in fact.

     
  2. ground mullet

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    This will not be resolved until the Publix video is released.

    Just kidding, that will settle nothing
     
  3. Emmy Rossum

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    If there were two regular lanes open then why didn't she use one of those. If there were two other lanes open then why the fuck would this guy care?
     
  4. MoJo

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    Maybe, but the dude leaves no doubt.
     
  5. IHHH

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    And I was saying it was insane...that’s why I had a question mark after the sentence.

    Not sure what dbl wanted to say? Like grocery store having express lanes for pregnant women? Yeah sure but my point is that people should not need this to understand that a pregnant woman has to go first....but I get that we are at this point
     
  6. Homo Erectus

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    He's an asshole who ran his mouth & she is hormonal af pregant lady. She assumes he's a racist white guy and goes off on a diatribe trying to shame him and he just is indignant. It shouldn't be a story.
     
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  7. EdmondDantes

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    with my luck I would try to let the pregnant woman go first in line, only to find out she's just morbidly obese.
     
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  8. DuffandMuff

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    I was grabbing chips, hummus and booze for the beach on Saturday and the lady in front of me with a hundred items let me go ahead.

    Maybe all places should be like Trader Joe’s and have no special lines. Let the kindness of others dictate the flow of checkouts.
     
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  9. devine

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    If there’s two open lines why does he give a fuck? What a douche
     
  10. Mix

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    Yeah after watching that and reading up they are both garbage people. Her trying to make this into a Trump thing though was really fucking stupid. I can't side with either of them in this.

    Send them both to hell.
     
  11. Homo Erectus

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    I let two women in military uniforms cut in front of me at Aldi's last week bc they had 4 items & i had a whole cart.

    They looked at me like i was crazy like being nice was a foreign concept, but went anyways.
     
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  12. blind dog

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    When my wife was pregnant I made her park in back of parking lot to start working off that baby weight
     
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  13. 941Gator

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    agreed. big asshole/idiot. publix should ban him for a bit for being a prick to a woman.

    but the Smollett types of lies are not what we need right now, this administration does enough to divide us on their own.


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  14. DuffandMuff

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    That tweet sucks.
     
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  15. Bankz

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    This really is the only correct take on this situation.
     
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  16. Detlef Schrempf

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    First of all, fuck anyone with 20 items going into the 10 items or less line.

    Second of all, fuck the guy who feels the need to walk back in and berate someone for it, instead of just wishing horrible things on them silently.
     
  17. beist

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    Wow there are a lot of twists in this video. I have only made it two minutes and so far:

    - ooo she’s in the state legislature nice
    - holy shit she just pops out of the woodwork to confront him while he’s being interviewed?
    - she’s 9 months pregnant?
    - he’s not white?
    - “if you know how you made me feel yesterday” wtf how did she find him. Did she track him down?
     
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  18. texasraider

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    I laughed that part of his evidence for not being a racist was that he’s a democrat
     
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  19. DuffandMuff

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    I liked when he said something along the lines of, “I’m not white, I’m Cuban. I’m white, but I’m Cuban.”

    Huh

    “I’ll make my Facebook profile public. You can see my posts!”
     
  20. beist

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    Ok i watched it all. I want to be on the guys team but i dont support the way he pronounces associates.

    Also the news truck packing up and leaving before he finished talking appropriately mirrors my interest level.
     
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  21. lechnerd

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    That was amazing
     
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  22. Homo Erectus

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    Correct, this is the American way.

    Shake your head & call her a dumb bitch as you put up your cart. The person working at grocery store doesnt want to deal with that shit.
     
  23. devine

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    Congrats on the sex
     
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  24. GoodForAnother

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    On Sunday we went shopping and there was a line at the regular register. The express lane clerk goes hey just come over here since their lane was empty. I was like we have a ton of stuff and she’s like nah you’re cool ignore the sign. So we go up there and have 70% of our shit loaded and this old lady walks up behind us and says

    “THIS IS AN EXPRESS LANE”

    I said yes ma’am I know they told us we could come over here

    “YOU SHOULD LET ME GO IN FRONT OF YOU”

    Uhhh no lady I had store permission to come over here and all my shit is on here. You’re gonna need to wait

    “Well this is ridiculous”

    Moral of the story is she was an old bitch. I didn’t watch the video in the Op or read any of the thread. Thanks
     
  25. REGGNECK

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    If I have 10 lemons is it 10 items or one ?
    :awesomeface:
     
  26. Detlef Schrempf

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    Are they being rung out individually? No.

    They’re one item. Next question.
     
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  27. bigred77

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    Dbl coming in and dbling up a lech thread is why I keep coming back to the main TMB
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    Actually, the National Lemon Council has guidelines for this. Check them out at lemonparty.org
     
  29. GoodForAnother

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    If you ring everything up as bananas that’s one item
     
  30. Jorts

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    :roll:
     
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  31. timo

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    Why then did the local news show up and why was there a national tmb thread created?
     
  32. Pelican Grove

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    I can’t believe they had a fucking press conference over this.
     
  33. CF3234

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    They thought they had the next Check Out Carl on their hands.
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    Or that he’s Cuban.
     
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  35. xec

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    To be fair, she looks more hefty than pregnant.
     
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  36. G46

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    I don’t think I’ve been to a grocery store where they don’t have parking for “Expectant Mothers”.
     
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  37. dblplay1212

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    I'd say it's probably 50/50 down here but I'll be honest in saying I don't exactly look for it.
     
  38. DuffandMuff

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    Have you ever been in a car with a pregnant woman?
     
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  39. dblplay1212

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    I have.

    When she was pregnant, I did the grocery shopping/pick ups so I wasn't looking for a pregnant parking spot.
     
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  40. Detlef Schrempf

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    I’ve never seen a pregnant woman parking spot at a grocery store, and I do all of our grocery shopping.
     
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  41. Wu

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    I live in the burbs and they’re right up next to the handicapped parking at my local H-E-B
     
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  42. theriner69er

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    maybe you should go back to where you came from.

    How did they get like 4 news stations to cover this???
     
  43. RU-Omega Potato

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    Exactly. My go to after that is "Watch, now he/she will pay with a check or a bag of nickels"
     
  44. Biff Bridges

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    Because society needs to police themselves and shame the shit out of narcissists that don't follow the laws of basic human decency. Same goes for the trash on airplanes that take their socks off and bring their fake emotional support dogs with them. These people are a scourge and deserve to be shamed.

    He's a douche too.
     
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  45. devine

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    Is this parody
     
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  46. theriner69er

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    On one hand I clearly recognize how much this guy is overreacting and making a mountain out of a molehill. Like really, who gives a shit, let it go.

    But on the other hand, the things I've yelled at people who did not use their blinker when changing lanes before....
     
  47. Biff Bridges

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    User devine out here defending people driving slow in the left lane. Sad.
     
  48. RU-Omega Potato

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    Driving slow in the left lane is the essence of his whole posting schtick.
     
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  49. DaveGrohl

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    People really have to learn to pick their battles.
     
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  50. lechnerd

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