Manchester United Thread: Happy Birthday Rutgerus Johannes Martinus "Ruud" van Nistelrooy

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  1. IAHusk

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    Pretty strong team for today.

     
  2. TheFreak55

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    I don’t like that at all
     
  3. TheFreak55

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    and did Williams piss Ole off?
     
  4. IAHusk

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    Ole wants a trophy to show in the likely event that we miss out on top 4 imo.
     
  5. TheFreak55

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    Doesn’t mean I like it
     
  6. IAHusk

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    Holy shit, Rashford. :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
  7. IAHusk

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    Shockingly we are having a difficult time breaking down 9th in the League Two table, Colchester.
     
  8. IAHusk

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    Rashford!!!! Nice find from Matic.

    Finally. No surprise a goal had to come from a counter.
     
  9. IAHusk

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    2-0. Own goal off the Colchester fullback from a Greenwood cross.
     
  10. IAHusk

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    3-0. Mata chips it over to Rashford and he crosses to Martial for the goal.
     
  11. IAHusk

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  12. TheFreak55

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    watching replaying:Jimmy G makes cheeky play to get around defender pass pass then Matic makes a shit pass to Young that kills counter :awshucks:
     
  13. TheFreak55

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    so Haaland was in Manchester this week?
     
  14. Nelson

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    We can’t do anything without a counter attack
     
  15. Sam Elliott

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    Worst team in the EPL brings out the worst in United.
     
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  16. GumbyMan

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    1st time all season Watford lead at home. FFS
     
  18. Nelson

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    This is a mess
     
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  19. TheFreak55

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    Pogba is gonna save us
     
  20. Nelson

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    Team bus was late, only arrived 50 minutes before the match. Misplaced passes every ten seconds, a De Gea howler, late to challenges, no thoughtfulness or creativity, just amateur hour
     
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  21. IAHusk

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    This is the 5th time we've named the same starting 11 in consecutive league matches.

    Going to be 0-1-4 in those matches in about 10 minutes.
     
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  22. Nelson

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    A tale of two failed chips
     
  23. IAHusk

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    Pogba only been on the pitch for 20 min and been our best player today by a mile.
     
  24. Nelson

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    Longest streak without a clean sheet since 1971
     
  25. IAHusk

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    Hard to blame Pogba for wanting out of this mess.
     
  26. TheFreak55

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    you want me to say something don’t you?
     
  27. IAHusk

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    I mean if you want to defend Ole after a loss to bottom of the table Watford after not making any changes to the starting 11 from needing a late goal to salvage a draw against relegation battling Everton, then be my guest.

    Pogba was far and away the best player on the pitch for us today.
     
  28. TheFreak55

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    I’m not going to defend Ole but don’t act like Pogba isn’t to blame for a lot of this mess
     
  29. IAHusk

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    In what way is Pogba to blame for the shitty way the club is run?
     
  30. TheFreak55

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    Santa brought me the Manchester Ultra Boost :8mm: and hopefully Pogba brings us three points tomorrow
     
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  31. TheFreak55

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    This seems bizarre. I guess I'll be happy he isn't keeping it the same.
    [​IMG]
     
  32. TheFreak55

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    Goodnight, sweet prince
     
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    The first sign of something going wrong the team completely collapse.

    weak goal but much needed from Martial
     
  34. TheFreak55

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    Mason motherfucking Greenwood
     
  35. Nelson

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    This is fun
     
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  36. TheFreak55

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  37. lunchbox

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    Pereira playing good actually
     
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  38. Nelson

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    aWb NeEDS tO geT BEttER IN tHE AtTAck
     
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  39. TheFreak55

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    haven't really been able to watch, so I don't believe you
     
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  40. Nelson

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    Pogba misses more deep shots by an inch wide than any player I’ve ever seen
     
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  41. Nelson

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    Newcastle defenders can’t complete a pass lol
     
  42. TheFreak55

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    the one against Juve last year was heartbreaking

    Two for Toto
     
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  43. Nelson

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    Pogba looks imperious
     
  44. Nelson

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    Omg if Hazza would’ve cashed that
     
  45. TheFreak55

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    As if don't all already know it but at the half way mark Rashford has best his season high for goals
     
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  46. Nelson

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    I think Ole’s been somewhat vindicated in selling Lukaku straight up
     
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  47. TheFreak55

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    in before Iowa rant
     
  48. IAHusk

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    Say it to my face.
     
  49. TheFreak55

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    You’re a depressing pessimistic fuck
     
  50. TheFreak55

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    but you’re our pessimistic fuck and I’m not sure it justifies getting rid of Lukaku but I’m glad he’s gone