Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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  2. brolift

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  3. One Two

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    Have we done this in here yet?

     
  4. slogan119

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    That’s the joke
     
  5. AbeFroman

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    Imagine what the Q fuckers would come up with if he was a Democrat.
     
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  6. brolift

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    No u
     
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  7. GoodForAnother

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  8. brolift

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  9. Cornfed Buffalo

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  10. racer

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    Small groups of untrained armed chuds attempting to take on the federal law enforcement agency. Those poor idiots are going to get obliterated.

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  11. brolift

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    Do u think the patriots in 1776 were trained solejurz? No!
     
  12. ashy larry

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    ya’ll ever had skyline
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

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    Getting shot to death in a cornfield for my big wet president >>> the Boston Massacre
     
  14. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  15. racer

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    You need a new atlas, friend.
     
  16. ashy larry

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    do we know if this is sweet corn or field corn
     
  17. SD_Irish

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    Probably the last time for awhile for that chud who threatened the FBI HQ, that's for sure.
     
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  18. Roy

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    Nebraska Pride resides wherever there is a cornfield to Husk in
     
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  19. racer

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    Let me stop you right there.
     
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  20. Super Vegeta

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    What was the plan here?

    1. Go outside FBI headquarters
    2. Bring my gun
    3. ???
    4. Profit
     
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  21. DUCKMOUTH

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    trumpterds will probably start a go fund me for his family
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    2a. Attack from a corn field
     
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  23. Constant

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    He failed to cornsider the cornsequences.
     
  24. nexus

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    give my regards to Ashli Babbitt you stupid motherfucker
     
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  25. GoodForAnother

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  27. racer

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    Based on satellite imagery of the coordinates of the stand off, I can say with some certainty and authority that we’re looking at field corn.
     
  28. $P1

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  29. racer

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    He should have fled syruptitiously
     
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  30. brolift

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  31. Barves2125

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    Not so sure about that because everything about Skyline says it should be served in a prison cafeteria.
     
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  32. ashy larry

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    someone is not having a corntastic day
     
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  33. Dillingham

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    MAGA chuds filling the headlines with attacks on federal buildings and law enforcement before the midterms

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  34. Constant

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    Sir, I am an aficionado of the terrible pun, and that is top-notch.
     
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  35. AUShyGuy

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  36. DeToxRox

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    Hmm a truly terrible game plan that ends in a corn field? Where is Brian Ferentz at?
     
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  37. Super Vegeta

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    A cornucopia of incornrect assumptions were made.
     
  38. BudKilmer

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    :ahh:
     
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  39. racer

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    All of this on the day that the #Cincinnati Reds are set to emerge from a corn field
     
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  40. GoodForAnother

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    good lord this is getting corny
     
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  41. Constant

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    Hopefully the story ends with the protagonist getting prison-cornholed.
     
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  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Let’s hear another. I’m all ears.
     
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  43. racer

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    They are currently stalking the suspect
     
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  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He’s probably going to get popped by the police
     
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  45. GoodForAnother

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  46. racer

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    Many agencies involved. A combine effort.
     
  47. UncleJesse

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